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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (4 Viewers)

eoMMan said:
heckmanm said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
I'm down with SLC Punk.

Orlando is the correct answer though
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Anything in Florida is pretty terrible. I think I like the Gulf Coast some, and maybe Tampa, but the rest of that state is horrendous. I mean people from Michigan and Maryland talk about it like it is Shangri-La; it's a humid, bug-infested, crazy person ####hole. It's like Fresno exploded in a 65k land area. I like the manatees and the gators, but you can keep the rest of it.
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My uncle - who has more money than God - bought a winter house in Naples when he retired. He'd spend summers in Maryland and the rest of the year in Florida. Big into golf and fishing. About a year ago, he sold both places and bought a house in.............Ocala? WTF? I haven't been everywhere in the US, but I've been alottawheres and that is the ugliest geography I've come across to date (not to mention the redneck-to-normal-person ratio being astounding)."Let's see......I wanna retire in FLA......... BUT not near its only redeeming geographical feature (the water) AND in the northern end where winter can be felt".
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My wife's ex-inlaws (i.e., her kids' grandparents) bought a place in Okeechobee a couple years ago, and of course we're welcome to visit. So we once over Christmas break. ####-all to do in Okeechobee, in case you're wondering.
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Maybe contact Roland Martin and go catch delicious bass?
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:thumbup:

I don't mean to complain - it's a hell of a lot warmer than northern Indiana in December, and they're great people. But yeah, aside from fishing, it's a fairly dull part of Florida. Although you can get to the Atlantic in under an hour, and to the Gulf in just over 2.

 
You guys read that story about the "Ermagerd" girl a few weeks back? Seems like a nice young lady who was just goofing off as a youth, until one of those Reddit weirdos made her famous.

 
Just got a text from my GB. An eye specialist told him he could get his detached retina fixed today, or lose sight in that eye. :mellow:

 
kevzilla said:
Just got a text from my GB. An eye specialist told him he could get his detached retina fixed today, or lose sight in that eye. :mellow:
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Yeah, that's nothing to screw around with. My sister had it years ago and when she called her doctor to describe the symptoms, he told her to get to the ER immediately.

 
Fat ******* told my grandpa today that if gramps gives him $47,000, Fat ******* will move to Lexington and never bother gramps again.

 
krista4 said:
Fat ******* told my grandpa today that if gramps gives him $47,000, Fat ******* will move to Lexington and never bother gramps again.
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Tell him that if he runs a 10 minute mile, without dropping dead, you'll make it an even 50k

 
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Guy I work with was strapping a kayak (not a euphmism) to the roof of his car and the bungee cord slipped and hit him square in the left eye. He's blind in that eye now.

Don't #### around with your eyeballs, people.

 
tommyboy said:
My first visit to wisconsin 7 yrs ago i stopped at a gas station, go inside to grab a snack and in the middle of the store is one of those heated roller things you see at 7-11 with 2 day old hot dogs.

But there were no hot dogs, and this particular roller was 3 times bigger than those wimpy 7-11 ones. This roller had pretty much every type of sausage you could imagine. But the one that caught my eye, id never seen before (or even imagined as a possibility). It looked like a huge almond roca, but instead of almond and roca it was chicken and cheese and bread crumbs. Some guy in Wisconsin came up with the idea to take a hunk of cheese, roll it in minced chicken, then roll that in bread crumbs, then sit it on a heated roller for hours. Then when you take a bite you burn the #### out of your mouth but you keep eating cuz its awesome.

Then i loved wisconsin forever
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Still have em at Kwik Trips. And they are pretty good.

 
General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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Oh! And I'm 99% sure this actually was a Playboy Party Joke from the early 80s, you fraud.
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I laughed

:shrug:

 
Mr.Pack said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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Oh! And I'm 99% sure this actually was a Playboy Party Joke from the early 80s, you fraud.
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I laughed :shrug:
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So it's settled.

 
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