GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Edgar Allan Poe

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Edgar Allan Poe

BROHEIM, GET OFF THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND JUST GO AHEAD AND BLOW THE ENTIRE CITY OF BOSTON IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wikipedia?

How

Dare

You

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

it happened.

 

[Guster]

it happened.

Disappointed we weren't able to cornhole! Hopefully our paths will cross at some point

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Hey Truck - just received this via PM

Was directed to you in the Torrents thread -- freshon.tv shutdown and I'm left homeless. That's after TvTorrents shut down and I was left homeless there too.

Know of a good replacement?

Thanks.

I truly hope you lop off three of your fingers in a freak kitchen accident.

Thanks for the Hammel under, GPJ!

Jeez, some people.

 

[Thorn]

Edgar Allan Poe

BROHEIM, GET OFF THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND JUST GO AHEAD AND BLOW THE ENTIRE CITY OF BOSTON IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH

they're called Mass holes for a reason.

 

[Thorn]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

Yes http://www.top10facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Heather-Greene.jpg

You know, people get bent out of shape when someone makes a little fun about another who goes to Vegas to hike, which is, like, totally by choice, man. Yet OTOH it's open season on dwarfs and albinos, which is completely beyond one's control!

 

[Thorn]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

He was with a lady. No idea of the ***OFFFICIAL*** status. I'll let him comment on that.

Haven't passed the "*" threshhold.

 

[Osaurus]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

Yes http://www.top10facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Heather-Greene.jpg

You know, people get bent out of shape when someone makes a little fun about another who goes to Vegas to hike, which is, like, totally by choice, man. Yet OTOH it's open season on dwarfs and albinos, which is completely beyond one's control!

This seems familiar

 

[shuke]

Love the Ahrn influx in the thread. Now what's it going to take to get more Tufnel?

 

[shuke]

Been up since 3:30 AM. Think I've had 2 gallons of coffee. Is this what cocaine is like?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

He was with a lady. No idea of the ***OFFFICIAL*** status. I'll let him comment on that.

Haven't passed the "*" threshhold.

Try lots of tequila and plenty of lube imo.

 

[kevzilla]

Been up since 3:30 AM. Think I've had 2 gallons of coffee. Is this what cocaine is like?

Are you grinding your teeth? Also, do you think you're awesome at everything? Do you still have any money?

 

[shuke]

Been up since 3:30 AM. Think I've had 2 gallons of coffee. Is this what cocaine is like?

Are you grinding your teeth? Also, do you think you're awesome at everything? Do you still have any money?

yes/yes/yes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

He was with a lady. No idea of the ***OFFFICIAL*** status. I'll let him comment on that.

Haven't passed the "*" threshhold.

Try lots of tequila and plenty of lube imo.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

Yes http://www.top10facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Heather-Greene.jpg

You know, people get bent out of shape when someone makes a little fun about another who goes to Vegas to hike, which is, like, totally by choice, man. Yet OTOH it's open season on dwarfs and albinos, which is completely beyond one's control!

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[mr roboto]

Down 8 lbs in 16 days.

tape worm?

Steaks and RECEIVING BJs.

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, Thorn has an official "lady"?

Yes http://www.top10facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Heather-Greene.jpg

You know, people get bent out of shape when someone makes a little fun about another who goes to Vegas to hike, which is, like, totally by choice, man. Yet OTOH it's open season on dwarfs and albinos, which is completely beyond one's control!

I've never wanted to embrace you harder than I want to right now.

 

[kevzilla]

Been up since 3:30 AM. Think I've had 2 gallons of coffee. Is this what cocaine is like?

Are you grinding your teeth? Also, do you think you're awesome at everything? Do you still have any money?

yes/yes/yes

The third answer should be 'no', so no coke. Answering 'yes' to the second question leads to a diagnosis of megalomania.

 

[shuke]

My Pandora Wilco station may be on of my top 5 favorite things in the world. Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Sun Kil Moon, Band of Horses, MMJ, Golden Smog, etc.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My Pandora Wilco station may be on of my top 5 favorite things in the world. Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Sun Kil Moon, Band of Horses, MMJ, Golden Smog, etc.

I've heard of Wilco and Radiohead.

 

[General Malaise]

Been grooving to Dandy Warhols Pandora for months now. Very good.

 

[Stoneys]

Been digging Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

 

[Dan Lambskin]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

Why can't goblins make babies?Because they have hollow weenies

 

[-fish-]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

you mean all about the movie?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/fAUUGCJ.gif

 

[Aerial Assault]

My Pandora Wilco station may be on of my top 5 favorite things in the world. Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Sun Kil Moon, Band of Horses, MMJ, Golden Smog, etc.

Could be the cocaine talking, tho

 

[Dan Lambskin]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

you mean all about the movie?

No

 

[Dan Lambskin]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

Why can't goblins make babies?Because they have hollow weenies

Perfect

 

[General Malaise]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?




Payday

Actually true.

 

[-fish-]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

Why can't goblins make babies?Because they have hollow weenies

Perfect

so not trivia at all, but riddles.

I don't think you're going to do very well at this game.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Trivia. Riddles. Whatever

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What do you get when you cross a duck and a vampire?

Count Quackula

 

[Guster]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?

Payday

Actually true.

The more you know...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?

Payday

Actually true.

Do they still make circus peanuts?

 

[Guster]

I just found out (/was reminded) that I need a Halloween costume for a party we're going to. I think if girls can get away with "Slutty _____" then guys should be able to dress as "Drunk _____"

If that's the case, I'll just go as "Drunk Guster" and call it good

 

[-fish-]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?

Payday

Actually true.

When I was a kid the only candy at the concession stands at San Diego Stadium (now Qualcomm) were Payday and Milky Way bars. Every once in a while you'd forget how bad a Payday was and try one.

Flavored tootsie rolls are worse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What I'm passing out this year https://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=0032

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Drunk Guster"

"Tall Manute"

"Annoying Berman"

"Pretty Gisele"

 

[eoMMan]

good shtick opportunity. wife asked me to put together a Halloween Trivia sheet for a party next Friday. help me come up with some good ones. they need to be real, but the dumber the better

A single strand of spaghetti is known as...?

Spaghetto

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Flavored tootsie rolls are the best.

FYP

 

[General Malaise]

According to the Harrisburg Times Gazette, the first death by a kid from eating a razor blade in an apple happened in 1938 and his name was Hector Rosenstein.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

According to Forbes, what is the least popular candy handed out at Halloween?

Payday

Actually true.

Probably due to all of those nut allergy maniacs.

 

[heckmanm]

I just found out (/was reminded) that I need a Halloween costume for a party we're going to. I think if girls can get away with "Slutty _____" then guys should be able to dress as "Drunk _____"

If that's the case, I'll just go as "Drunk Guster" and call it good

classic

 

[Frostillicus]

What was the name of the killer in the movie Friday the 13th?

Gets them every time.

 

[General Malaise]

According to the French Lick Herrald, bobbing for apples has its origin to the wild and erotic Roman days, where young female slaves were treated to a rousing game of Bobbing for Boners. However, the prudes in the Victorian era thought that was a little extreme, and so nature's candy was substituted for human wangs.

 

[eoMMan]

According to the Harrisburg Times Gazette, the first death by a kid from eating a razor blade in an apple happened in 1938 and his name was Hector Rosenstein.

Hispanic Jewish kid?

 

[UOFI_316]

What was the name of the killer in the movie Friday the 13th?

Gets them every time.

Duh, Mike Myers mom.