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[5-ish Finkle]

Still at work. May be a little drunk

That happened to me today at work too. Some kinda quarterly meeting w/food that turned into "this meeting is only going to take 10 minutes and then we're going to drink" sort of thing. I guess this is the norm when your CEO is an Aussie former surfer dude.

Then I knocked off early so the wife and I can go to happy hour at the brewery near our house.

Not a bad start to the holiday weekend, living in a hellscape or no.

 

[kevzilla]

Another loss for Milos

 

[General Malaise]

what's a legit site you can gamble on college football?

I use Bovada. I can confirm they accept funds promptly. I have not had the opportunity to judge the payout experience.

I tried to fund today and got declined, which is odd because I funded there earlier in the year with the same card and had no problems. Their payout is exceptional compared to another SportsBook Dot Ag that I won't mention.

Same thing happened to me. Same card I always used there suddenly rejected.

well....we both bought new houses. Maybe if we update our address in there to match our bank records?

 

[General Malaise]

FB post from a friend in MD:

I'm an elementary school teacher who just started a new school year. The first 3 boys' names on my class list were:

1.Stonewall

2. Commander

3. Cannon

Georgia, Tennessee or.....Virginia?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Settled on splitting the difference between the appraisal and the original agreed sales price. The realtors (hate all of them) are acting like its totally normal and everything is fine. I am still ticked but whatever, it's done and we're moving on.

Why would you give them anything? Appraisals aren't so accurate that a small difference means anything. They are for lenders, not buyers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FB post from a friend in MD:

I'm an elementary school teacher who just started a new school year. The first 3 boys' names on my class list were:

1.Stonewall

2. Commander

3. Cannon

Georgia, Tennessee or.....Virginia?

I'm guessing Maryland.

 

[Ratbert]

FB post from a friend in MD:

I'm an elementary school teacher who just started a new school year. The first 3 boys' names on my class list were:

1.Stonewall

2. Commander

3. Cannon

Georgia, Tennessee or.....Virginia?

I'm guessing Maryland.

Nothing gets past the cross eyed feline

 

[bostonfred]

Settled on splitting the difference between the appraisal and the original agreed sales price. The realtors (hate all of them) are acting like its totally normal and everything is fine. I am still ticked but whatever, it's done and we're moving on.

Why would you give them anything? Appraisals aren't so accurate that a small difference means anything. They are for lenders, not buyers.

I'll tell you what I would have done, I'd have waited until abe did something and then told him what he should have done and that he shouldn't have done what he already did. People love that.

 

[mr roboto]

My cousin is named Cannon. Last name King. Cannon King.

 

[BobbyLayne]

10 hour, 3 location, 'please feel free to use the hired limo buses because none of this #### is even remotely close to mass transit' bat mitzvah in Brooklyn tomorrow.

Good thing Elizabeth & Janice are my favorite lesbo couple.

Seriously, Flloyd Bennet Field? #### that's barely on a map.

:confetti:

 

[Abraham]

Feeling better after we went to go visit our new cabin. Going to be fun.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Now you're a cabin owner too?

 

[Ignoramus]

10 hour, 3 location, 'please feel free to use the hired limo buses because none of this #### is even remotely close to mass transit' bat mitzvah in Brooklyn tomorrow.

Good thing Elizabeth & Janice are my favorite lesbo couple.

Seriously, Flloyd Bennet Field? #### that's barely on a map.

:confetti:

I don't know what any of this means, but congrats and/or thropawishes.

 

[BobbyLayne]

10 hour, 3 location, 'please feel free to use the hired limo buses because none of this #### is even remotely close to mass transit' bat mitzvah in Brooklyn tomorrow.

Good thing Elizabeth & Janice are my favorite lesbo couple.

Seriously, Flloyd Bennet Field? #### that's barely on a map.

:confetti:

I don't know what any of this means, but congrats and/or thropawishes.

