GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (32 Viewers)

[heckmanm]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

Not really - half the people cruise to Alaska and fly back, half fly to Alaska and cruise back. Twice as many people paying for a cruise, and probably easier to sell out 2 cruises for $X than 1 cruise for $2X

 

[General Malaise]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

 

[Henry Ford]

Wife just attacked me and did things to me that are illegal in several states after I finished working on her car. Then told me just just had to attack me when she saw my undershirt stained with grease and blood from the battle with the engine. Reminded her of a young me.

I didn't have the heart to tell her the shirt was stained with chocolate and jelly from my celebratory donut. :(

My wife has now twice (after the day it happened) mentioned this shirt while seducing me. I'm beginning to feel like a fraud.

Beginning?

That's not very nice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/blJodw0.jpg?1

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wanna know what kind of hairless bears GM has been seeing all his life.

 

[General Malaise]

I wanna know what kind of hairless bears GM has been seeing all his life.

They don't have these or even these at the Bakersfield Zoo?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wanna know what kind of hairless bears GM has been seeing all his life.

They don't have these or even these at the Bakersfield Zoo?

lol

 

[krista4]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

 

[General Malaise]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

wtf

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I am now an executive producer.

Please interact with me accordingly.

#### you

 

[Henry Ford]

I am now an executive producer.

Please interact with me accordingly.

35 years ago, i took one of those tests that told you what your optimal career would be. Mine was movie producer.

35 years later, bing ####### o

I'd like fries with that.

 

[mr roboto]

I am now an executive producer.

Please interact with me accordingly.

35 years ago, i took one of those tests that told you what your optimal career would be. Mine was movie producer.

35 years later, bing ####### o

Do you prefer pitcher or catcher?

 

[General Malaise]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

wtf

Yup. Not sure if pumpkin spice or pumpkin chunks, but that was her secret ingredient. It's like an episode of Iron Chef where they are forced to use cat spunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

wtf

Yup. Not sure if pumpkin spice or pumpkin chunks, but that was her secret ingredient. It's like an episode of Iron Chef where they are forced to use cat spunk.

Was this a real episode? Link?

 

[Frostillicus]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

wtf

Yup. Not sure if pumpkin spice or pumpkin chunks, but that was her secret ingredient. It's like an episode of Iron Chef where they are forced to use cat spunk.

My wife made chili today. She told me there is a secret ingredient. I am now terrified it's pumpkin.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty sure this is what Ma Malaise made. I ate it, but uh...legendary it ain't.

 

[Thorn]

http://i.imgur.com/blJodw0.jpg?1

something something Mitch Hedberg ducks eat for free at subway

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

We departed Seattle and came back to Seattle. But this was a behemoth boat and I think K4 is eschewing that concept.

Also, I think the routes are a bit different too; like I think the route up north to Juneau (our first stop) was in deeper water with nothing but ocean views. Route back was closer to land so you could see stuff like bears with hair and sharks. But that was 2002 and I don't remember what I had for lunch, so, you know...

I think you had a sloppy Joe.

Close! It was my mom's leftover chili, which she decided to spruce up with some pumpkin.

wtf

Yup. Not sure if pumpkin spice or pumpkin chunks, but that was her secret ingredient. It's like an episode of Iron Chef where they are forced to use cat spunk.

My wife made chili today. She told me there is a secret ingredient. I am now terrified it's pumpkin.

Probably cat spunk

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I am now an executive producer.

Please interact with me accordingly.

35 years ago, i took one of those tests that told you what your optimal career would be. Mine was movie producer.

35 years later, bing ####### o

I'm an entertainment lawyer



Of course my aptitude test came up with "circus clown," "pallbearer" and "Orange Julius"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How many more offspring before GM is considered an executive reproducer?

What's that pay?

Surprise! You pay!

 

[General Malaise]

Don't ask, but I went down a Youtube vortex just now that brought me here. Oh boy...NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But later today, if you're bored, you might enjoy this.

Subject matter: Ask a Pron Star "What Was Your Grossest Onset Experience". No nudity, it's Youtube, but watch/listen alone.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No nudity, it's Youtube,

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/OmhrIx1.gifv

 

[Henry Ford]

http://i.imgur.com/OmhrIx1.gifv

Portrait of you getting cold c###ed by your sister?

 

[tommyboy]

Wife just attacked me and did things to me that are illegal in several states after I finished working on her car. Then told me just just had to attack me when she saw my undershirt stained with grease and blood from the battle with the engine. Reminded her of a young me.

I didn't have the heart to tell her the shirt was stained with chocolate and jelly from my celebratory donut. :(

My wife has now twice (after the day it happened) mentioned this shirt while seducing me. I'm beginning to feel like a fraud.

