GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Abraham]

4 1/2 hour interview after 3 1/2 hour drive. Drunk now. Thanks bye.

Life can't always be banging 20 year olds a boat all day.

Why do you hate America?

Seems like the kind of guy that just wants to watch the world burn.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

My wife is going to Austin in a couple weeks. She doesn't want to meet any of you freaks.

 

[bentley]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

 

[Abraham]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

"in these situations?"

 

[kevzilla]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

Also, someone might want pics of the birthday girl.

 

[Abraham]

Watching "up in the air". I'm sure Cos is the only person in this thread that appreciates Clooney like I do. Makes tons of good movies. The rest of you are Neanderthals.

 

[bentley]

I also like Up in the Air and think Clooney is dreamy.

Taking the kids to watch Minion Movie in a bit. Pray for me.

 

[kevzilla]

Saw Ted 2 last night; about ten people in the theater. I laughed, but I'd had a snootful.

 

[General Malaise]

C sections are for wio ners

Baby B is breached. No time for heroics here, Noah Wiley.

Weird... in my head I was trying to support you there. Both our kids were via CEta... hope all is well and right in gm land. Gl with the twins

Lol...wasn't sure if your hackneyed word above was supposed to be "winners" or "wieners"... I just assumed the latter. Crabby GM is crabby.

 

[General Malaise]

Watching "up in the air". I'm sure Cos is the only person in this thread that appreciates Clooney like I do. Makes tons of good movies. The rest of you are Neanderthals.

I appreciate the fact that he doesn't need disguises to make solid movies like those hacks Affleck, Downy and especially Depp.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Like the fabric softener?

 

[-fish-]

4 1/2 hour interview after 3 1/2 hour drive. Drunk now. Thanks bye.

Same outfit from earlier looking to do the startup? Gl

Different, bigger firm

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

4 1/2 hour interview after 3 1/2 hour drive. Drunk now. Thanks bye.

Same outfit from earlier looking to do the startup? Gl

Different, bigger firm

Bendini, Lambert, and Locke?

 

[-fish-]

4 1/2 hour interview after 3 1/2 hour drive. Drunk now. Thanks bye.

Same outfit from earlier looking to do the startup? Gl

Different, bigger firm

Bendini, Lambert, and Locke?

Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

 

[Abraham]

Draft Day is pretty good except for the football part being completely unrealistic.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Draft Day is pretty good except for the football part being completely unrealistic.

The whole " he was giving the ball to his sister" scene was moronic. Pretty sure everybody in that room would have known the story.

 

[strykerpks]

Draft Day is pretty good except for the football part being completely unrealistic.

There are absolutely zero redeeming qualities about that movie. It should be stricken from the record and never spoken of again.

 

[Abraham]

Draft Day is pretty good except for the football part being completely unrealistic.

There are absolutely zero redeeming qualities about that movie. It should be stricken from the record and never spoken of again.

Disagree.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Draft Day is pretty good except for the football part being completely unrealistic.

You don't think that draft day trade making the Jacksonville GM seem worse than any fantasy player ever was realistic?

Whole movie was crap. He's calling the Wisconsin coach the day of the draft? Getting info from his security guy that day? No real research at all? Horrible.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Damn I'm a Browns fan and even I didn't bother watching that movie.

 

[Abraham]

Seemed to be a pretty realistic view of how the Jaguars handle draft day.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

Also, someone might want pics of the birthday girl.

you don't. her daughter on the other hand...

 

[kevzilla]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

Also, someone might want pics of the birthday girl.

you don't. her daughter on the other hand...

My standards are as flexible as an Olympic gynmast, though I am personally a little creaky.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

excellent. Keep me updated

Advise what? Are we supposed to pork her or keep her from getting porked? I'm so confused in these situations.

Also, someone might want pics of the birthday girl.

you don't. her daughter on the other hand...

My standards are as flexible as an Olympic gynmast, though I am personally a little creaky.

fair enough she's a decent looking woman. bit short and think, but has tig bitties if we're fb friends, she's on mine

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Pics I've seen, your lady is way fine Jesse. How'd you trick her in to being with you?