Said yes to kids birthday party Brooklyn. Did not realize it is literally all day. And in another time zone.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Buenos dias, amigos

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Buenos dias, amigos

:handoff:

 

[Quez]

RIP to the shortest man in the world.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Getting ready to go to a funeral

Can't wear my suit pants because theres still barf on them from last year's Christmas party

 

[bentley]

Taking the boys downtown to Lego KidsFest this morning. This could be awesome or terrible.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Getting ready to go to a funeral

Can't wear my suit pants because theres still barf on them from last year's Christmas party

Wear shorts

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

RIP to the shortest man in the world.

Thorn died?!?

 

[kevzilla]

RIP to the shortest man in the world.

Thorn died?!?

Beat me to it.

 

[cosjobs]

Taking the boys downtown to Lego KidsFest this morning. This could be awesome or terrible.

OMG We're going to the Art of the Brick in Philly this week.

 

[cstu]

FB post from a friend in MD:

I'm an elementary school teacher who just started a new school year. The first 3 boys' names on my class list were:

1.Stonewall

2. Commander

3. Cannon

How can you possibly teach these kids and not say their names sarcastically? "Quiet everyone, let's all listen to what Commander has to say."

 

[cstu]

"Cannon, I'm impressed at how quickly that answer shot out of you!"

 

[bentley]

That was exhausting but nothing that an afternoon drinking beer on the couch can't fix.

AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.

 

[mr roboto]

Minnesota State Fair time!

 

[BobbyLayne]

90 degrees in the Shul and no A/C.

WINNING

Thankfully the B'at Mitzvah was only 2 hours.

In Hebrew.

 

[Frostillicus]

Minnesota State Fair time!

You're gonna die.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

90 degrees in the Shul and no A/C.

WINNING

Thankfully the B'at Mitzvah was only 2 hours.

In Hebrew.

Any schmutz on your punum?

 

[Abraham]

Minnesota State Fair time!

You're gonna die.

All the more reason to go to the fair.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Minnesota State Fair time!

Should wait until Monday. Merle Haggard is playing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Minnesota State Fair time!

Can't think of a worse fate.

 

[kevzilla]

Headed to Dave & Buster's. Birthday party for a 14-year-old girl.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

:jealous:

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

 

[NutterButter]

For all you candy lovers

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think for my Kentucky derby party I used a 5th to make 6 mint julips

Round 2 only produced about 4

 

[General Malaise]

Starting to really like these daddy-daughter Saturdays. Maybe I will keep Hazel after all.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm starting to like these drink beer and watch college football while the kids watch mine craft videos and the wife goes shopping Saturday's

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

You ever do the over-the-shoulder-wave-off when someone offers you a mixer to soften the drink you're making? The "nah, I'm good" hand gesture while your wife stares daggers at you? Related note: I'm twice divorced.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm seeing double

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

You ever do the over-the-shoulder-wave-off when someone offers you a mixer to soften the drink you're making? The "nah, I'm good" hand gesture while your wife stares daggers at you? Related note: I'm twice divorced.

I definitely know the "you better quit drinking right the #### now" look

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

Jesus. I must have poured those 12 bloody marys too strong.

I get quite a few "what the #### is wrong with you" looks when I make mixed drinks

You ever do the over-the-shoulder-wave-off when someone offers you a mixer to soften the drink you're making? The "nah, I'm good" hand gesture while your wife stares daggers at you? Related note: I'm twice divorced.

I definitely know the "you better quit drinking right the #### now" look

Me, too. It was waving that off also that got me in trouble.

 

[bostonfred]

Starting to really like these daddy-daughter Saturdays. Maybe I will keep Hazel after all.

I bet your wife loves this mommy-four kids by herself Saturdays, too!

 

[GroveDiesel]

it's a pointless tool.

It should hang out in the FFA, it'd have lots of company.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing.

There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands. He then turns to me and says "they must have gotten this crap from some shady website".

 

[General Malaise]

Starting to really like these daddy-daughter Saturdays. Maybe I will keep Hazel after all.

I bet your wife loves this mommy-four kids by herself Saturdays, too!

Lol...Cooper went rock climbing with his buddies and will spend the night out. Kellen went to Winco with his buddy next door to buy stuff to bake a cake. NTTATWWT

So technically just the twins and her mom. Or what Dante called his 8th level of hell.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pep did a great job BTW, public speaking isn't her forte. Pretty proud of her.