GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Today is my Friday too. Going to head home early, crack a beer with my Mother In Law and begin packing up everything into boxes for a full weekend of moving. With any luck, a piano will fall on my head.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[strykerpks]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Do we want to come up with a secret handshake or something?

 

[Frostillicus]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

We still dont know the reason, researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How Europeans view themselves

 

[heckmanm]

How Europeans view themselves

Oof

 

[Captain Quinoa]

F'in Greeks. Only thing they work hard at is trying to slide it in your tuccus.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How Europeans view themselves

Oof

Odd that they didn't include "Most Likely to Invade my Country". Even the Greeks would have had to give it up to the Krauts in that one.

 

[kevzilla]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

You should put your John Thomas in her rear hatch.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

You should put your John Thomas in on her rear hatch.

Per Tanner

 

[kevzilla]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

You should put your John Thomas in on her rear hatch.

Per Tanner

Negative. She looks like nine miles of bad road.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

You should put your John Thomas in on her rear hatch.

Per Tanner

Negative. She looks like nine miles of bad road.

How much of that could you navigate without making right turns?

 

[Ignoramus]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

We still dont know the reason, researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

Brown is considered light-colored, huh? I probably would have thrown blue in there instead.

 

[kevzilla]

Bobby Sac with the callback.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some old bat just pulled up at the clinic with "John Roberts is a Marxist" scrawled across the rear hatch of her Mazda 5.

I love people that have know nothing about history and feel the need to let everyone know about it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Do we want to come up with a secret handshake or something?

I think you just buy each other shots.

 

[Mr.Pack]

GM, its 77°. Settle down, champ

77? #### you guys.

No ####.

It was 43 freaking degrees here this morning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do we want to come up with a secret handshake or something?

I think you just buy each other shots.

Again, Homer has to be the voice of reason in this thread.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

Twice a day into the SI Swimsuit Issue?

6th grade. Not 1994.

I was in 6th grade in 1983-84. I was lucky to have plenty of material thanks to construction sites around the house. There were a couple of young ladies featured in Oui, obviously very in love, that still brings back fond memories.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.

 

[boilerdave]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

What's the due date?

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

Twice a day into the SI Swimsuit Issue?

6th grade. Not 1994.

I was in 6th grade in 1983-84. I was lucky to have plenty of material thanks to construction sites around the house. There were a couple of young ladies featured in Oui, obviously very in love, that still brings back fond memories.

Oui was my first as well. Still remember it to this day. Found it cleaning out my grandpas basement after my parents put him in a home.

 

[tommyboy]

So GM, let me get this straight.

Your trying to sell your house, and buy another house and you have your MIL moving in while you move and having twins all at the same time? Good thing weed is now legal, I suggest you smoke some, immediately. I'll see you at the blues festival tonight if you're going...

Cheers

 

[tommyboy]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

Twice a day into the SI Swimsuit Issue?

6th grade. Not 1994.

I was in 6th grade in 1983-84. I was lucky to have plenty of material thanks to construction sites around the house. There were a couple of young ladies featured in Oui, obviously very in love, that still brings back fond memories.

Oui was my first as well. Still remember it to this day. Found it cleaning out my grandpas basement after my parents put him in a home.

There was a magazine/newspaper recycling hut not far from our home. We would go in there and thumb through stuff until we hit paydirt. Penthouse, hustler, Cheri, swank, oui ... All of it. I remember the scratch n sniff hustler, yeah I'm old

 

[kevzilla]

Can you get Gates?

(To put down the needle)

 

[General Malaise]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

What's the due date?

For me or Kevzilla?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So, you can just leave your MIL and wife in your current house, walk two doors down and have a place all to yourself? Who says you don't have #### figured out?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my dad lived right by uc davis. me and my buddies would go dumpster diving the day after school let out.

 

[kevzilla]

GM seems on edge lately

TWINS!!!1!!

What's the due date?

For me or Kevzilla?

I've been at 36 weeks for 30 years.

 

[General Malaise]

So GM, let me get this straight.

Your trying to sell your house, and buy another house and you have your MIL moving in while you move and having twins all at the same time? Good thing weed is now legal, I suggest you smoke some, immediately. I'll see you at the blues festival tonight if you're going...

Cheers

You left out finishing a remodel job, getting AC installed before we move in, the complete lack of a car that seats 7 (3 in car seats), post-insurance medical bills that are only going to pile up with C-Section delivery, one income pegged to the performance of Canadian stocks, a backyard that looks like the backdrop of an ISIS video and a daughter likes to wipe boogers on me. Weed? Yes, have some.

Blah blah blah, wah wah wah....I got this. 'Murica!

 

[General Malaise]

So, you can just leave your MIL and wife in your current house, walk two doors down and have a place all to yourself? Who says you don't have #### figured out?

Lolz...every time I leave the house, MIL will ask "where's he going?"... Anytime I try to sneak out to smoke herb she turns into Henry's MIL in Goodfellas. "Who goes on a walk at 10pm without a dog! Who goes on a walk with a beer! Who brings a suitcase with them to go on a walk?"

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Sounds to me like you need to have her take a walk with a suitcase.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So GM, let me get this straight.

Your trying to sell your house, and buy another house and you have your MIL moving in while you move and having twins all at the same time? Good thing weed is now legal, I suggest you smoke some, immediately. I'll see you at the blues festival tonight if you're going...

Cheers

You left out finishing a remodel job, getting AC installed before we move in, the complete lack of a car that seats 7 (3 in car seats), post-insurance medical bills that are only going to pile up with C-Section delivery, one income pegged to the performance of Canadian stocks, a backyard that looks like the backdrop of an ISIS video and a daughter likes to wipe boogers on me. Weed? Yes, have some. Blah blah blah, wah wah wah....I got this. 'Murica!

Otis is your point man for remodeling advice.

 

[tommyboy]

So GM, let me get this straight.

Your trying to sell your house, and buy another house and you have your MIL moving in while you move and having twins all at the same time? Good thing weed is now legal, I suggest you smoke some, immediately. I'll see you at the blues festival tonight if you're going...

Cheers

You left out finishing a remodel job, getting AC installed before we move in, the complete lack of a car that seats 7 (3 in car seats), post-insurance medical bills that are only going to pile up with C-Section delivery, one income pegged to the performance of Canadian stocks, a backyard that looks like the backdrop of an ISIS video and a daughter likes to wipe boogers on me. Weed? Yes, have some.

Blah blah blah, wah wah wah....I got this. 'Murica!

wow. i'll tip one out for you homey.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

At a party at my wife's cousins

There are hamburgers

I ask where the cheese is

I'm informed they are now a dairy free household...something about cows and A1 beta casein or something crazy

 

[Tecumseh]

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

 

[-fish-]

At a party at my wife's cousins

There are hamburgers

I ask where the cheese is

I'm informed they are now a dairy free household...something about cows and A1 beta casein or something crazy

This is one reason the cooter punch was invented.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At a party at my wife's cousins

There are hamburgers

I ask where the cheese is

I'm informed they are now a dairy free household...something about cows and A1 beta casein or something crazy

Put your #### in the mashed potatoes.

 

[Annyong]

Lol

 

[Hawks64]

Lol

What's so funny?

 

[Annyong]

I'm kind of angry they would even serve hamburgers w/o cheese available.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Burgers don't need cheese

 

[Hawks64]

I'm kind of angry they would even serve hamburgers w/o cheese available.

That seems very un 'Merica like.

 

[Annyong]

Burgers don't need cheese

To hell they don't

 

[Hawks64]

Burgers don't need cheese

You shut your whore mouth.