GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

 

[sports_fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17Ts802XWkU

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Abe can't seem to give away lunch. What's wrong with you people?

 

[Abraham]

Abe can't seem to give away lunch. What's wrong with you people?

I was actually going to show up too. Which isn't like me.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

OMG at s fantasy draft and my boss (commish) got epic trolled

We had a shady coworker who left our office but was still in the league

He kept texting the guy to find out if he was in or out and got a bunch of noncommittal answers causing epic frustration

Finally found out after weeks it was a current coworker who got reassigned the other guys old mobile number and was trolling him

Gonna see if I can get screenshots of the texts

 

[Abraham]

Wow that sounds so awesome !

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somebody come over and clean my apartment.

I'm way too busy what with all this watching Netflix and laying on the couch.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh yeah, and laundry is at desperation levels. Might want to get on that too.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

 

[heckmanm]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

 

[Abraham]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

Still want to partner for the league this year and defend our title?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

 

[bentley]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

Nine hours of meetings here tomorrow.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

That, plus the jizz.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

Nine hours of meetings here tomorrow.

Waterboarding down?

 

[Ignoramus]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

Nine hours of meetings here tomorrow.

Waterboarding down?

By "meetings" I'm pretty sure Bentley means drinking with young blondes while looking at mockups of libaries and whatnot.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

That, plus the jizz.

Department of Redundancy Department

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

Still want to partner for the league this year and defend our title?

Depends. When does the draft start?

 

[Abraham]

Well great.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

Nine hours of meetings here tomorrow.

Waterboarding down?

By "meetings" I'm pretty sure Bentley means drinking with young blondes while looking at mockups of libaries and whatnot.

That sounds less torturous.

 

[bentley]

Cos and Bentley? Lunch tomorrow?

Nine hours of meetings here tomorrow.

Waterboarding down?

By "meetings" I'm pretty sure Bentley means drinking with young blondes while looking at mockups of libaries and whatnot.

Good Lord, I wish. All real meetings, including THREE HOURS on the painful details of every single part of our advertising plan for next year.

Now, on Friday, there's a 90% chance that I'm "working remotely" from a bar all afternoon. And that I won't be drinking alone.

 

[Abraham]

Friday is better? Cos? Kev?

 

[bostonfred]

For Tanner:

Panthers QB Cam Newton's younger brother, Cailyn Newton

Brutal

I have no idea how it's even pronounced...I guess Kellen, but everytime I try to say it, it comes out sounding like a strippers name.

Hey! That's my niece's name!

Good for her. Where does she dance?

 

[strykerpks]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

That, plus the jizz.

And whatever else gets waffle stomped down

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

That, plus the jizz.

And whatever else gets waffle stomped down

I don't even...

 

[kevzilla]

Friday is better? Cos? Kev?

bAbe, I work for the man. Or more accurately, the nun. I can't slip away for what for me would be a leisurely lunch. Wish I could, but for the next two months, my life doesn't belong to me. Diagnosis code set conversion has consumed my life.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Diagnosis code set conversion has consumed my life.

I don't even...

 

[the rover]

Tomorrow I have an eight hour round trip drive (figuring in Seahawks Thursday night preseason game traffic) for a one hour meeting. Getting really drunk on tequila with Meg and her new boobs tonight.

 

[cosjobs]

Cos, Bentley, kev - Darwins on 6th at noon tomorrow? My treat.

ok

 

[cosjobs]

Somebody come over and clean my apartment.

I'm way too busy what with all this watching Netflix and laying on the couch.

Narco's pretty good

 

[cosjobs]

Friday is better? Cos? Kev?

bAbe, I work for the man. Or more accurately, the nun. I can't slip away for what for me would be a leisurely lunch. Wish I could, but for the next two months, my life doesn't belong to me. Diagnosis code set conversion has consumed my life.

