GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

Overheard two guys talking at the public market this morning:

Guy1: I'd like to check out the rest of your stuff. Do you have a website?

Guy2: No...I'm listed in the yellow pages.

Guy1:

Is this the 90s?

This is always a tricky question when you're the one asking it.

 

[Abraham]

Austin lunch on Thirsday? My treat.

nice

So yes?

 

[General Malaise]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I've had stuffed cabbage for dinner on Sunday, lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've had stuffed cabbage for dinner on Sunday, lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today

Do not approach any open flames!!!

 

[UOFI_316]

I've had stuffed cabbage for dinner on Sunday, lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today

Do not approach any open flames without someone filming!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

How many young souls have you crushed today, Mr. Hand?

 

[strykerpks]

One of my workers is leaving early today to drop his daughter off for her first day of afternoon kindergarten. And his wife is going in for an ultrasound this afternoon as well.

Just got told by my bosses that I have to let him go (cost cutting move, not because he's leaving early). Feel like I got punched in the gut. Someone wanna fax me some moonshine?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

How many young souls have you crushed today, Mr. Hand?

Only had one class so far so...30?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

How many young souls have you crushed today, Mr. Hand?

Only had one class so far so...30?

Only 30? Man, you teachers really are lazy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my workers is leaving early today to drop his daughter off for her first day of afternoon kindergarten. And his wife is going in for an ultrasound this afternoon as well.

Just got told by my bosses that I have to let him go (cost cutting move, not because he's leaving early). Feel like I got punched in the gut. Someone wanna fax me some moonshine?

"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it's *because* they sat there that they were able to do it."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

How many young souls have you crushed today, Mr. Hand?

Only had one class so far so...30?

Only 30? Man, you teachers really are lazy.

inorite?

Pretty sweet class sizes this year. Last year I started off the year with 206 students...that's 34+ per class.

This year I've got about 181. NOICE.

 

[Abraham]

That's still a lot of apples to eat.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

Even as a petulant Junior High ###### who was dragged around the greater DC area on a "historical vacation" I was super-impressed by Gettysburg.

Where the treasonous hilljacks got their asses handed to them.

How many young souls have you crushed today, Mr. Hand?

Only had one class so far so...30?

Only 30? Man, you teachers really are lazy.

inorite?

Pretty sweet class sizes this year. Last year I started off the year with 206 students...that's 34+ per class.

This year I've got about 181. NOICE.

Still way too many terrible essays to read.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Still way too many terrible essays to read.

Which is exactly why I don't assign essays.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Still way too many terrible essays to read.

Which is exactly why I don't assign essays.

All multiple guess?

 

[Ignoramus]

Overheard two guys talking at the public market this morning:

Guy1: I'd like to check out the rest of your stuff. Do you have a website?

Guy2: No...I'm listed in the yellow pages.

Guy1:

Effin hipsters.

 

[krista4]

k4 is back? I need to check in more often. Stupid job!

 

[Abraham]

We should probably start our draft soon. Glad we waited until trent richardson was cut to save GM from accidentally drafting him.

 

[General Malaise]

New face for birth control?

 

[kevzilla]

 

[tommyboy]

looks like you've lost some weight, you're not even fat anymore

 

[krista4]

looks like you've lost some weight, you're not even fat anymore

I was thinking the same thing, but in much kinder fashion. More like, "You look really thin!"

 

[Sammy3469]

looks like you've lost some weight, you're not even fat anymore

I was thinking the same thing, but in much kinder fashion. More like, "You look really thin!"

More like he can't afford food with that brood.

 

[shuke]

New face for birth control?

 

[General Malaise]

looks like you've lost some weight, you're not even fat anymore

I was thinking the same thing, but in much kinder fashion. More like, "You look really thin!"

Thanks, but I'm not smiling because when I do, I look like a bloated puffer fish and I'm wearing a sweatshirt + bjorn + baby to hide several layers of gross.

 

[cosjobs]

Austin lunch on Thirsday? My treat.

nice

So yes?

Sure. when and where. I am VERY flexible, so choose at your convenience

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

New face for birth control?

 

[cosjobs]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

When I was a kid. Seems like a fun day trip. I went ahead and booked the Hyatt Bellvue in downtown Philadelphia for the full week. Keep in mind, this is a couple who honeymooned in D.C. We like big cities and culture and despite living within 75 miles of Phil, we never explored it. Looks like tons of great restaurants, museums and attractions. We'll just cab to those and maybe rent a car a couple days for day trips, maybe Syracuse, maybe Gettysburg, maybe Atl. City, maybe Freehold if the harness races are running.

 

[cosjobs]

Dawwwwwwwwwww. http://i.imgur.com/bF0LCNi.gifv

I kept waiting for it to scare the kid or masturbate or something.There's a huge silverback at the Philly zoo that will sit with his back to the window, then turn and rush the window while screaming and pound on it. He does it just to scare people because he thinks it's funny. Having witnessed it, he's right.

Maybe I should just stay the week in Philly and go to the zoo

You ever been to Gettysburg?

When I was a kid. Seems like a fun day trip. I went ahead and booked the Hyatt Bellvue in downtown Philadelphia for the full week. Keep in mind, this is a couple who honeymooned in D.C. We like big cities and culture and despite living within 75 miles of Phil, we never explored it. Looks like tons of great restaurants, museums and attractions. We'll just cab to those and maybe rent a car a couple days for day trips, maybe Syracuse, maybe Gettysburg, maybe Atl. City, maybe Freehold if the harness races are running.

Will probably even train into Manhattan for a day. Get one of these GMTAN big shots to buy us a meatball sub and a cocktail.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

 

[cosjobs]

I've had stuffed cabbage for dinner on Sunday, lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today

Stuffed cabbage >>> sloppy joes

 

[General Malaise]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

:(

for the way you put it though

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

The daughter looks like she's plotting against the Twins. Keep an eye on her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

The daughter looks like she's plotting against the Twins. Keep an eye on her.

Oldest boy is counting the days until he goes off to college or the French Foreign Legion.

 

[Ignoramus]

 

[tommyboy]

Good news, it only lasts for 3-4 years

 

[Abraham]

Suicide jokes are not funny.

 

[bentley]

Abe - I'll be there.

 

[General Malaise]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

The daughter looks like she's plotting against the Twins. Keep an eye on her.

Oldest boy is counting the days until he goes off to college or the French Foreign Legion.

Wherever he goes, I've asked him to take me with him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Minnesota

 

[Sammy3469]

New face for birth control?

The baby crying is a nice touch

That's all they do. They have colic. Look for me to be more active in the suicide thread.

The daughter looks like she's plotting against the Twins. Keep an eye on her.

Oldest boy is counting the days until he goes off to college or the French Foreign Legion.

Wherever he goes, I've asked him to take me with him.

He's much to smart to fall for this line....I mean what 18 year old is going to want to support Malaise #11 and 12.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not funny...scroll down...funny...scroll all the way down...more funny.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Not funny...scroll down...funny...scroll all the way down...more funny.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If Captain America was really from the 1940s

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Cos, if you DO do Gettysburgh spend a couple of extra bucks and get the private guide. You get so much more out of the tour.