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[Ignoramus]

Dylan decided to put a pebble in his ear Friday. The doctor couldn't get it out so surgery is set for Friday. I was told it was not big deal put it's really jammed in there and would be painful to remove without anesthetic. I want to be angry but making really bad decisions are no doubt in his genes.

Damn. What type of surgery? Do you mean just putting him out so he'll be still while they pick it out of there? I can't imagine any incisions would have to be made.

This morning while waiting for the school bus one of the other parents was asking if he was okay and I said something like "it's not surprise that a kid of mine literally has rocks in his head". Dyl took offense to this and told me it wasn't a pebble but an air soft bullet. He ####ed up but the truth would come out tomorrow anyhow. Then he tried to make up a lie that he was jumping on a trampoline and it somehow lodged in his head. Really pretty advanced attempt at lying for an 8 yo IMO. I saw they neighbor boys, that he often hangs around, shooting each other with air soft guns a couple of weekends ago but they were all wearing face masks. Stupid kids.

My stupid brother jammed one of those way up his nose one time. ####### kids are dumb.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

last chance to book your flight or jump in your car for a road trip.

tomorrow night - Hack Deck Extravaganza

Attendees:

rude dude

saintfool

fatguy

scorchy

zilla

bigbottom

?????

who else is in?

Sounds like a blast. Would love to attend but my nephew is getting married Saturday. What sucks and is strange is that it's a church wedding. See, his wife is a Chinese commie so I know she isn't Catholic. From my conversations with my nephew, he's an atheist. Oh and as far as the US of A is concerned, they've been married already for 9 months. No kids involved. This will be my 3 time attending church in 8 days. F.M.L.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

Don't do it again without proper safety precautions.

Seriously, your job is not worth dying for.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

Yes, please share what's going on in your life.

 

[kevzilla]

last chance to book your flight or jump in your car for a road trip.

tomorrow night - Hack Deck Extravaganza

Attendees:

rude dude

saintfool

fatguy

scorchy

zilla

bigbottom

?????

who else is in?

Sounds like a blast. Would love to attend but my nephew is getting married Saturday. What sucks and is strange is that it's a church wedding. See, his wife is a Chinese commie so I know she isn't Catholic. From my conversations with my nephew, he's an atheist. Oh and as far as the US of A is concerned, they've been married already for 9 months. No kids involved. This will be my 3 time attending church in 8 days. F.M.L.

TPW for the doomed congregations

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

last chance to book your flight or jump in your car for a road trip.

tomorrow night - Hack Deck Extravaganza

Attendees:

rude dude

saintfool

fatguy

scorchy

zilla

bigbottom

?????

who else is in?

Sounds like a blast. Would love to attend but my nephew is getting married Saturday. What sucks and is strange is that it's a church wedding. See, his wife is a Chinese commie so I know she isn't Catholic. From my conversations with my nephew, he's an atheist. Oh and as far as the US of A is concerned, they've been married already for 9 months. No kids involved. This will be my 3 time attending church in 8 days. F.M.L.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU0Mjg3MzkxOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDU1OTY3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

 

[BobbyLayne]

Clip from the Griswald's summer vacation

 

[BobbyLayne]

Happy birthday, K4.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

Don't do it again without proper safety precautions.

Seriously, your job is not worth dying for.

Yeah, thankfully my boss already told me that I should have told the contractor that I wasn't doing it until he created a safe environment. Stupidity and not wanting to look like the new guy refusing to do stuff lead me to be dumb and do it. At least now I know going forward to just refuse and make them reschedule in a situation like that.

What's funny is that the safety involved was me climbing all the way up, tying a piece of rope to the top rung, and then clipping the safety harness into the rope.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Elderly neighbor died today from Tuesday's hi-rise fire. I didn't know Vivian personally but we saw her all the time. She always had a smile & word of encouragement for my daughter (also Asian & a petite dancer.)



Feel awful for Dylan Baker's daughter - Vivian was badly burned & that image won't go away sny time soon.

http://t2conline.com/fire-at-manhattan-plaza-takes-vivian-engs-life/

http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/37345/Vivien-Eng

/DebbieDowner

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

Yes, please share what's going on in your life.