 

[mr roboto]

There's another Jesse here

 

[mr roboto]

Red wine gets me drnjer than beer. Weird.

 

[cstu]

Pics I've seen, your lady is way fine Jesse. How'd you trick her in to being with you?

I wish that I had Jesse's girl.

 

[mr roboto]

That song has haunted me my whole ####### life.

 

[strykerpks]

Red wine gets me drnjer than beer. Weird.

Oh come on

 

[kevzilla]

Pics I've seen, your lady is way fine Jesse. How'd you trick her in to being with you?

FBG definition: out-kicks his coverage.

 

[mr roboto]

Red wine gets me drnjer than beer. Weird.

Oh come on

Drunker.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Up in the Air" is a solid flick.

 

[bentley]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

 

[cosjobs]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

Not even warehouse nasty? Used to hang with him a little about a decade ago. Pre-you i guess

 

[bentley]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

Not even warehouse nasty? Used to hang with him a little about a decade ago. Pre-you i guess

We've been people since before you moved back to Austin, so I doubt it was before me. You may not remember that in your advanced age.

 

[kevzilla]

Speaking of advanced age, my GB's wife was pimping me out at the bar tonight. She may have had some success with this Dominican gal. Developing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[cosjobs]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

Not even warehouse nasty? Used to hang with him a little about a decade ago. Pre-you i guess

We've been people since before you moved back to Austin, so I doubt it was before me. You may not remember that in your advanced age.

Really? I was pretty sure we meet in austin a couple years after i moved here.

Anyway WN is a really good man, but he got married a couple years after that and his wife never let's him out to play.

I think you came by my house about 4 years after i moved here and then posted in e about me being a hoarder or something. Took a while after that before i liked you.

 

[cosjobs]

Re-watching the Life nbc series on Netflix.

Great series dealt an untimely death from the writers strike.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[bentley]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

Not even warehouse nasty? Used to hang with him a little about a decade ago. Pre-you i guess

We've been people since before you moved back to Austin, so I doubt it was before me. You may not remember that in your advanced age.

Really? I was pretty sure we meet in austin a couple years after i moved here. Anyway WN is a really good man, but he got married a couple years after that and his wife never let's him out to play.

I think you came by my house about 4 years after i moved here and then posted in e about me being a hoarder or something. Took a while after that before i liked you.

That was when we played poker w Sockmonkey and Bloom.I volunteered with you at the UHEM prelaunch deal you sponsored at Driskill and then came by to help press shirts when you lived in the place off Mesa. Glad it made an impression.

 

[cosjobs]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

Not even warehouse nasty? Used to hang with him a little about a decade ago. Pre-you i guess

We've been people since before you moved back to Austin, so I doubt it was before me. You may not remember that in your advanced age.

Really? I was pretty sure we meet in austin a couple years after i moved here. Anyway WN is a really good man, but he got married a couple years after that and his wife never let's him out to play.

I think you came by my house about 4 years after i moved here and then posted in e about me being a hoarder or something. Took a while after that before i liked you.

That was when we played poker w Sockmonkey and Bloom.I volunteered with you at the UHEM prelaunch deal you sponsored at Driskill and then came by to help press shirts when you lived in the place off Mesa. Glad it made an impression.

Yeah, but you were chubby faced then. It was like a different person. I think my wife had a crush on you.

Don't take offense onmymemory deficits. I'm watching an eight year old tv series and remember absolutely none of the plots not storylines. Joyce went to bed because she has better recall.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Guys, notebooks. I'm telling you.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

There's another Jesse here

and dawn rhymes with don

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pics I've seen, your lady is way fine Jesse. How'd you trick her in to being with you?

she likes caring for the challenged. and an uncut %^&*@!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That song has haunted me my whole ####### life.

it's worked to my advantage a few times. i've answered, your ### ####ed ####### right you do! the dumb ones took the bait

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pretty sure there are no Jesses on my FB friend list. I'm deeply hurt.

pretty sure we're friends....on Facebook