Tell her you're buying tires

 

[kevzilla]

Friday is better? Cos? Kev?

bAbe, I work for the man. Or more accurately, the nun. I can't slip away for what for me would be a leisurely lunch. Wish I could, but for the next two months, my life doesn't belong to me. Diagnosis code set conversion has consumed my life.

Tell her you're buying tires

Well, I am. But then I really do have to get to work and get eight hours' worth done in four hours.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just figured you would find the Loco Moco to be Mucho Grosso

rice, burger, egg, and gravy seems pretty Tanner friendly

Sounds great...except for the egg part. It's a fried egg, right?

sunny side up.

Yeah, gross. Fried eggs smell like farts.

 

[shuke]

Question about Mission Inpossible III

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tomorrow I have an eight hour round trip drive (figuring in Seahawks Thursday night preseason game traffic) for a one hour meeting. Getting really drunk on tequila with Meg and her new boobs tonight.

that second thing sounds like a good time. not so much the first thing.

 

[the rover]

Tomorrow I have an eight hour round trip drive (figuring in Seahawks Thursday night preseason game traffic) for a one hour meeting. Getting really drunk on tequila with Meg and her new boobs tonight.

that second thing sounds like a good time. not so much the first thing.

Second part done. Definitely fun. Dreading the first part.

 

[Abraham]

austin lunch will be at noon on Friday so Bentley can make it and so that kev can have one more day to quit his job and get his affairs in order and cos can have one more day to get back from the civil war battlefield he is attending.

Friday Friday Friday.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure there's a nastier homeowner chore than cleaning hair out of the tub drain.

:shudder: :X

Hair out of shower drain is especially terrible because of the "soap residue" that clings to the hair.

That, plus the jizz.

Department of Redundancy Department

I'm dumb.

 

[bentley]

austin lunch will be at noon on Friday so Bentley can make it and so that kev can have one more day to quit his job and get his affairs in order and cos can have one more day to get back from the civil war battlefield he is attending.

Friday Friday Friday.

I've got a lunch Friday too. The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

 

[Abraham]

austin lunch will be at noon on Friday so Bentley can make it and so that kev can have one more day to quit his job and get his affairs in order and cos can have one more day to get back from the civil war battlefield he is attending.

Friday Friday Friday.

I've got a lunch Friday too. The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

Tenatively the 9th then. I'm supposed to be looking at downtown office space that day. Or getting deposed. So I'll be in the area!

 

[Ignoramus]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

 

[kevzilla]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

:headexplode:

 

[GroveDiesel]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

You get promoted to graffiti removal?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

Feliz cumpleaños Krista!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

Feliz cumpleaños Krista!

Watch yourself, pal.

 

[urbanhack]

last chance to book your flight or jump in your car for a road trip.

tomorrow night - Hack Deck Extravaganza

Attendees:

rude dude

saintfool

fatguy

scorchy

zilla

bigbottom

?????

who else is in?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan decided to put a pebble in his ear Friday. The doctor couldn't get it out so surgery is set for Friday. I was told it was not big deal put it's really jammed in there and would be painful to remove without anesthetic. I want to be angry but making really bad decisions are no doubt in his genes.

Damn. What type of surgery? Do you mean just putting him out so he'll be still while they pick it out of there? I can't imagine any incisions would have to be made.

This morning while waiting for the school bus one of the other parents was asking if he was okay and I said something like "it's not surprise that a kid of mine literally has rocks in his head". Dyl took offense to this and told me it wasn't a pebble but an air soft bullet. He ####ed up but the truth would come out tomorrow anyhow. Then he tried to make up a lie that he was jumping on a trampoline and it somehow lodged in his head. Really pretty advanced attempt at lying for an 8 yo IMO. I saw they neighbor boys, that he often hangs around, shooting each other with air soft guns a couple of weekends ago but they were all wearing face masks. Stupid kids.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

You get promoted to graffiti removal?

Discarded prophylactic picker upper.

Actually, testing for lead paint.