Look at you just showing back up and acting like you were never gone.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Happy birthday Krista! And Krista!

We're not supposed to wish her "happy birthday" apparently.

Yes, please share what's going on in your life.

Look at you just showing back up and acting like you were never gone.

You know where to find me.

 

[tommyboy]

called my wife on her cell this morning, wanted to talk to my youngest daughter who turns 6 today.

daughter answers the phone "Hi Daddy"

me: HI baby girl, happy birthday! how are you doing? What are you doing?

her: I'm watching a movie!

me: what are you watching?

her: I'm watching scooby doo

(silence)

her: (singing) scooby dooby doo, where are you

 

[heckmanm]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

You get promoted to graffiti removal?

Discarded prophylactic picker upper.

Actually, testing for lead paint.

That would be impressive if you needed a 32' ladder for it.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Had to climb a 32' extension ladder yesterday at work. In the middle of a highway median. With no safety harness clipped on. While it wobbled all over the place. Thought I was going to die.

You get promoted to graffiti removal?

Discarded prophylactic picker upper.Actually, testing for lead paint.

That would be impressive if you needed a 32' ladder for it.

Yeah, last guy drowned. Horrible way to go.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Apparently 2 female coworkers got into a fender bender yesterday in the parking lot

Now one wants the other to pay for it so she doesn't have to file insurance claim

I'm sure it will be resolved to everyone's satisfaction with no drama whatsoever

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Elderly neighbor died today from Tuesday's hi-rise fire. I didn't know Vivian personally but we saw her all the time. She always had a smile & word of encouragement for my daughter (also Asian & a petite dancer.)



Feel awful for Dylan Baker's daughter - Vivian was badly burned & that image won't go away sny time soon.

http://t2conline.com/fire-at-manhattan-plaza-takes-vivian-engs-life/

http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/37345/Vivien-Eng

/DebbieDowner

How old was she?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

called my wife on her cell this morning, wanted to talk to my youngest daughter who turns 6 today.

daughter answers the phone "Hi Daddy"

me: HI baby girl, happy birthday! how are you doing? What are you doing?

her: I'm watching a movie!

me: what are you watching?

her: I'm watching scooby doo

(silence)

her: (singing) scooby dooby doo, where are you

That kid is going places...not college but "places".

 

[tommyboy]

she's like 5 ft tall already, probably the WNBA

 

[Annyong]

she's like 5 ft tall already, probably the WNBA

¢¢¢

 

[BobbyLayne]

Elderly neighbor died today from Tuesday's hi-rise fire. I didn't know Vivian personally but we saw her all the time. She always had a smile & word of encouragement for my daughter (also Asian & a petite dancer.)



Feel awful for Dylan Baker's daughter - Vivian was badly burned & that image won't go away sny time soon.

http://t2conline.com/fire-at-manhattan-plaza-takes-vivian-engs-life/

http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/37345/Vivien-Eng

/DebbieDowner

How old was she?

I'd guess 60-65. Not sure, I can never guess the ages of Asian women. She used a walker due to rheumatoid arthritis but maybe her dance career contributed to that? She didn't look like someone who needed a walker, just looked like a fit older dancer.

She was in every production of The King and I for about 15 years.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Off to SF for a wedding.

I shouldn't complain, because it is a privilege to get to travel the way I have been lately, but I would rather be staying home this weekend.

 

[General Malaise]

she's like 5 ft tall already, probably the WNBA

¢¢¢

 

[General Malaise]

I think this Women's Tennis is up to something.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think this Women's Tennis is up to something.

So hot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dylan decided to put a pebble in his ear Friday. The doctor couldn't get it out so surgery is set for Friday. I was told it was not big deal put it's really jammed in there and would be painful to remove without anesthetic. I want to be angry but making really bad decisions are no doubt in his genes.

Damn. What type of surgery? Do you mean just putting him out so he'll be still while they pick it out of there? I can't imagine any incisions would have to be made.

