GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black. You're welcome.

Stop

 

[General Malaise]

Can't believe THIS hasn't been discussed in here yet. You guys are slipping.

Thought it was gonna be this

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wire is the best show ever, Mad Men probably top 10, so you're good with either.

 

[General Malaise]

Can't believe THIS hasn't been discussed in here yet. You guys are slipping.

Thought it was gonna be this

No way I'm clicking that one.

I'll help.

La'el Collins is a rookie OL for the Dallas Cowboys. If the name sounds familiar, he's the ex-LSU OL who was projected to be a 1st round pick. However, days before the draft, his pregnant ex-GF was found murdered and he was ordered back to Baton Rouge for questioning. His agent told teams NOT to draft him. They didn't. He was cleared in the case and Jerry Jones signed him as a FA for pennies on the dollar.

Well.....La'el thought it might be nice to celebrate his windslightbreezefall by hiring a prostitute named "Throadzilla" for goods and services. She apparently tossed his salad, then performed a Bill Clinton on him. When she went to collect, he said "There will be no money, but how about we go out for a nice meal?". Throatzilla impolitely declined, said he needed to pay and he said "Come back Thursday". When she contacted him for money on Thursday, he told her to delete his number.

And that's when Throatzilla took her talents to Twitter, blasting La'el and telling the Cowboys they should drug test him.

 

[Sammy3469]

Can't believe THIS hasn't been discussed in here yet. You guys are slipping.

Thought it was gonna be this

No way I'm clicking that one.

I'll help.

La'el Collins is a rookie OL for the Dallas Cowboys. If the name sounds familiar, he's the ex-LSU OL who was projected to be a 1st round pick. However, days before the draft, his pregnant ex-GF was found murdered and he was ordered back to Baton Rouge for questioning. His agent told teams NOT to draft him. They didn't. He was cleared in the case and Jerry Jones signed him as a FA for pennies on the dollar.

Well.....La'el thought it might be nice to celebrate his windslightbreezefall by hiring a prostitute named "Throadzilla" for goods and services. She apparently tossed his salad, then performed a Bill Clinton on him. When she went to collect, he said "There will be no money, but how about we go out for a nice meal?". Throatzilla impolitely declined, said he needed to pay and he said "Come back Thursday". When she contacted him for money on Thursday, he told her to delete his number.

And that's when Throatzilla took her talents to Twitter, blasting La'el and telling the Cowboys they should drug test him.

Does that make you Mouthzilla?

 

[General Malaise]

I really do wish the board software would upgrade so that CLEAR paragraph breaks show up when we hit "Post" and they don't jumble them all together like a bad Hipple post.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can't believe THIS hasn't been discussed in here yet. You guys are slipping.

Thought it was gonna be this

No way I'm clicking that one.

I'll help.

La'el Collins is a rookie OL for the Dallas Cowboys. If the name sounds familiar, he's the ex-LSU OL who was projected to be a 1st round pick. However, days before the draft, his pregnant ex-GF was found murdered and he was ordered back to Baton Rouge for questioning. His agent told teams NOT to draft him. They didn't. He was cleared in the case and Jerry Jones signed him as a FA for pennies on the dollar.

Well.....La'el thought it might be nice to celebrate his windslightbreezefall by hiring a prostitute named "Throadzilla" for goods and services. She apparently tossed his salad, then performed a Bill Clinton on him. When she went to collect, he said "There will be no money, but how about we go out for a nice meal?". Throatzilla impolitely declined, said he needed to pay and he said "Come back Thursday". When she contacted him for money on Thursday, he told her to delete his number.

And that's when Throatzilla took her talents to Twitter, blasting La'el and telling the Cowboys they should drug test him.

10/10 recap, gb. Thanks.

 

[Drifter]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

first season was great. been just ok since then.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black. You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

first season was great. been just ok since then.

I stalled on season 2. Tatiana Maslany is pretty friggin great though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guys, we already decided on Mad Men.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A hippopotamus — an extremely aggressive animal with the ability to run faster than humans in short bursts — was spotted lumbering through a flooded square not far from the zoo and was shot with a tranquilizer dart. Other animals were hunted down and killed.

I did NOT know that. I thought they just swam.

Wait...really?

Well, I knew they could get around on the earth, but imagined their mobility like the current iteration of William Perry trying to dance the Waltz and not at all like Carl Lewis. I've been to a few zoos in my day....I don't recall the Hippos running yo-yos.

This is what happens when they replace shows about actual animals with shows about people trying to find Big Foot.

 

[kevzilla]

Tanner's man-crush on Dawn Draper is kinda adorable. And kinda creepy.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Tatiana Maslany is pretty friggin great though.

 

[tommyboy]

A hippopotamus an extremely aggressive animal with the ability to run faster than humans in short bursts was spotted lumbering through a flooded square not far from the zoo and was shot with a tranquilizer dart. Other animals were hunted down and killed.

I did NOT know that. I thought they just swam.

Wait...really?

Well, I knew they could get around on the earth, but imagined their mobility like the current iteration of William Perry trying to dance the Waltz and not at all like Carl Lewis. I've been to a few zoos in my day....I don't recall the Hippos running yo-yos.

This is what happens when they replace shows about actual animals with shows about people trying to find Big Foot.

I fn love bigfoot

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seems like every time you eat somebody's ### they refuse to pay you these days.

 

[El Floppo]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

I'm a fan- but no way I'd hear "the wire or mad men" and immediately think "orphan black".

