GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This just gets better and better.

Happens to the best of us.

Asians?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

It evolved into something quite strange.

Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?

I have no idea what this means.

You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?

I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

How about we do this on a slow day....for those that follow Ron's thread, give us a summary. Same with the BBQ thread. I don't want to wade through it all. I have hollllllllllllliday cards to reprint.

Recent highlight is probably some girl spitting Rons seed on an impotent cripples junk

Or him getting peed on and his butthole probed in a shower orgy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

It evolved into something quite strange.

Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?

I have no idea what this means.

You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?

I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

How about we do this on a slow day....for those that follow Ron's thread, give us a summary. Same with the BBQ thread. I don't want to wade through it all. I have hollllllllllllliday cards to reprint.

Me too.

BBQ thread = there was some giant bracket set up by god-knows-who (radio station?) to decide who makes the best BBQ in New Orleans. Tipsy asked the FFA to help him win. Eventually it became "serious business" when it came to voting. I think I saw that they actually shut down the contest for a day when it became obvious that some nefarious #### was going on. I paid attention for about a day.

Oh and I would go and vote against Tipsy a couple of times a day just out of principle.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

 

[General Malaise]

It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

It evolved into something quite strange.

Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?

I have no idea what this means.

You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?

I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

How about we do this on a slow day....for those that follow Ron's thread, give us a summary. Same with the BBQ thread. I don't want to wade through it all. I have hollllllllllllliday cards to reprint.

Recent highlight is probably some girl spitting Rons seed on an impotent cripples junk

Or him getting peed on and his butthole probed in a shower orgy

And people believe this to be true? Or is it just his personal Penthouse Forum?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

I'm waiting for Kermit Ruffins to weigh in.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

 

[General Malaise]

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

Should I start at the beginning?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

Should I start at the beginning?

No

 

[kevzilla]

This just gets better and better.

Happens to the best of us.

Asians?

SUPPLIES!

 

[Drifter]

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

Should I start at the beginning?

First post actually has links to all the storytelling posts so you don't need to wade through the rest of the garbage.

 

[Limp Ditka]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

And yet this thing is pushing 5 months.

I'm probably being a bit hypocritical here since I've spent about 6 years deciding who to vote for in the EAT OFF.

 

[Frostillicus]

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

Should I start at the beginning?

First post actually has links to all the storytelling posts so you don't need to wade through the rest of the garbage.

I want to believe it's real

Even if it's not it's typically well written and entertaining. Certainly better than the political dumb####ery thread of the week

Should I start at the beginning?

First post actually has links to all the storytelling posts so you don't need to wade through the rest of the garbage.

Yeah go to the first post and just hit all his updates. If it's fake, it's spectacularly done.

 

[Frostillicus]

This just gets better and better.

Happens to the best of us.

Asians?

Hello.

 

[Sammy3469]

This just gets better and better.

Happens to the best of us.

Asians?

Hello.

Herro

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This just gets better and better.

Happens to the best of us.

Asians?

Hello.

From the.....http://i.imgur.com/6WtjIi0.jpg

 

[GroveDiesel]

It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

It evolved into something quite strange.

Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?

I have no idea what this means.

You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?

I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

How about we do this on a slow day....for those that follow Ron's thread, give us a summary. Same with the BBQ thread. I don't want to wade through it all. I have hollllllllllllliday cards to reprint.

Recent highlight is probably some girl spitting Rons seed on an impotent cripples junkOr him getting peed on and his butthole probed in a shower orgy

Go on...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

It evolved into something quite strange.

Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?

I have no idea what this means.

You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?

I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

Bad CEO imo

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE!!!!!


Let's Do This!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Sorry for sharkpooling it up here, but how do your leagues handle ties in the playoffs?

most leagues use highest scoring bench player I think.

higher seed.

bench makes no sense at all

 

[Drifter]

We used to use whichever team's defense allowed the fewest real world points that week.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Sorry for sharkpooling it up here, but how do your leagues handle ties in the playoffs?

most leagues use highest scoring bench player I think.

higher seed.

bench makes no sense at all

this is what we use in my main league...regular season only goes to 1st tiebreak and if still a tie it's a tie

1) Total TD's scored by starters.

