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St. Louis Bob said:
Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing.

There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands. He then turns to me and says "they must have gotten this crap from some shady website".
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:lmao:

 
If you bothered to read my post a couple of days ago, my nephew married a Chinesed gal. Cal kept saying stuff like "these grapes...they look a little different. Are these Chinese grapes?". The napkins were fan folded on the table, something he has never seen before, and he remarks "Those are napkins?! I really like the way the Chinese fold their napkins!". He wasn't trying to be funny but was killing me. I finally had to tell him to tone it down. I seriously made an effort to try and impress the new FIL considering who he is.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
I'm starting to like these drink beer and watch college football while the kids watch mine craft videos and the wife goes shopping Saturday's
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Those are my favorite days. I ran out of beer this afternoon so I offered to take the boys out to get ice cream. And pick up another 12 pack.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing.

There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands. He then turns to me and says "they must have gotten this crap from some shady website".
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You raised a good one, Bob. :hifive:

 
:lmao: the Fair was, well hot and crowded and annoying. But the food... had cheese curds, pretzel hot dog, cinnamon roll, fried alligator, hush puppies and Sweet Martha's cookies. And a Summit Extra Pale Ale.

Would be fun if heat index wasn't 100 degrees and there were about 75% less people. But the positive side was lots of hot girls wearing very little.

 
El Floppo said:
BobbyLayne said:
Coming up on nine hours. This will eventual end, right?

:oldunsure:

I mean Sukkut starts tomorrow night...
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Just say no, gb.At least... for next time
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12 hours 45 minutes. Pfft could have done that standing on head.

I will say that once the Kiddish ended and we moved to the banquet hall (Aviator Sports - Floyd Bennett Field), it was as fun as any wedding I've attended. Great food & open bar, I'm good. Lucked out on seating assignment - ended up having a truly fascinating conversation with the Head of Immigration/DHS.

Those f'ing Hebrews are as bad as Roman Catholics. Bore the #### out of you, and about the time you're ready to murder them, follow it up with 5 hour blowout.

Also, drimubm drink. Dribk c drunk.

 
The scene in transformers where Megan fox bends over the hood of the car is starting in about 3 minutes on MovieMax.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing.

There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands. He then turns to me and says "they must have gotten this crap from some shady website".
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Cal is Fing smart.

 
Abraham said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Abraham said:
The scene in transformers where Megan fox bends over the hood of the car is starting in about 3 minutes on MovieMax.
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Abraham said:
You missed it.
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You know what? I really didn't.
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I was posting for those young enough to have a sex drive.
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Or for those people that don't know how to search "megan fox hot/sexy/butt/nude/etc" so they don't have to sit through a gdamn transformers movie like a goon.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
BobbyLayne said:
Dinner mate: http://www.uscis.gov/about-us/leadership/leon-rodriguez-director-us-citizenship-and-immigration-services

Said he can't wait to get fired after the election.
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They put a mexican guy in charge of immigration?Ask him how Homer and I can co-manage the ATF.
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This would be awesome.

We'd need some good DEA contacts quick though. Maybe just trade them some guns?
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PM DEA Director cosjobs

 
kevzilla said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
BobbyLayne said:
Dinner mate: http://www.uscis.gov/about-us/leadership/leon-rodriguez-director-us-citizenship-and-immigration-services

Said he can't wait to get fired after the election.
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They put a mexican guy in charge of immigration?Ask him how Homer and I can co-manage the ATF.
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This would be awesome.

We'd need some good DEA contacts quick though. Maybe just trade them some guns?
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PM DEA Director cosjobs
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Good God Almighty

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Today had to be the oddest wedding I've ever been to in a Catholic church. It wasn't a traditional wedding, THANK YOU LORD, but more of a quick service. Back in my day the Lics wouldn't even consider such a thing.

There were two readings and Pep did one of them. I had Dyl under my left arm all snuggled up and hating life because, you know, church, and Cal was on my right. Her passage was the one about how Adam was lonely so God turned his rib into a woman. Cal was grinning ear-to-ear and looking at me. As the reading went on he began shaking his head then burying his face in his hands. He then turns to me and says "they must have gotten this crap from some shady website".
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Nailed it.

 
bentley said:
AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.
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Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
 
Annyong said:
bentley said:
AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.
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Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
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Hope it was worth it.

This one took three hours and I didn't dare to ask about the cost. There's now some dark brown underneath and blonde on top. And, we are paying the lady more next Friday to come fix it for a gala that we are going to that night.

 
bentley said:
Annyong said:
bentley said:
AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.
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Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
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Hope it was worth it.This one took three hours and I didn't dare to ask about the cost. There's now some dark brown underneath and blonde on top. And, we are paying the lady more next Friday to come fix it for a gala that we are going to that night.
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Sorry to break it to you but the dark underneath and blonde on top is called the Hombre look. Seriously.

 
Abraham said:
bentley said:
Annyong said:
bentley said:
AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.
Click to expand...
Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
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Hope it was worth it.This one took three hours and I didn't dare to ask about the cost. There's now some dark brown underneath and blonde on top. And, we are paying the lady more next Friday to come fix it for a gala that we are going to that night.
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Sorry to break it to you but the dark underneath and blonde on top is called the Hombre look. Seriously.
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Ombre, from my google search.

Going by the pics, I approve.

 
cstu said:
Abraham said:
bentley said:
Annyong said:
bentley said:
AngryWife off getting her hair cut and colored. It takes hours and costs piles of money. I have to believe that she's really at a strip club or something.
Click to expand...
Hair Salons, or Saloons, or whatever they call them, are ridiculous. The gf was wanting to dye her hair some new hipsterish light pink or something. I said sure because I always wanted to bang someone with crazy colored hair, so I gave her my card. She looked pretty hot and it was fun. About 3 weeks later and it is completely faded away along with my $210.
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Hope it was worth it.This one took three hours and I didn't dare to ask about the cost. There's now some dark brown underneath and blonde on top. And, we are paying the lady more next Friday to come fix it for a gala that we are going to that night.
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Sorry to break it to you but the dark underneath and blonde on top is called the Hombre look. Seriously.
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Ombre, from my google search.

Going by the pics, I approve.
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She's going for some Reese Witherspoon thing. Like this:

http://i6.cdnds.net/12/41/hair-reese-witherspoon-larg-060511.jpg

 
Youngest turns 21 today. Took him to BWW and we had a beer. Then all his buddies showed up so I gave them the table. I'm off to the side doing work on my iPad. Ballin

 
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