 

[kevzilla]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

 

[bostonfred]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

watch out for hippos

 

[Henry Ford]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

:(

 

[-fish-]

Job interview follow up:

Invited to come to Portland mothership to meet key personnel and have systems explained to me, then drinks, dinner, spend the night and play golf in the morning. Sounding legit.

 

[Henry Ford]

Can't believe THIS hasn't been discussed in here yet. You guys are slipping.

Thought it was gonna be this

Thought it was gonna be this

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

Yeah, we closed our offices at HIGH NOON there.

 

[General Malaise]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

watch out for hippos

They're not just swimming anymore.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Job interview follow up:

Invited to come to Portland mothership to meet key personnel and have systems explained to me, then drinks, dinner, spend the night and play golf in the morning. Sounding legit.

Watch your cornhole.

 

[Henry Ford]

Job interview follow up:

Invited to come to Portland mothership to meet key personnel and have systems explained to me, then drinks, dinner, spend the night and play golf in the morning. Sounding legit.

Nice! Will they send you a ride to Portland?

 

[General Malaise]

Job interview follow up:

Invited to come to Portland mothership to meet key personnel and have systems explained to me, then drinks, dinner, spend the night and play golf in the morning. Sounding legit.

I know a guy in Portland.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

I'm a fan- but no way I'd hear "the wire or mad men" and immediately think "orphan black".

C'mon. Sons of Anarchy was mentioned.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

Do you object to being labeled non-essential?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guess it's between Wires and Mad Men. Thanks guys.

Orphan Black.

You're welcome.

Watched the first couple episodes and was a bit meh

Yeah, weird sci-fi #### that's moderately entertaining is how I'd rate it.

I'm a fan- but no way I'd hear "the wire or mad men" and immediately think "orphan black".

C'mon. Sons of Anarchy was mentioned.

Didn't even try to watch that doo doo.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

Do you object to being labeled non-essential?

Talk to frostywife for essential oils imo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I remember that conversation with my boss around noon on 9/11.

"We're sending all non-essential personnel home in the next hour."

"So that means...?"

Twenty-somethings are dumb.

 

[tommyboy]

I remember that conversation with my boss around noon on 9/11.

"We're sending all non-essential personnel home in the next hour."

"So that means...?"

Twenty-somethings are dumb.

that morning, our boss came onto the sales floor and said "hey, its been a rough morning, why don't you all get back on the phones and try to sell something".

real inspiration that guy.

 

[kevzilla]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

Do you object to being labeled non-essential?

I'm not a brain surgeon. I just get them paid. That makes me popular with brain surgeons, but not essential on any given day.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I remember that conversation with my boss around noon on 9/11.

"We're sending all non-essential personnel home in the next hour."

"So that means...?"

Twenty-somethings are dumb.

that morning, our boss came onto the sales floor and said "hey, its been a rough morning, why don't you all get back on the phones and try to sell something".

real inspiration that guy.

My college professor walked into to class and said "it's a bummer they didn't get the White House"...this was literally like and hour after it happened

He apologized profusely the next day...amazingly nobody seemed butt-hurt about it

 

[bentley]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

I decided to send myself home. Drinking beer and working remotely in my underwear seemed to be the best way to deal with this situation.

If I get stuck at home with my kids tomorrow instead of flying out for a business trip w PR chick, I am not going to be happy.

 

[Sammy3469]

Maurkice Pouncey confirmed there was skirmish at Steelers practice today. “that’s football,” he said, not “party cake.”

 

[5-ish Finkle]

"Mmmm....forbidden party caaaaake."

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i finally caved and just did a bikram yoga class with my wife. so far, i have managed to not die. still not out of the woods yet though.

 

[El Floppo]

i finally caved and just did a bikram yoga class with my wife. so far, i have managed to not die. still not out of the woods yet though.

that's the hot one?

 

[Rustoleum]

Apparently when they clamp down on humans, they rip them apart with razor sharp teeth that move viciously from side to side. They always seemed so cuddly from a distance.

I think that all white marble diet effects their temperament.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

In Maurkice's defense, party cake sounds pretty awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Apparently when they clamp down on humans, they rip them apart with razor sharp teeth that move viciously from side to side. They always seemed so cuddly from a distance.

I think that all white marble diet effects their temperament.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i finally caved and just did a bikram yoga class with my wife. so far, i have managed to not die. still not out of the woods yet though.

that's the hot one?

yep

 

[bostonfred]

i finally caved and just did a bikram yoga class with my wife. so far, i have managed to not die. still not out of the woods yet though.

that's the hot one?

No, that's his girlfriend

 

[-fish-]

Job interview follow up:

Invited to come to Portland mothership to meet key personnel and have systems explained to me, then drinks, dinner, spend the night and play golf in the morning. Sounding legit.

I know a guy in Portland.

pretty sure I need to avoid cornholing for this trip. I'm pretty sure that showing up drunk/hungover/high/stabbed by a stripper would be frowned upon.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My employer is sending non-essential personnel home due to the impending floodpocalypse. It was a run.

watch out for hippos

They're not just swimming anymore.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Apparently when they clamp down on humans, they rip them apart with razor sharp teeth that move viciously from side to side. They always seemed so cuddly from a distance.

I think that all white marble diet effects their temperament.

Well done

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guy runs from his house in order to try to photobomb a remote broadcast. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4JY_rPvGuvw