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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

Ice Cube had an album called:

"America's Most Wanted."

Unlike the TV show about catching criminals:

"America's Most Wanted."

 
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So my wife tried to shower with my 14 month old today. He didn't like being in there so she let him out while she rinsed out her hair. She gets out of the shower and discovers he pooped on the shower mat and had stepped in it and walk around the bathroom. She picks the poop off the mat using toilet paper and in that time he goes over to the mat in front of the sink and poops on that one too.

Guess who get to mop the floor tonight?!

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
So my wife tried to shower with my 14 month old today. He didn't like being in there so she let him out while she rinsed out her hair. She gets out of the shower and discovers he pooped on the shower mat and had stepped in it and walk around the bathroom. She picks the poop off the mat using toilet paper and in that time he goes over to the mat in front of the sink and poops on that one too.

Guess who get to mop the floor tonight?!
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Is the answer "Jesus"?

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
So my wife tried to shower with my 14 month old today. He didn't like being in there so she let him out while she rinsed out her hair. She gets out of the shower and discovers he pooped on the shower mat and had stepped in it and walk around the bathroom. She picks the poop off the mat using toilet paper and in that time he goes over to the mat in front of the sink and poops on that one too.

Guess who get to mop the floor tonight?!
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Mitch Cumstein?

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
So my wife tried to shower with my 14 month old today. He didn't like being in there so she let him out while she rinsed out her hair. She gets out of the shower and discovers he pooped on the shower mat and had stepped in it and walk around the bathroom. She picks the poop off the mat using toilet paper and in that time he goes over to the mat in front of the sink and poops on that one too.

Guess who get to mop the floor tonight?!
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Move.

 
My vertically challenged boss likes to say, "Life is too short..."

And Too $hort made an album called Life is... Too $hort

I think FBG just dislikes Ice Cube

 
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Leeroy Jenkins" data-cid="18378681" data-time="1442602048"><p><p>The board edited or my autocorrect took out "kkk"

 
How many errors did I make here? The other day, I:

Ordered wings for lunch from an Italian joint.

Got them with BBQ sauce.

Got Blue Cheese dressing for dipping.

Liked them.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
RedmondLonghorn said:
Bob Sacamano said:
My vertically challenged boss likes to say, "Life is too short..."

And Too $hort made an album called Life is... Too $hort

I think FBG just dislikes Ice Cube
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Still love that album. :bag:
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Sure, but you were probably in the minority of American youth already sitting around daydreaming about the kind of work Nancy Reagan could do on a corn cob.
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No ####, look at those teeth http://reinventingmyselfinto.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nancy1.jpg

 
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