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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

Chaos Commish said:
General Malaise said:
Watching "Wild" tonight. Hotness of Reese Witherspoon skyrocketing in my rankings. What nice legs she has. Man...she gets nekkkid in this too. Plus the cool guy from Newsroom is in it? What a treat.
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In the "true" story, I'm pretty good friends with the guy who gave her a lift from Mojave to Ridgecrest. He played minor league baseball until the day he unfortunately beat his manager's ### on the mound for trying to pull him.
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She couldn't walk 60 miles?

 
Chaos Commish said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Chaos Commish said:
5-ish Finkle said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors. :thumbup:
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Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.
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I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...
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Chico is a nutty place.
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almond capitol of the world
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Which is a GD lie.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Chaos Commish said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Chaos Commish said:
5-ish Finkle said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors. :thumbup:
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Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.
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I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...
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Chico is a nutty place.
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almond capitol of the world
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Which is a GD lie.
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No. It isn't. :angry:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Chaos Commish said:
What's up with the Trader Joes in Bakersfield? It's the size of a real county's 7-11.
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I dunno. Probably about the right size though. This is more of a Costco/Sam's town.

Trader Joe's is rather fancy and probably a front for a socialist/muslim/negro group.
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I saw the Eagles at Robobank. It's a good place to see a concert you're embarrassed to admit you saw. I told the guy at 7-11 stealing the Trader Joes sign was clever.

 
Chaos Commish said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Chaos Commish said:
5-ish Finkle said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
T&P needed. Youngest kid had a second job interview today...at one of the local beer distributors. :thumbup:
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Did this for a season once. Still not sure it wasn't the best job I've ever had. Employees would pull our own "private stash" every week when the truck showed up.
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I worked at Sierra Nevada in Chico when I was in college. Sigh...
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Chico is a nutty place.
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almond capitol of the world
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You misspelled "HPV."

 
This'll probably tl;dr but. We gave statements last night about the encounter with bad guys. Mine was a copy paste print from this thread. My daughter's was longer. Picking it up from me yelling get out I'm armed I called the cops.

She said I yelled so loud the dog came flying down the hall which gave the guy a chance to run. Sausage saw me coming out, hit the brakes, and slid several feet (hardwood) and slammed into the wall at the end of the hall. She said I ran to the window and pointed my gun at something while the dog ran full speed head first into her doggie door. The dog was woozy, wobbled and growled at the garage door so I told the cop to check out the garage. :) I love this dog.

 
Chaos Commish said:
This'll probably tl;dr but. We gave statements last night about the encounter with bad guys. Mine was a copy paste print from this thread. My daughter's was longer. Picking it up from me yelling get out I'm armed I called the cops.

She said I yelled so loud the dog came flying down the hall which gave the guy a chance to run. Sausage saw me coming out, hit the brakes, and slid several feet (hardwood) and slammed into the wall at the end of the hall. She said I ran to the window and pointed my gun at something while the dog ran full speed head first into her doggie door. The dog was woozy, wobbled and growled at the garage door so I told the cop to check out the garage. :) I love this dog.
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Pits are very loyal.

 
Chaos Commish said:
This'll probably tl;dr but. We gave statements last night about the encounter with bad guys. Mine was a copy paste print from this thread. My daughter's was longer. Picking it up from me yelling get out I'm armed I called the cops.

She said I yelled so loud the dog came flying down the hall which gave the guy a chance to run. Sausage saw me coming out, hit the brakes, and slid several feet (hardwood) and slammed into the wall at the end of the hall. She said I ran to the window and pointed my gun at something while the dog ran full speed head first into her doggie door. The dog was woozy, wobbled and growled at the garage door so I told the cop to check out the garage. :) I love this dog.
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If you haven't already, I suggest letting the rescue where you got her know about how fantastic she's been. They'd be happy to hear a feel-good story like that, especially given that she had a couple of failed placements before.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Chaos Commish said:
This'll probably tl;dr but. We gave statements last night about the encounter with bad guys. Mine was a copy paste print from this thread. My daughter's was longer. Picking it up from me yelling get out I'm armed I called the cops.

She said I yelled so loud the dog came flying down the hall which gave the guy a chance to run. Sausage saw me coming out, hit the brakes, and slid several feet (hardwood) and slammed into the wall at the end of the hall. She said I ran to the window and pointed my gun at something while the dog ran full speed head first into her doggie door. The dog was woozy, wobbled and growled at the garage door so I told the cop to check out the garage. :) I love this dog.
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Pits are very loyal.
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You live in Bakersfield.

 
krista4 said:
Chaos Commish said:
This'll probably tl;dr but. We gave statements last night about the encounter with bad guys. Mine was a copy paste print from this thread. My daughter's was longer. Picking it up from me yelling get out I'm armed I called the cops.

She said I yelled so loud the dog came flying down the hall which gave the guy a chance to run. Sausage saw me coming out, hit the brakes, and slid several feet (hardwood) and slammed into the wall at the end of the hall. She said I ran to the window and pointed my gun at something while the dog ran full speed head first into her doggie door. The dog was woozy, wobbled and growled at the garage door so I told the cop to check out the garage. :) I love this dog.
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If you haven't already, I suggest letting the rescue where you got her know about how fantastic she's been. They'd be happy to hear a feel-good story like that, especially given that she had a couple of failed placements before.
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I haven't but I will. I don't want any attention locally. Never how their friends might feel about the story. The cop told me "Ray" (the shooter) called Sausage Cujo.

 
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