Like a boss

 

[tommyboy]

Don't ask, but I went down a Youtube vortex just now that brought me here. Oh boy...NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But later today, if you're bored, you might enjoy this.

Subject matter: Ask a Pron Star "What Was Your Grossest Onset Experience". No nudity, it's Youtube, but watch/listen alone.

I finished

 

[cosjobs]

Lots of info here to digest from folks. Thanks for the posts from all, especially GM's. It's good to see Aaron's post of how he did AK without the cruise, too. If it were just the two of us, I would do that, and it might be that I'm just being lazy, but it feels like this particular trip would work better in terms of the septuagenarians if we cruised. A big factor there is also that we will all have a menu of things to do and we will not all have to do the same things all the time nor will I have to be in charge of everything all the time. Also I do think the ships can get to places on the Inside Passage that you can't get to in a day trip.

As for some of the cons on GM's post, I'm only looking at cruises where the booze is included (so long as you don't require the super-premium stuff, which is extra) and would definitely be getting outside rooms with verandahs/balconies. I'm not looking at ships big enough to have a casino. The tipping part will suck as will the seeing the same groups of people, especially if obnoxious.

All good food for thought--thanks.

Speaking of all that good food, remember to pack some of your fat clothes.

 

[krista4]

Lots of info here to digest from folks. Thanks for the posts from all, especially GM's. It's good to see Aaron's post of how he did AK without the cruise, too. If it were just the two of us, I would do that, and it might be that I'm just being lazy, but it feels like this particular trip would work better in terms of the septuagenarians if we cruised. A big factor there is also that we will all have a menu of things to do and we will not all have to do the same things all the time nor will I have to be in charge of everything all the time. Also I do think the ships can get to places on the Inside Passage that you can't get to in a day trip.

As for some of the cons on GM's post, I'm only looking at cruises where the booze is included (so long as you don't require the super-premium stuff, which is extra) and would definitely be getting outside rooms with verandahs/balconies. I'm not looking at ships big enough to have a casino. The tipping part will suck as will the seeing the same groups of people, especially if obnoxious.

All good food for thought--thanks.

Speaking of all that good food, remember to pack some of your fat clothes.

All of my clothes are now fat clothes.

 

[cosjobs]

My parents have taken a few alaskan cruises, make sure if you get an outside cabin that it is on the correct side of the cruise ship. You don't want to pay extra to see the ocean the entire time.

the ships don't come back?

Almost all of those I've looked at don't. You fly one way.

Huh. Weird.

Been there done that down?

 

[cosjobs]

http://i.imgur.com/OmhrIx1.gifv

I'll take the bible for $600, Alex.

The shortest verse in the bible.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/OmhrIx1.gifv

Portrait of you getting cold c###ed by your sister?

Sorry I posted my thoughts, I guess.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/ZQxDryf.png

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Beerkid has made it through almost 2 weeks at his new job. Today he was issued ELEVEN freaking uniforms. http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/011.jpg

Bad news is that he doesn't get free beer. They stopped that a few years ago because, shockingly, some folks took advantage of the situation.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Adult performers really are vile people. Good Lord.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Adult performers really are vile people. Good Lord.

You lie!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not user how people can enjoy professional porn. Might as well just watch a Hobbit movie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

good thread, folks

 

[Limp Ditka]

Not user how people can enjoy professional porn. Might as well just watch a Hobbit movie.

Someone should baggins your face

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not user how people can enjoy professional porn. Might as well just watch a Hobbit movie.

Someone should baggins your face

http://i.imgur.com/BgHbwQ0.gif

 

[Abraham]

Text message last night at 10;30 thT our closing is moving from 9a to 3p. I am beginning to think we are never going to actually buy this house.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Text message last night at 10;30 thT our closing is moving from 9a to 3p. I am beginning to think we are never going to actually buy this house.

That's not all that unusual. I've had it happen twice. I do understand, with everything else that's happened, that it feels like this sale is jinxed. Good luck.

 

[Abraham]

Yeah it will be fine. Just a pain in the Asa.

 

[heckmanm]

gllll bAbe

 

[UOFI_316]

It will all be Octoberfest.

 

[UOFI_316]

In case you missed this in the Kids getting Owned thread.

 

[arrow1]

In case you missed this in the Kids getting Owned thread.

 

[Ignoramus]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

 

[Limp Ditka]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

I'd ask you to show some compassion, but that would be rude of me to impose such a request upon a soulless ginger.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Not user how people can enjoy professional porn. Might as well just watch a Hobbit movie.

Sure, but you have to get the Director's Cut to watch Sam and Frodo go at it with a double-headed Bilbo.