GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

I do plan to use that gift certificate to buy steak for the two of us.

 

[-fish-]

who's my fbg buddy these days? heading to first date with this chick tonight. if you don't have proof of life by tomorrow at noon, send help.

 

[Frostillicus]

who's my fbg buddy these days? heading to first date with this chick tonight. if you don't have proof of life by tomorrow at noon, send help.

Send pics first.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do plan to use that gift certificate to buy steak for the two of us.

Me and you?

 

[Frostillicus]

I do plan to use that gift certificate to buy steak for the two of us.

Me and you?

If you were here i would buy you a steak from a cow.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does Raffle Meat taste better than beef from the store ?

 

[Frostillicus]

Does Raffle Meat taste better than beef from the store ?

Yes because it's seasoned with victory.

 

[Abraham]

Parenting update:

Bad: 16 month old is spending the night at the children's hospital after 9 days of constant fever (bacterial infection, now under control thanks for asking)

Good: the night nurse is smoking hot.

It's the little things.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Anybody else drankin?

I am. Celebrating not being in Wyoming. Got home, threw my kids at my parents, and then the wife and I took off to the bar. There was a meat raffle and I won a $20 gift certificate to Jordan Meats! Now home.

You moved to Jordan Meats?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does Raffle Meat taste better than beef from the store ?

Yes because it's seasoned with victory.

Of course

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Parenting update:

Bad: 16 month old is spending the night at the children's hospital after 9 days of constant fever (bacterial infection, now under control thanks for asking)

Good: the night nurse is smoking hot.

It's the little things.

GLGBAJR

 

[Abraham]

Kid is finally asleep. Wife is asleep on the abortion they call a "visitors bed". I have five more mini bottles of wine and one cigarette left. Waiting to slip out and walk four blocks to the nearest smoking section in this town (thanks Bentley!) before crashing like James Dean's Porsche. And just think, the nurse will be back in an hour to wake the little one up to take her pulse.

But the hot nurse is still here.

 

[-fish-]

survived. barely.

 

[Annyong]

GL Babe

 

[El Floppo]

GL Babe

and babe Jr.

and the hot nurse.

and everyone.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

survived. barely.

Extra crazy?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Isn't Yellowstone in Wyoming? Seemed pretty awesome to me.

I'm sure Yellowstone and whatever else that is nice is nice. The parts I saw were both horrible and creepy. GM mentioned being in Wyoming is like being in a Stephen King novel, and that's dead on. Especially driving at night on some "highway" where you see another car maybe once every half hour. Also they should get bridges and roads that can handle a little rain.

There's some interesting characters, but in the end you're really pissed off?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Does Raffle Meat taste better than beef from the store ?

Yes because it's seasoned with victory.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Quacktastic! https://m.imgur.com/a/CiZeA

 

[General Malaise]

These closeups of a Jan from Toyota are no beuno. Face has more bumps than a school parking lot.

Who?

Jan

Still no clue

oh, okay. Suppose you don't know who Flo is either, right?

 

[El Floppo]

Quacktastic! https://m.imgur.com/a/CiZeA

dammit.... come on!

I'm a sucker for this kind of thing.

eta: and Jan is hot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

These closeups of a Jan from Toyota are no beuno. Face has more bumps than a school parking lot.

Who?

Jan

Still no clue

oh, okay. Suppose you don't know who Flo is either, right?

Duh. Stephanie Courtney. She plays Madge on Mad Men.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just going chill by this cool looking rock...WTF! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f51NniMwr1o&feature=youtu.be

 

[General Malaise]

Quacktastic! https://m.imgur.com/a/CiZeA

dammit.... come on!

I'm a sucker for this kind of thing.

eta: and Jan is hot.

Jan is good from afar but far from good. IMO. Still would. Just wish they hadn't zoomed in on her upper lip.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://noliesradio.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Progressive-MadMen-Flo-Stephanie-Courtney-630-jpg_2231211.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

Oregon Zoo sent me its summer concert series. Mostly has beens...Indigo Girls, Bruce Hornsby and The Noisemakers (did The Range split off from him? Where did they go? What do they do?), Ziggy Marley.