2) (if playoffs) Total points scored by Starting QB.

3) (if playoffs) Total points scored by Starting Defense.

4) (if playoffs) Better regular season record.

5) (if playoffs) Better regular season point total.

 

[General Malaise]

We used to use whichever team's defense allowed the fewest real world points that week.

Plot Twist: It's an IDP league.

 

[Drifter]

:mindblown:

 

[UOFI_316]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

And yet this thing is pushing 5 months.

I'm probably being a bit hypocritical here since I've spent about 6 years deciding who to vote for in the EAT OFF.

When it started it was a list of 50-60 places, top 32 vote getters made it into a bracket tourny. Each round lasted for like 3 weeks. The first round McClures won like 1000-15, the second round I think the final score was like 30k-25k. At one point the other place was getting hundreds of votes a minute for an hour than nothing till the next day. As far as I know all the McClures votes were legit (in that they were individual votes cast every minute), the site kept crashing and both places were accused of cheating. Tipsy emailed the site running it and threatened to sue him for libel. Vote was back on. Next round it was back to McClures winning 1000-15. Now in the finals and it looks like the other place is running another script to vote. People assume it is an FBGer who is just ####### with him. Oh, and one of the final four places went bankrupt before this thing even started.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

RPGLibrary dice roll, imo

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

And yet this thing is pushing 5 months.

I'm probably being a bit hypocritical here since I've spent about 6 years deciding who to vote for in the EAT OFF.

When it started it was a list of 50-60 places, top 32 vote getters made it into a bracket tourny. Each round lasted for like 3 weeks. The first round McClures won like 1000-15, the second round I think the final score was like 30k-25k. At one point the other place was getting hundreds of votes a minute for an hour than nothing till the next day. As far as I know all the McClures votes were legit (in that they were individual votes cast every minute), the site kept crashing and both places were accused of cheating. Tipsy emailed the site running it and threatened to sue him for libel. Vote was back on. Next round it was back to McClures winning 1000-15. Now in the finals and it looks like the other place is running another script to vote. People assume it is an FBGer who is just ####### with him. Oh, and one of the final four places went bankrupt before this thing even started.

Tanner>hey

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Backyard cage match with sprinkler keys and trashcan lids.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

That site is probably loving all of the clicks.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Sorry for sharkpooling it up here, but how do your leagues handle ties in the playoffs?

most leagues use highest scoring bench player I think.

higher seed.

bench makes no sense at all

That is ####ed up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

And yet this thing is pushing 5 months.

I'm probably being a bit hypocritical here since I've spent about 6 years deciding who to vote for in the EAT OFF.

When it started it was a list of 50-60 places, top 32 vote getters made it into a bracket tourny. Each round lasted for like 3 weeks. The first round McClures won like 1000-15, the second round I think the final score was like 30k-25k. At one point the other place was getting hundreds of votes a minute for an hour than nothing till the next day. As far as I know all the McClures votes were legit (in that they were individual votes cast every minute), the site kept crashing and both places were accused of cheating. Tipsy emailed the site running it and threatened to sue him for libel. Vote was back on. Next round it was back to McClures winning 1000-15. Now in the finals and it looks like the other place is running another script to vote. People assume it is an FBGer who is just ####### with him. Oh, and one of the final four places went bankrupt before this thing even started.

Tanner>hey

I am not tech savvy enough to do that. Although I did install Nexflix without any help.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

And yet this thing is pushing 5 months.

I'm probably being a bit hypocritical here since I've spent about 6 years deciding who to vote for in the EAT OFF.

When it started it was a list of 50-60 places, top 32 vote getters made it into a bracket tourny. Each round lasted for like 3 weeks. The first round McClures won like 1000-15, the second round I think the final score was like 30k-25k. At one point the other place was getting hundreds of votes a minute for an hour than nothing till the next day. As far as I know all the McClures votes were legit (in that they were individual votes cast every minute), the site kept crashing and both places were accused of cheating. Tipsy emailed the site running it and threatened to sue him for libel. Vote was back on. Next round it was back to McClures winning 1000-15. Now in the finals and it looks like the other place is running another script to vote. People assume it is an FBGer who is just ####### with him. Oh, and one of the final four places went bankrupt before this thing even started.

