GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (25 Viewers)

[tommyboy]

Say hi to Chumlee

 

[Abraham]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

 

[the rover]

Would die. 4 days is my limit

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just made a 'slow' joke, in a group text, to a buddy that had a mentally handicapped brother

 

[Abraham]

It appears we are close to a settlement on a "permanent injunction." so that is good.

People buying our house are trying to use the appraisal to lower the purchase price 9 days from closing. It's 3% lower than the purchase price even though they are bringing 40% cash to the table. So that isn't good.

 

[BowieMercs]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

Put a buck on red for me. :hiroller:

 

[5-ish Finkle]

9 days? Ugh. That's almost as bad as taking up permanent residence in Reno

Almost.

Even if I got my salary practically doubled again I don't think I'd be willing to do more than 3 days/4 nights in Vegas(and I enjoy Vegas). Unless, of course, I was transplanting someone else's liver/bank account on day 1 then getting mine back after. At that point "#### it", not my liver/money.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

not quite... but this is what I think of.

WINNER. I know it's not an exact match but that's it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

 

[shuke]

The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

You gotta be ####ting me

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

You gotta be ####ting me

He means September 2016.

 

[bentley]

The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

You gotta be ####ting me

Scheduled Abe for the 9th and somebody else for the 15th today.

 

[kevzilla]

It's hard out there for a bent

 

[Frostillicus]

The days I don't already have something are the 9th, 15th and 23rd.

You gotta be ####ting me

Guy's a pretty big deal.

 

[strykerpks]

Happy birthday Krista, though we're not FB friends anymore

 

[cstu]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

 

[cstu]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

9 days.

That's a lot of blow.

 

[Annyong]

I have a friend who just named his new daughter Hadley. Oof, they spelled it Hadlee

 

[BobbyLayne]

My nephew named his newborn Brady. We were killing him at the family reunion last weekend.

 

[cosjobs]

Elderly neighbor died today from Tuesday's hi-rise fire. I didn't know Vivian personally but we saw her all the time. She always had a smile & word of encouragement for my daughter (also Asian & a petite dancer.)



Feel awful for Dylan Baker's daughter - Vivian was badly burned & that image won't go away sny time soon.

http://t2conline.com/fire-at-manhattan-plaza-takes-vivian-engs-life/

http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/37345/Vivien-Eng

/DebbieDowner

How old was she?

I'd guess 60-65. Not sure, I can never guess the ages of Asian women. She used a walker due to rheumatoid arthritis but maybe her dance career contributed to that? She didn't look like someone who needed a walker, just looked like a fit older dancer.

She was in every production of The King and I for about 15 years.

FYI, 60 is NOT elderly

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

Hey....1:40 from LA, jerk.

 

[El Floppo]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

Hey....1:40 from LA, jerk.

even closer to Fresno!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Got some nice hikes planned?

I try not to go outdoors. I may hike over a pedestrian overpass every so often.

 

[ffjunk]

It appears we are close to a settlement on a "permanent injunction." so that is good.

People buying our house are trying to use the appraisal to lower the purchase price 9 days from closing. It's 3% lower than the purchase price even though they are bringing 40% cash to the table. So that isn't good.

That's tough for them if they are putting 40% down. Usually if the appraisal is lower that is tied into the finance stipulation and they bargain then. Seems like they have enough and the bank won't care because their loan should not be more than they allow.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Elderly neighbor died today from Tuesday's hi-rise fire. I didn't know Vivian personally but we saw her all the time. She always had a smile & word of encouragement for my daughter (also Asian & a petite dancer.)



Feel awful for Dylan Baker's daughter - Vivian was badly burned & that image won't go away sny time soon.

http://t2conline.com/fire-at-manhattan-plaza-takes-vivian-engs-life/

http://www.playbillvault.com/Person/Detail/37345/Vivien-Eng

/DebbieDowner

How old was she?

I'd guess 60-65. Not sure, I can never guess the ages of Asian women. She used a walker due to rheumatoid arthritis but maybe her dance career contributed to that? She didn't look like someone who needed a walker, just looked like a fit older dancer.

She was in every production of The King and I for about 15 years.

FYI, 60 is NOT elderly

Met an 84 year old while on vacation who was working on his memoirs. He said the problem with most people who write about what it's like to get old is they lack credibility. "What does a 70 year old know about being old?"

 

[Abraham]

It appears we are close to a settlement on a "permanent injunction." so that is good.

People buying our house are trying to use the appraisal to lower the purchase price 9 days from closing. It's 3% lower than the purchase price even though they are bringing 40% cash to the table. So that isn't good.

