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Rode my bike today. Going to be hot. Not my finest decision in life. But....hooray exercise!

My neighbor buddy divorced Dave signed up for Match.com last night. He wouldn't have done it if I didn't push him over the edge. Had a few beers and forced him to sign up. He's been single for 3-4 years now and has had quite a bit of luck, but is hung up on a married co-worker who wants to divorce her husband but is terrified of him. He's a short tempered gun nut who was expelled from HS for punching a teacher before graduation. My buddy needs to avoid this like the plague. I'm hoping he finds some good love on the innernet the way god intended.

 
And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gosh damn ready for my house to be sold, my other house to be finished and for us to be moved into the new place. This project has dragged on forever. Latest hold up is we need to repair our sewer line before the house closes. Neat.

 
Pickles, can I get a ruling on "Sunday Funday"? Over the last few years, it has exploded on the scene and annoys me greatly. Where did this come from and how can I put it back?

 
I'm sure she'll turn out to be crazy too.

Met her yesterday while I was out boating. Going out with her on Thursday. Don't know much about her, so I figured we could play a new game:

GUESS HER CRAZY. Will she be a stalker? Bipolar? Schizo?

Go.
Golddigger/Thinks you're cheating if you don't respond to her text/fb msg/whatever within 30 seconds
you just described the last one I dated perfectly.
:hifive:

 
I'm sure she'll turn out to be crazy too.

Met her yesterday while I was out boating. Going out with her on Thursday. Don't know much about her, so I figured we could play a new game:

GUESS HER CRAZY. Will she be a stalker? Bipolar? Schizo?

Go.
I need a boat.
Name it OurTime?
:lmao:

Have never heard of OurTime. Made me think of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_House_(1986_TV_series)
:lmao:

Everytime I see that crotchety old ******* I think of him forcing me to eat a bowl of oatmeal even if I'm not hungry.

 
I'm sure she'll turn out to be crazy too.

Met her yesterday while I was out boating. Going out with her on Thursday. Don't know much about her, so I figured we could play a new game:

GUESS HER CRAZY. Will she be a stalker? Bipolar? Schizo?

Go.
I need a boat.
Name it OurTime?
:lmao:

Have never heard of OurTime. Made me think of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_House_(1986_TV_series)
:lmao:

Everytime I see that crotchety old ******* I think of him forcing me to eat a bowl of oatmeal even if I'm not hungry.
Or telling you about dia-beet-us.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/0d/21/cd0d2148fd714c8780a39fcac5c9e278.jpg

 
"I'm Wilford Brimely, and I have diabeetus. Last night I ate two whole quarts of vanilla ice cream then struck my wife. She's been dead for 20 years. Who the hell did I hit?!"

 

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