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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (23 Viewers)

General Malaise said:
According to the French Lick Herrald, bobbing for apples has its origin to the wild and erotic Roman days, where young female slaves were treated to a rousing game of Bobbing for Boners. However, the prudes in the Victorian era thought that was a little extreme, and so nature's candy was substituted for human wangs.
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Another old apple-centric Halloween pastime that somehow didn't survive into the 21st century: Snap Apple.

In the game of Snap Apple, an apple was speared on one end of a stick while a lit candle was fixed at the other end. The stick was spun around, and the participants’ goal was to take a bite of the apple, avoiding a face full of hot candle wax.

 
BobbyLayne said:
General Malaise said:
According to the French Lick Herrald, bobbing for apples has its origin to the wild and erotic Roman days, where young female slaves were treated to a rousing game of Bobbing for Boners. However, the prudes in the Victorian era thought that was a little extreme, and so nature's candy was substituted for human wangs.
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Another old apple-centric Halloween pastime that somehow didn't survive into the 21st century: Snap Apple.

In the game of Snap Apple, an apple was speared on one end of a stick while a lit candle was fixed at the other end. The stick was spun around, and the participants’ goal was to take a bite of the apple, avoiding a face full of hot candle wax.
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I played a similar game with a girl at a party once, but there wasn't an apple and that wasn't hot wax all over her face

 
Guster said:
BobbyLayne said:
General Malaise said:
According to the French Lick Herrald, bobbing for apples has its origin to the wild and erotic Roman days, where young female slaves were treated to a rousing game of Bobbing for Boners. However, the prudes in the Victorian era thought that was a little extreme, and so nature's candy was substituted for human wangs.
Click to expand...
Another old apple-centric Halloween pastime that somehow didn't survive into the 21st century: Snap Apple.

In the game of Snap Apple, an apple was speared on one end of a stick while a lit candle was fixed at the other end. The stick was spun around, and the participants’ goal was to take a bite of the apple, avoiding a face full of hot candle wax.
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I played a similar game with a girl at a party once, but there wasn't an apple and that wasn't hot wax all over her face
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cold wax?

 
In case you were wondering how the coast guard is doing these days, this email sums it all up:

Subject: HELP: Men's 51-1 Head

To the Men of 51-1

[51-2 included as occasional users of 51-1 facility]

BLUF: Please help keep the men's toilets clean and flushed.

I consider 51-1 to be my home away from home; as such, I appreciate a clean head. If you are having digestive issues, and you have an explosion on the pot, do us all a favor -- double / triple flush and/or get some cleaning supplies from SK1 and clean up after yourself.

I am truly tired of walking into a stall to be greeted by the unflushed or porcelain plastered remnants of a digestive episode.

Thanks for your professionalism and courtesy in this matter.

All the best,

CDR Stevens

 
I just took a shower and had nothing but a bunch of those little soap nubbins to try to make a lather with. It's times like these that I really miss YSR.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
In case you were wondering how the coast guard is doing these days, this email sums it all up:

Subject: HELP: Men's 51-1 Head

To the Men of 51-1

[51-2 included as occasional users of 51-1 facility]

BLUF: Please help keep the men's toilets clean and flushed.

I consider 51-1 to be my home away from home; as such, I appreciate a clean head. If you are having digestive issues, and you have an explosion on the pot, do us all a favor -- double / triple flush and/or get some cleaning supplies from SK1 and clean up after yourself.

I am truly tired of walking into a stall to be greeted by the unflushed or porcelain plastered remnants of a digestive episode.

Thanks for your professionalism and courtesy in this matter.

All the best,

CDR Stevens
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Damn OF-5s thinking they own the joint.

 
speaking of heads.

shared, coed bathroom at work... seat always goes down, correct? we've got at least one guy who apparently thinks otherwise- and I'm sure all the women think it's me... even though I'm the ONE guy in the office who actually lives with women. but the other guys are gay and freaking fabulous, so scruffy straight scarf-wearing floppo must be the culprit. stupid women.