That's tough for them if they are putting 40% down. Usually if the appraisal is lower that is tied into the finance stipulation and they bargain then. Seems like they have enough and the bank won't care because their loan should not be more than they allow.

Correct, in theory. There is the possibility - albeit remote - that they can get the bank to find a way to let them out. I'm not entirely sure that's a gamble I want to take considering the timeline I am working on to buy my new house.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Leaving for Vegas in 37 hours.

How long you staying there?

9 days.

Don't you dare die before next Friday!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I have a female student with the first name "Hadley" .

Take a guess at what runs through my head every time I see, hear, or have to speak her name.

(cool kids will know)

 

[[icon]]

I have a friend who just named his new daughter Hadley. Oof, they spelled it Hadlee

Have they already started her "7" platform heels" hund or waiting until she's out of diapers first?

 

[Abraham]

Settled on splitting the difference between the appraisal and the original agreed sales price. The realtors (hate all of them) are acting like its totally normal and everything is fine. I am still ticked but whatever, it's done and we're moving on.

 

[cstu]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

I know I give you a lot of flak about living in Bakersfield but it's a lot like where I grew up in Des Moines, except with better cities to drive to.

So I have another quote for you: "Bakersfield - It's Better Than Des Moines!"

 

[cstu]

Settled on splitting the difference between the appraisal and the original agreed sales price. The realtors (hate all of them) are acting like its totally normal and everything is fine. I am still ticked but whatever, it's done and we're moving on.

The appraisal came in lower than the purchase price?

 

[GroveDiesel]

My nephew named his newborn Brady. We were killing him at the family reunion last weekend.

Lots of comments about the kid having deflated balls?

 

[Frostillicus]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

Hey....1:40 from LA, jerk.

omg I'll be in LA Sept 21-24.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm wearing a sweater today. Summer > Suck it!

 

[Frostillicus]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

I know I give you a lot of flak about living in Bakersfield but it's a lot like where I grew up in Des Moines, except with better cities to drive to.

So I have another quote for you: "Bakersfield - It's Better Than Des Moines!"

Everything is better than Iowa. Everything.

 

[Frostillicus]

9 days in Vegas is enough to have the full experience, pretend you are in Bakersfield for a couple days, and then celebrate your escape from Bakersfield with another couple days in Vegas.

You're just jealous because I can drive to vegas in a little over 4 hours.

"Bakersfield - Only Four Hours Away From Real Cities!"

I know I give you a lot of flak about living in Bakersfield but it's a lot like where I grew up in Des Moines, except with better cities to drive to.

So I have another quote for you: "Bakersfield - It's Better Than Des Moines!"

Everything is better than Iowa. Everything.

Notorious T.R.E. likes this.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm wearing a sweater today. Summer > Suck it!

You would spontaneously combust if you lived down here, Powder.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm wearing a sweater today. Summer > Suck it!

You would spontaneously combust if you lived down here, Powder.

I did live down there, Ludwig. 18 years. That's why I'm here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Air soft bullet was removed about 7am this morning from Dylan's ear. Pretty funny seeing him under the anesthesia. Reminded me of, um somebody, really drunk.

Great news is everything is fine. Really good news is that since Mrs. SLB now works a surgery center again, the whole deal was on the house. That's like a $2500 win for Milos.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Plus free Airsoft ammo.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

friday hang overs suck, this last hour of work is going to be the longest

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Plus free Airsoft ammo.

They were kind enough to return it to us in a jar.

 

[Annyong]

Plus free Airsoft ammo.

They were kind enough to return it to us in a jar.

Free jar!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

friday hang overs suck, this last hour of work is going to be the longest

I really need to stop drinking on Thrusday nights but with NFL starting, that's pretty much an impossibilty. Think I'm going to take the next 17 Fridays off.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Plus free Airsoft ammo.

They were kind enough to return it to us in a jar.

Free jar!

I'm going to super glue the lid closed when I get home. You know, just in case.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm wearing a sweater today. Summer > Suck it!

You would spontaneously combust if you lived down here, Powder.

I did live down there, Ludwig. 18 years. That's why I'm here.

Titanium dioxide supplies have only recently recovered.

Love you

 

[General Malaise]

I'm wearing a sweater today. Summer > Suck it!

You would spontaneously combust if you lived down here, Powder.

I did live down there, Ludwig. 18 years. That's why I'm here.

Titanium dioxide supplies have only recently recovered.

Love you

 

[tommyboy]

with all the clouds, you can go outside now GM

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't care what anyone says, I liked Dale.

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