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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

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Cool encounter, bro

Can't join you for a beer, I'm watching the carbs after porking out in Philly for a week.

But I could do a shot...

 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know who won what game in 1947. I'm not a statician. What i do have are connections to the coaches, players and CEO's, as well as the people who set the line. Give me 1% of your trust, and I'll give you 99% of my effort. FAIR ENOUGH?

We will make your bankroll ####### FLIP like a gymnast, starting tomorrow with our big play of the week. This is an ABSOLUTE BLOWOUT WINNER. The markets are flat, nobody's making any money, and you need to learn how to win. WE know how to win.

Here is your big play: You're going to bet OREGON -44.5 over Georgia State. Folks, they are going to KILL Georgia State. They don't even belong on the same field as Oregon. To be honest after this game these guys are going to be calling each other "Caitlyn" because their ##### will be gone.

Also buy the half point down to -44. FAIR ENOUGH?

(Mike Sosa)

 
Frostillicus said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Frostillicus said:
Going to a Nordic Smoke and Ale House for dinner tonight. Pretty excited about it.
http://www.valhalla.biz/homeCOUPON!
Oh snap didn't even see that. You're good people.
You gonna get the Valkyrie Burger?
Think I'm going to go with the spare ribs.
I assume the sauce is a lingonberry ale reduction?
It says mead bbq

 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know who won what game in 1947. I'm not a statician. What i do have are connections to the coaches, players and CEO's, as well as the people who set the line. Give me 1% of your trust, and I'll give you 99% of my effort. FAIR ENOUGH?

We will make your bankroll ####### FLIP like a gymnast, starting tomorrow with our big play of the week. This is an ABSOLUTE BLOWOUT WINNER. The markets are flat, nobody's making any money, and you need to learn how to win. WE know how to win.

Here is your big play: You're going to bet OREGON -44.5 over Georgia State. Folks, they are going to KILL Georgia State. They don't even belong on the same field as Oregon. To be honest after this game these guys are going to be calling each other "Caitlyn" because their ##### will be gone.

Also buy the half point down to -44. FAIR ENOUGH?

(Mike Sosa)
This is almost perfect, except it's "give me 1% of your trust now, and I'll earn the other 99%". Also, should work Michael Jordan of the business in there.

9/10.

 
General Malaise said:
Limp Ditka said:
How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?
Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".
:no:
One rhymes with "Rambo"
False.
There once was a tough guy named Rambo

Who oft dined at Little Black Sambo

He crushed Belgian waffles

Washed them down with falafels

And loved him a tasty egg sando

 
America

How will we be able to tell who is GM if all our wrong spelling is fixed for us?

 
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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Mexican Breakfast and morning drinking - Fonda La Catrina (in Georgetown)

5905 Airport Way S

Seattle, WA 98108

NFL Viewing and day drinking - Box House Saloon (Pioneer Square)

124 S Washington St

Seattle, WA 98104

The Mexican breakfast is just a suggestion. Fonda la Catrina opens at 10:00AM. If anybody wants to meet up for Huevos Rancheros and drinks, say so. Otherwise we should probably just fast forward to the Box House Saloon at ...(11AM?, noon?).

Roll call...express an opinion.

I am in. And I would love to eat Mexican food first.
This happening Sunday? RL, Kristas and me have said yes. Everyone else ignored a group text.

 

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