GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

You know those giant teddy bears they have at Costco, as well as other places? I do the gag with my kids where I pretend like one of those bears kicks the #### out of me in the store. They eat that #### up.

Also a big fan of climbing up on top of the car and sticking my head in through the sunroof.

Do you have a bunch of alias membership cards for when they ban you?

Cos send me $10.

I'm not going to have time to play this year

You already did and you already got eliminated.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You know those giant teddy bears they have at Costco, as well as other places? I do the gag with my kids where I pretend like one of those bears kicks the #### out of me in the store. They eat that #### up.

Also a big fan of climbing up on top of the car and sticking my head in through the sunroof.

Do you have a bunch of alias membership cards for when they ban you?

Cos send me $10.

I'm not going to have time to play this year

You already did and you already got eliminated.

You know those giant teddy bears they have at Costco, as well as other places? I do the gag with my kids where I pretend like one of those bears kicks the #### out of me in the store. They eat that #### up.

Also a big fan of climbing up on top of the car and sticking my head in through the sunroof.

Do you have a bunch of alias membership cards for when they ban you?

Cos send me $10.

I'm not going to have time to play this year

You already did and you already got eliminated.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Neat board.

 

[Otis]

Where the #### do you people live that you get lots of frogs on your windows??

 

[tommyboy]

I told my son today that since it's a full moon at midnight all the frogs on our windows (we get a lot of frogs on our windows) would grow into huge frogmen and go hunting for food. I didn't tell him what they eat, but I think he got it.

Instead of a college fund, you should starting contributing to a psychiatric fund.

My daughter is still scared of geese. I don't think she believes they eat people any more, but she doesn't not believe either.

that is actually true, everyone knows that

 

[Frostillicus]

Where the #### do you people live that you get lots of frogs on your windows??

Minnesota.

 

[Frostillicus]

What do you mean "you people"?

 

[Frostillicus]

We're watching Louie.

Me: "I wonder how and why he came up with Louie C.K. I wonder what his real name is?"

Wife: "Maybe that is his real name."

 

[Abraham]

So angry. Ducking vols

 

[Ignoramus]

We're watching Louie.

Me: "I wonder how and why he came up with Louie C.K. I wonder what his real name is?"

Wife: "Maybe that is his real name."

Well, she's sort of right.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I missed the game, bAbe. Did see the final TD play, though. That's a tough one to take. As a Maryland fan, of course, I don't have to worry about heart-breaking losses. They get any doubt out of the way early.

 

[Frostillicus]

We're watching Louie.

Me: "I wonder how and why he came up with Louie C.K. I wonder what his real name is?"

Wife: "Maybe that is his real name."

Well, she's sort of right.

No, she's not. That's not how she meant it. guster alias?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think this Cody Kessler is up to something.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We're watching Louie.

Me: "I wonder how and why he came up with Louie C.K. I wonder what his real name is?"

Wife: "Maybe that is his real name."

Well, she's sort of right.

No, she's not. That's not how she meant it. guster alias?

Tell her he's descended from French royalty and is using Roman numerals to mark his place in the line of succession.

 

[Frostillicus]

We're watching Louie.

Me: "I wonder how and why he came up with Louie C.K. I wonder what his real name is?"

Wife: "Maybe that is his real name."

Well, she's sort of right.

No, she's not. That's not how she meant it. guster alias?

Tell her he's descended from French royalty and is using Roman numerals to mark his place in the line of succession.

This is good.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

 

[shuke]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

At 1:00 Am? You can stir fry anything.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

At 1:00 Am? You can stir fry anything.

Of course, but I meant when I was sober and cared about the result.

 

[Frostillicus]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

At 1:00 Am? You can stir fry anything.

Nailed it.

 

[-fish-]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

At 1:00 Am? You can stir fry anything.

At 1 a.m. you can stir fry cocaine. Actually true.

 

[-fish-]

I woke up at 5:30 this morning after 2 hours of sleep and taught an hour and a half seminar wearing a tinfoil hat

 

[cosjobs]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

 

[Frostillicus]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

Send me $10

 

[cosjobs]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

Send me $10

Pretty busy here

 

[cosjobs]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

Send me $10

Pretty busy here

pm me your paypal id

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

Send me $10

Pretty busy here

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Dumb question:

Can I stir fry frozen veggies in a wok?

At 1:00 Am? You can stir fry anything.

truth

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So angry. Ducking vols

In the last 20 minutes of that game I wagered over $200 for FLA to win outright in in-game betting for 6 to 10 -1 odds. I went 2-5-1 on the day and won over a grand.

Send me $10

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Update on my sports teams:

The Orioles have been beaten by the awful Red Sox on a combined score of 15-0 in the last two games. This, after they swept the Nats to get to within 3.5 games of the WC.

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

The Ravens are staring straight down the barrel at an 0-4 record. Cincy owns them, then they have to go to Pittsburgh Thursday night.

Maryland hoops: I'm waiting for a DUI or domestic assault to pop up at any time.

 

[krista4]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

 

[General Malaise]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

 

[General Malaise]

Had a pecan tree growing up in Dallas. I miss those.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Had a pecan tree growing up in Dallas. I miss those.

Pecans are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walnuts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Edward Jones Turf Fire was the name of my Weezer tribute band

 

[bentley]

The old tailgate bus and I are going to be on CBS College Sports Network on Friday night. As you can imagine, the guys had a really hard time getting me to talk on camera.

 

[General Malaise]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The old tailgate bus and I are going to be on CBS College Sports Network on Friday night. As you can imagine, the guys had a really hard time getting me to talk on camera.

Noice

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a pecan tree growing up in Dallas. I miss those.

Pecans are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walnuts.

Walnuts are ####ing gross.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Had a pecan tree growing up in Dallas. I miss those.

Pecans are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> walnuts.

Walnuts are ####ing gross.

I like every other kind of nut, but walnuts suuuuuuuuuck.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I actually felt bad for GM watching the Ducks/Utah game yesterday.

But not for any other Duck fan.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Rant

Apparently you can't just buy a $5 bag of popcorn at a kids event nowadays. You have to pay $12 BUT HEY IT COMES WITH A HAT!

oh you want some Cotton Candy and a Spider-Man mask?

####ers

 

[krista4]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

 

[General Malaise]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

 

[krista4]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

Oh, it'll be fun. We're looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Malaises.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

Oh, it'll be fun. We're looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Malaises.

$20 says he's going to ask you to babysit.

 

[Abraham]

Get to watch every Titans game because of Marcus. Neat.

Having to watch every Titans game is not a fun experience.

I didn't like the pick at the time but the kid is pretty good and getting better. He had some amazing throws today.

 

[krista4]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

Oh, it'll be fun. We're looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Malaises.

$20 says he's going to ask you to babysit.

GM is not stupid.

 

[Rustoleum]

Update on my sports teams:

Maryland football lost 45-6 on a questionable ref's call.

.

Picked the right season to give all my Duck tickets away. Jesus....

How much would it cost me to get you to take these back?

Actually, you might still have fun. Cal is explosive. They may score 100 on this putrid defense.

Oh, it'll be fun. We're looking forward to the trip, and especially to seeing the Malaises.

$20 says he's going to ask you to babysit.

GM is not stupid.

i think he's at least smart enough to dress a couple of his brood up in cat costumes and try to sell you some sob story about moving to Borneo.