And then there's this band, which stunningly is SOLD OUT. My question is this: Can I unvote for a president?

Hailed as one of the "most important bands in music since the dawn of the rock and roll era" by former President Bill Clinton, the legendary rock and roll band with horns, Chicago, came in at #13, the highest charting American band in Billboard Magazine's list of Top 100 artists of all time. And Chicago is the first American rock band to chart Top 40 albums in six
decades.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

survived. barely.

photo update?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Meh...GWB said the exact same thing about At the Drive In.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm just going chill by this cool looking rock...WTF! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f51NniMwr1o&feature=youtu.be

That looks so much like our Corgi that it is scary. Though ours has a tail.

 

[-fish-]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

 

[El Floppo]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

in some ways, that sounds ok.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

Predicted timeline:

 

[General Malaise]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

I can help with that selection, boss. You still got my fumber?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just going chill by this cool looking rock...WTF!

Not trying to be racist here but don't they all look alike?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm just going chill by this cool looking rock...WTF!

That's raysist.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

I'm happy for you, but I also kind of want to kill you.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm just going chill by this cool looking rock...WTF!

They kinda do, but no more so than most breeds (and less so than labs or something like that).

They vary in color and shape of markings. Also in the shape of the nose a little.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

I'm happy for you, but I also kind of want to kill you.

Just like most of his dates.

 

[ffjunk]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

This sounds like you might have met Arizona ron's clan.

 

[bentley]

Kid is finally asleep. Wife is asleep on the abortion they call a "visitors bed". I have five more mini bottles of wine and one cigarette left. Waiting to slip out and walk four blocks to the nearest smoking section in this town (thanks Bentley!) before crashing like James Dean's Porsche. And just think, the nurse will be back in an hour to wake the little one up to take her pulse.

But the hot nurse is still here.

You at Seton (Dell Childrens)? Because my people are St Davids 4 Life. Nurses are probably hotter over there too. And I bet they have a closer place to smoke.

Hope the squid is better.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

let us choose. send it over

 

[kevzilla]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

As opposed to the twin 400-lb gorillas of Central Texas health care?

:TeamSeton:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

As opposed to the twin 400-lb gorillas of Central Texas health care?

:TeamSeton:

Driving in the middle of nowhere chat maybe?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Isn't Yellowstone in Wyoming? Seemed pretty awesome to me.

That's true. Grand Tetons, Jackson, prairie dogs, Brokeback. Some quality stuff no other state has. But I-80 cutting left to right or right to left is teh utmost suck. Spent a night in Kemmerer, WY once. Felt like I was being live blogged in a Stephen King novel.

Anybody else drankin?

I had a few beers but I have to work tomorrow

#nosummeroff

Last day of summer school tomorrow AKA movie day. I'm showing some Canadian thing about a blind kid who wants to run cross country but he keeps running into trees and ####. So he hires a re tarded kid (or maybe he's homeless or Jewish...I actually haven't seen it) to run with him so he doesn't run into trees and ####.

If you ask my son what cows are made of he answers steak.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Parenting update:

Bad: 16 month old is spending the night at the children's hospital after 9 days of constant fever (bacterial infection, now under control thanks for asking)

Good: the night nurse is smoking hot.

It's the little things.

GLGBAJR

http://noliesradio.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Progressive-MadMen-Flo-Stephanie-Courtney-630-jpg_2231211.jpg

THANK YOU, was driving me crazy.

survived. barely.

photo update?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

survived. barely.

photo update?

she made a photo collage of her with other chicks (some nood, some not) that she's offering up for a threesome. said I can take my pick.

I'm happy for you, but I also kind of want to kill you.

* infinity

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

Link

 

[El Floppo]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can we get more into the nuances of Corgi markings?

Link

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