 
El Floppo said:
speaking of heads.

shared, coed bathroom at work... seat always goes down, correct? we've got at least one guy who apparently thinks otherwise- and I'm sure all the women think it's me... even though I'm the ONE guy in the office who actually lives with women. but the other guys are gay and freaking fabulous, so scruffy straight scarf-wearing floppo must be the culprit. stupid women.
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NO

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
El Floppo said:
speaking of heads.

shared, coed bathroom at work... seat always goes down, correct? we've got at least one guy who apparently thinks otherwise- and I'm sure all the women think it's me... even though I'm the ONE guy in the office who actually lives with women. but the other guys are gay and freaking fabulous, so scruffy straight scarf-wearing floppo must be the culprit. stupid women.
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NO
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it was rhetorical.

 
El Floppo said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
El Floppo said:
speaking of heads.

shared, coed bathroom at work... seat always goes down, correct? we've got at least one guy who apparently thinks otherwise- and I'm sure all the women think it's me... even though I'm the ONE guy in the office who actually lives with women. but the other guys are gay and freaking fabulous, so scruffy straight scarf-wearing floppo must be the culprit. stupid women.
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NO
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it was rhetorical.
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Not cool man. My little brother is rhetorical.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
Ignoramus said:
Commander Stevens' jib: I like the cut of it.
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I hadn't been in there today until a few minutes ago, he does have a valid point. I never understood the ####ters that don't flush.
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My buddy works at Intel, which employs a lot of.....non-albino types. The horror stories he tells of the bathrooms are vomit worthy. Culturally speaking, not everybody in this world sits their butt cheeks down on the toilet seat. Some like to squat, hover over it and aim towards the water. They aren't always accurate. He says he's gone home to poop more than once.

 
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
Ignoramus said:
Commander Stevens' jib: I like the cut of it.
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I hadn't been in there today until a few minutes ago, he does have a valid point. I never understood the ####ters that don't flush.
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My buddy works at Intel, which employs a lot of.....non-albino types. The horror stories he tells of the bathrooms are vomit worthy. Culturally speaking, not everybody in this world sits their butt cheeks down on the toilet seat. Some like to squat, hover over it and aim towards the water. They aren't always accurate. He says he's gone home to poop more than once.
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See: EvilGrin's poop in the ceiling story.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
Ignoramus said:
Commander Stevens' jib: I like the cut of it.
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I hadn't been in there today until a few minutes ago, he does have a valid point. I never understood the ####ters that don't flush.
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My buddy works at Intel, which employs a lot of.....non-albino types. The horror stories he tells of the bathrooms are vomit worthy. Culturally speaking, not everybody in this world sits their butt cheeks down on the toilet seat. Some like to squat, hover over it and aim towards the water. They aren't always accurate. He says he's gone home to poop more than once.
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See: EvilGrin's poop in the ceiling story.
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As pungent as curry might smell going in, it manifests into something far worse coming out. Though I'm guessing Curry is on your restricted list with 98% of the world's foods.

 
General Malaise said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
Ignoramus said:
Commander Stevens' jib: I like the cut of it.
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I hadn't been in there today until a few minutes ago, he does have a valid point. I never understood the ####ters that don't flush.
Click to expand...
My buddy works at Intel, which employs a lot of.....non-albino types. The horror stories he tells of the bathrooms are vomit worthy. Culturally speaking, not everybody in this world sits their butt cheeks down on the toilet seat. Some like to squat, hover over it and aim towards the water. They aren't always accurate. He says he's gone home to poop more than once.
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See: EvilGrin's poop in the ceiling story.
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As pungent as curry might smell going in, it manifests into something far worse coming out. Though I'm guessing Curry is on your restricted list with 98% of the world's foods.
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You guessed right. If Indian food is so great why are Indians in such a hurry to come to the USA and not the other way around? Think about it.

 
Ignoramus said:
shuke said:
Aerial Assault said:
AhrnCityPahnder said:
Maybe if the dickfaces at Hertz @Logan get their gdmfshhit together
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:lmao: I know exactly what you mean by this based on my last experience there.
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Hertz sucks everywhere
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I like Hertz. I have the Hertz Gold Plus so maybe that helps things but I've never had a hiccup using them.Whom do you like better?
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Me, no one. Went with Avis for a while then back to Hertz. But I was just at Logan and got jobbed by some discourteous Hertz people so I knew what ACP meant. They may need CDR Stevens over there.

 
going with these gems in the Halloween themed trivia

What do the call Halloween in Canada?

Halloween
Most pumpkins are actually this color when picked from the vine?

Orange
 
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