GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stupid gif of the day

 

[pats3in4]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

 

[El Floppo]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

you needed to close it out by ending with somebody else (ideally the new cute girl) walking in just as you left- giving you the proverbial stink-eye for it.

 

[pats3in4]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

you needed to close it out by ending with somebody else (ideally the new cute girl) walking in just as you left- giving you the proverbial stink-eye for it.

I needed to close it out by lighting a match and exploding the cafe. Freakin pig.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

Kid at my son's preschool just ripped ### on the reading carpet with not a care in the world.

 

[Sammy3469]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

Kid at my son's preschool just ripped ### on the reading carpet with not a care in the world.

My kid ripped one in the cab this morning and laughed. Then he denied it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Everybody Farts

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just walked through a cloud of fart in my company's cafeteria

Went to grab a coffee at the cafe and the smell still lingered, like it was stuck to me.

Was able to escape it eventually. For a while I wanted to take a fully clothed shower.

/coolstorybro

Kid at my son's preschool just ripped ### on the reading carpet with not a care in the world.

My kid ripped one in the cab this morning and laughed. Then he denied it.

I love it. Own it, then deny it

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Sister has a new roommate.

I'd do her

Yeah, there's a lot to like here.

She looks like a strung out Lindsey Lohan. In a hot way.

 

[El Floppo]

Sister has a new roommate.

I'd do her

Yeah, there's a lot to like here.

She looks like a strung out Lindsey Lohan. In a hot way.

this girl.

 

[Frostillicus]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

 

[El Floppo]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

sounds fun.

my wife was talking to 4yo floppinha about growing up... asked her what she wanted to be. Floppinha- "silly".

 

[Chaos Commish]

Everybody Farts

I made a big pot oh chili for football company tonight... with beans!

 

[mr roboto]

Showed up to a 3 day training course this morning where I was informed that they cancelled it last week but didn't have a phone number for me to let me know. Nevermind that they had my company's phone number, my email and my company has been working with them for over a decade now.

Good times

Go home and drink for 3 days?

 

[kevzilla]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

sounds fun.

my wife was talking to 4yo floppinha about growing up... asked her what she wanted to be. Floppinha- "silly".

Reach for the stars, Floppinha.

 

[tommyboy]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

2+2= 22 dad

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

One of my idiot FB friends just posted this as their status.

 

[Frostillicus]

Both kids often ask math questions, like hey what's this plus this or whatever. So today I showed them this great new game on the ipad called "calculator" where you can put in any two numbers and it will tell you the answer. They've now been teaching themselves math for the last hour.

One of my idiot FB friends just posted this as their status.

What a maroon.

 

[cosjobs]

I like the cosmopolitan vogue-ee picture standing in the middle of some random residential street in Portland.

Seems like she should be throwing her hat in the air in Minneapolis.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sister has a new roommate.

I'd do her

Yeah, there's a lot to like here.

Oh my...

 

[cosjobs]

Everybody Farts

I made a big pot oh chili for football company tonight... with beans!

You work for a football company?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I've got ####### mice in my house. I thought I heard something in the bulkhead in the basement a few times a while ago. Then nothing. I was having some work done to the front door and noticed a chipmunk running around all the time. I saw what looked like a few (literally 3) little droppings, so I called a pest company. Well he saw more than a few droppings in the basement (only in the unfinished area though) but didn't think it was a big deal, however, after seeing the attic he said it may be a bigger problem. So he's scheduled to come out Wednesday and do bait, traps, and do a perimeter around the house plugging access etc.

Well tonight I saw a ####### mouse in the finished area of the basement. I murdered it with a broom. Now I'm freaked out and it scurried across some of my son's stuff. No poop anywhere though (not even my pants).

Im wondering if the sellers of the house knew there was a problem. The exterminator guy said there were some old traps in areas already. Now there are corn fields near by and neighbors have said they've had mice in their homes as well. So it may just be part of living this far out in the burbs. But still. What the ####?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If only there was some sort of domesticated animal that is not only loveable and entertaining but kills mice for fun. If only.

 

[-fish-]

I like the cosmopolitan vogue-ee picture standing in the middle of some random residential street in Portland.

Seems like she should be throwing her hat panties in the air in Minneapolis a theme bar.

 

[kevzilla]

Everybody put your panties in the air

And wave 'em round like you just don't care

 

[krista4]

Everybody put your panties in the air

And wave 'em round like you just don't care

What do I do now?

 

[cosjobs]

Everybody put your panties in the air

And wave 'em round like you just don't care

What do I do now?

Pretend you're a slutty Mary Tyler Moore

 

[-fish-]

Everybody put your panties in the air

And wave 'em round like you just don't care

What do I do now?

probably just get another cat.