This morning while waiting for the school bus one of the other parents was asking if he was okay and I said something like "it's not surprise that a kid of mine literally has rocks in his head". Dyl took offense to this and told me it wasn't a pebble but an air soft bullet. He ####ed up but the truth would come out tomorrow anyhow. Then he tried to make up a lie that he was jumping on a trampoline and it somehow lodged in his head. Really pretty advanced attempt at lying for an 8 yo IMO. I saw they neighbor boys, that he often hangs around, shooting each other with air soft guns a couple of weekends ago but they were all wearing face masks. Stupid kids.

My stupid brother jammed one of those way up his nose one time. ####### kids are dumb.

I had a self-implanted popcorn kernel in my ear for most of the 80's.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

last chance to book your flight or jump in your car for a road trip.

tomorrow night - Hack Deck Extravaganza

Attendees:

rude dude

saintfool

fatguy

scorchy

zilla

bigbottom

?????

who else is in?

Sounds like a blast. Would love to attend but my nephew is getting married Saturday. What sucks and is strange is that it's a church wedding. See, his wife is a Chinese commie so I know she isn't Catholic. From my conversations with my nephew, he's an atheist. Oh and as far as the US of A is concerned, they've been married already for 9 months. No kids involved. This will be my 3 time attending church in 8 days. F.M.L.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU0Mjg3MzkxOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDU1OTY3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

The gal's dad is the governor of some province in China. Apparently stinking rich and powerful considering he has 4 kids including 3 daughters.

Happy birthday K4!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

she's like 5 ft tall already, probably the WNBA

¢¢¢

I think this Women's Tennis is up to something.

So hot.

Makes real nice printers and copiers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Zooks, come back to us~!!

 

[Tecumseh]

Clip from the Griswald's summer vacation

My daughter did that 2yrs ago in Panama City when she was 11. I was too chicken####.

 

[General Malaise]

Zooks, come back to us~!!

Holy shhhhhheeeeeeeeet....

:X

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dylan decided to put a pebble in his ear Friday. The doctor couldn't get it out so surgery is set for Friday. I was told it was not big deal put it's really jammed in there and would be painful to remove without anesthetic. I want to be angry but making really bad decisions are no doubt in his genes.

Damn. What type of surgery? Do you mean just putting him out so he'll be still while they pick it out of there? I can't imagine any incisions would have to be made.

This morning while waiting for the school bus one of the other parents was asking if he was okay and I said something like "it's not surprise that a kid of mine literally has rocks in his head". Dyl took offense to this and told me it wasn't a pebble but an air soft bullet. He ####ed up but the truth would come out tomorrow anyhow. Then he tried to make up a lie that he was jumping on a trampoline and it somehow lodged in his head. Really pretty advanced attempt at lying for an 8 yo IMO. I saw they neighbor boys, that he often hangs around, shooting each other with air soft guns a couple of weekends ago but they were all wearing face masks. Stupid kids.

My stupid brother jammed one of those way up his nose one time. ####### kids are dumb.

I had a self-implanted popcorn kernel in my ear for most of the 80's.

Me too!

But it was a coke straw and it was in my nose.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

buena suerte y vaya con dios. i would be die if i went to vegas for this length of time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

The common law concept of consequential damages?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

The common law concept of consequential damages?

See?

 

[Abraham]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

Long time PRcA announcer Hadley Barrett. Hell yeah, #RodeoFTW

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

SLB will know.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

Long time PRcA announcer Hadley Barrett. Hell yeah, #RodeoFTW

Is it?

 

[El Floppo]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

not quite... but this is what I think of.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

not quite... but this is what I think of.

First thing that came to mind.

 

[kevzilla]

That's Hedley

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That's Hedley

Completely different.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

9 days.

 

[El Floppo]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

9 days.

are you ashamed that it's too little or too much?

 

[Limp Ditka]

9 days? Ugh. That's almost as bad as taking up permanent residence in Reno

 

[kevzilla]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

9 days.

You are my hero.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Got some nice hikes planned?