Tanner>hey

I am not tech savvy enough to do that. Although I did install Nexflix without any help.

Yeah, I love the idea/shtick of it, but there's no way I'd put any effort into it.

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry for sharkpooling it up here, but how do your leagues handle ties in the playoffs?

most leagues use highest scoring bench player I think.

higher seed.

bench makes no sense at all

That is ####ed up.

Pretty sure NFL scoring changes that happen on Wed/Thu will make all of this irrelevant.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/odEvwVC.jpg

 

[krista4]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

 

[krista4]

The Bad CEO became Tom in Albany became Arizona Ron. I feel like there was one more between Bad CEO and Tom in Albany that I'm forgetting. I like him generally but have no interest in that thread.

 

[El Floppo]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

I honestly assumed that was schtick, along with the gotta win hyperbole.

then again... this place and all- always makes an ### out of me with an a in front.

 

[UOFI_316]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

In the beginning I am not sure anyone realized that each round was going to be weeks on end. I voted some in the early rounds and have just followed since then. When the early bot/script was going against us I asked a buddy who does programming to see if he could come up with a script to vote. He looked into it and said the coding on the site is so ####ed up there is no way to do it.

 

[krista4]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

In the beginning I am not sure anyone realized that each round was going to be weeks on end. I voted some in the early rounds and have just followed since then. When the early bot/script was going against us I asked a buddy who does programming to see if he could come up with a script to vote. He looked into it and said the coding on the site is so ####ed up there is no way to do it.

Oh yeah, in the beginning I could see why some people would throw votes in there. It's just gone on forever now.

 

[El Floppo]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

In the beginning I am not sure anyone realized that each round was going to be weeks on end. I voted some in the early rounds and have just followed since then. When the early bot/script was going against us I asked a buddy who does programming to see if he could come up with a script to vote. He looked into it and said the coding on the site is so ####ed up there is no way to do it.

Oh yeah, in the beginning I could see why some people would throw votes in there. It's just gone on forever now.

I'm still voting. as you say- Tipsy's good people.

 

[Chemical X]

i vote against people Who come here begging For votes. i am also less than fond of The *Official* thread shtick. i prefer unofficial. not sure what makes it official other than being an attention whore.

 

[krista4]

Was just cleaning up my Amazon address book and saw Tremendous Upside's address in there. Couldn't delete it. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That Willie Nelson podcast thing is shtick, right?

No. It really is music superstar Willie Nelson doing podcasts just for the FFA.

 

[Chemical X]

i vote against people Who come here begging For votes. i am also less than fond of The *Official* thread shtick. i prefer unofficial. not sure what makes it official other than being an attention whore.

Your face officially sucks.

is this really official? can I vote for you? do you need thoughts and prayers?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

That Willie Nelson podcast thing is shtick, right?

Neslon

 

[cosjobs]

That Willie Nelson podcast thing is shtick, right?

Neslon

Yeah. I know it's not the singer, but the whole podcast thing...

Pocdast

 

[shuke]

i vote against people Who come here begging For votes. i am also less than fond of The *Official* thread shtick. i prefer unofficial. not sure what makes it official other than being an attention whore.

***OFFICIAL*** is what makes it official.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

big fan of McClure's but I don't see the point in wasting more than a few minutes on some internet vote that nobody will ever care about.

This is where I am - well, I haven't been to McClure's but I'm a fan of tipsy. I don't understand the guys in there who are spending their days voting from multiple devices, etc. Just plain weird.

In the beginning I am not sure anyone realized that each round was going to be weeks on end. I voted some in the early rounds and have just followed since then. When the early bot/script was going against us I asked a buddy who does programming to see if he could come up with a script to vote. He looked into it and said the coding on the site is so ####ed up there is no way to do it.

Oh yeah, in the beginning I could see why some people would throw votes in there. It's just gone on forever now.

I'm still voting. as you say- Tipsy's good people.

Gurl, you crazy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Need more chemx in my life again. How can we make this happen?

 

[Chemical X]

come to chat?