 

[kevzilla]

Everybody put your panties in the air

And wave 'em round like you just don't care

What do I do now?

 

[Frostillicus]

If only there was some sort of domesticated animal that is not only loveable and entertaining but kills mice for fun. If only.

3 nights or so ago I was cleaning up some of the stupid kids toys in the basement and then suddenly realized I was holding half of a dead mouse. I kind of screamed like a girl but after that I was like right on, Murray, right on.

 

[krista4]

If only there was some sort of domesticated animal that is not only loveable and entertaining but kills mice for fun. If only.

3 nights or so ago I was cleaning up some of the stupid kids toys in the basement and then suddenly realized I was holding half of a dead mouse. I kind of screamed like a girl but after that I was like right on, Murray, right on.

I love Murray.

Our stupid cats have never caught a damn thing. One of them did eat half a cream-cheese brownie and drank a bunch of my wine last night, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If only there was some sort of domesticated animal that is not only loveable and entertaining but kills mice for fun. If only.

3 nights or so ago I was cleaning up some of the stupid kids toys in the basement and then suddenly realized I was holding half of a dead mouse. I kind of screamed like a girl but after that I was like right on, Murray, right on.

I love Murray.

Our stupid cats have never caught a damn thing. One of them did eat half a cheesecake brownie and drank a bunch of my wine last night, though.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Everybody Farts

I made a big pot oh chili for football company tonight... with beans!

You work for a football company?

I guess posting here is about the closest thing I do to regular work so yeah but for free unlike Ruds.

 

[Frostillicus]

If only there was some sort of domesticated animal that is not only loveable and entertaining but kills mice for fun. If only.

3 nights or so ago I was cleaning up some of the stupid kids toys in the basement and then suddenly realized I was holding half of a dead mouse. I kind of screamed like a girl but after that I was like right on, Murray, right on.

I love Murray.

Our stupid cats have never caught a damn thing. One of them did eat half a cream-cheese brownie and drank a bunch of my wine last night, though.

In the 2 months we've been here that's mouse #4. I'd say we have a mouse problem but maybe the mice have a Murray problem.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seven years, never seen a mouse in our current domicile.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seven years, never seen a mouse in our current domicile.

But you have a lot of black people around don't you?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seven years, never seen a mouse in our current domicile.

But you have a lot of black people around don't you?

We moved.

I think our old neighborhood is being gentrified as we speak.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seven years, never seen a mouse in our current domicile.

But you have a lot of black people around don't you?

We moved.

I think our old neighborhood is being gentrified as we speak.

I have no idea what that word means.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

White people run amok.

"Alorithms."

-Ep 34

 

[Frostillicus]

White people run amok.

"Alorithms."

-Ep 34

That was a good one.

 

[cosjobs]

Everybody Farts

I made a big pot oh chili for football company tonight... with beans!

You work for a football company?

I guess posting here is about the closest thing I do to regular work so yeah but for free unlike Ruds.

So no regular job would explain having to replace delicious meat with beans.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

White people run amok.

"Alorithms."

-Ep 34

That was a good one.

This is a HOF episode for me.

 

[Frostillicus]

White people run amok.

"Alorithms."

-Ep 34

That was a good one.

This is a HOF episode for me.

34 or 35?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So my laptop pumps out hot air and #### even when it's in sleep mode or when the screen is down. Coming back from either, I have to put in my password and everything. So you'd think it was actually mostly shut down, but obviously it's not.

Anyone know what's up?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm also very drunk and don't want to mess with anything.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Everybody Farts

I made a big pot oh chili for football company tonight... with beans!

You work for a football company?

I guess posting here is about the closest thing I do to regular work so yeah but for free unlike Ruds.

So no regular job would explain having to replace delicious meat with beans.

I'll do anything to avoid work. Eating beans is the tip of the iceberg

 

[Good Posting Judge]

White people run amok.

"Alorithms."

-Ep 34

That was a good one.

This is a HOF episode for me.

34 or 35?

34. Saving 35, I don't want to blow through them too quickly.

Little crack in the facade where Steve has not yet realized that the Bears are (sorry Tanner) one of the dregs of the NFL.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[El Floppo]

So my laptop pumps out hot air and #### even when it's in sleep mode or when the screen is down. Coming back from either, I have to put in my password and everything. So you'd think it was actually mostly shut down, but obviously it's not.

Anyone know what's up?

Have you blown out the vents with compressed air? Mine does that when its having a hard time venting.

I like to vent.

Having kids is hard (high gm). And marriage... whats up with that?

 

[El Floppo]

We have a mouse or mice too.

Chip the cat dies, and within two weeks the little ####ers think they own the place. We also have a fancy market right underneath our get, one floor below. I think the mice are shopping there first.