GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

I'm really naive about the beetus.... but glad to hear that GM son is doing ok.

what does this mean for him moving forward? curious about the day-to-day.

just googled people with it... is he doomed to a cutleresque failure of a life? or does it mean he gets to have a completely awesome stache like catfish hunter? or maybe break the race barrier like jackie robinson, but albino style? or waste his life as a supreme court justice like sonia sotomayor?

all the best to you guys.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

Are you being punished?

 

[kevzilla]

Come on, man. Cooper will never be as punchable as Jay Cutler.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

just googled people with it... is he doomed to a cutleresque failure of a life? or does it mean he gets to have a completely awesome stache like catfish hunter? or maybe break the race barrier like jackie robinson, but albino style? or waste his life as a supreme court justice like sonia sotomayor?

You Googled "diuhbeetus" and didn't get a single hit for Wilford Brimley?

Either the internet is broken or you did something wrong.

Come on, man. Cooper will never be as punchable as Jay Cutler.

Could anyone be? I don't even care about Chicago sports and I want to punch him

 

[Guster]

I mentioned before about how my family sucks at group texting.

This AM my mom sends out her daily "I'm still alive" text. Actually she had my great nephew send it:

Mom cell: French toast and bacon at grandmas send it send it love jack

Then there are the obligatory 3 texts from my brothers and sister "sounds yummy, Jack" ##ckers

30 mins later my brother (single, no kids) asks if anybody wants to see Star Wars in 3D on Xmas day. Other brother replies that his family will be hosting a bunch of people at his house so "no". Sister replies saying the exact same thing. I reply "thanks but no thanks". That pretty much covers all family members since heads of households replied.

Son of a ##### then sends out a completely new group text about going to see SW that now includes all of our spouses and kids. JFC.

Beerkid sends me this "GOD DAMIT IM IN A FAMILY GROUP CHAT NOW!

I laugh and tell him "welcome to my hell". And then I tell him "ask to be removed, seriously".

He comes back with "I don't even want to reply. If I do, they win."

This all sounds ####ing horrible.

I've just posted the tip of the black iceberg, mon frayer.

Turn off text notifications. Check every hour or two, or daily, whatever level you are comfortable severing. Read the ones of interest, ignore the rest. Break the shackles, man.

Unfortunately that would prevent me from getting texts that are actually important.

like pics of boots of PBR from Bakersfield!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

"And he reads Newsweek instead of nothing!" -- Lisa Simpson

 

[BobbyLayne]

Last 10 days have been one jolt after another.

Spoiler

• Buried a good friend last Friday. 39 years old, he left a job printing money at Goldman Sachs to work for Sony, then after two years started his own artist management company. Last time i spoke to him he had just returned from his 2nd pilgrimage to Burning Man. He's single and I'm pretty busy so we haven't been hanging out, but we worked a bunch of 16 hour days together during the dot com explosion/implosion ('99-'00.) Mostly a FB/IG friend lately. No one knows what happened or why, but he fell (or jumped) from his balcony December 13.
• My best friend's sister, 44, died after a long bout with cancer. More of a peripheral friend but heartbreaking. Two children, 8 and 5. Not looking forward to the Shiva visit today.
• Found out this morning one of my early career mentors died yesterday. He's been awaiting a heart transplant.

All 3 younger than me.

Life is fragile.

 

[Annyong]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

I need to know more.

is this a table made out of legos? or just a table for your kid to make the legos?

I've seen your work, so either way I know it's going to be pretty kickass.

eta:

interesting...

kickass.

#######.

lardass.

fatass

dickass

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eta2: ######## is censored. ok.

eta2: ##########. dumb behind is censored whether it's spelled a-r-s-e or a-s-s. ok.

Nothing crazy or creative. Basically a coffee table maybe from 4x4's with Lego base plates glued to the top

 

[El Floppo]

Last 10 days have been one jolt after another.

Spoiler

• Buried a good friend last Friday. 39 years old, he left a job printing money at Goldman Sachs to work for Sony, then after two years started his own artist management company. Last time i spoke to him he had just returned from his 2nd pilgrimage to Burning Man. He's single and I'm pretty busy so we haven't been hanging out, but we worked a bunch of 16 hour days together during the dot com explosion/implosion ('99-'00.) Mostly a FB/IG friend lately. No one knows what happened or why, but he fell (or jumped) from his balcony December 13.
• My best friend's sister, 44, died after a long bout with cancer. More of a peripheral friend but heartbreaking. Two children, 8 and 5. Not looking forward to the Shiva visit today.
• Found out this morning one of my early career mentors died yesterday. He's been awaiting a heart transplant.

All 3 younger than me.

Life is fragile.

damn, gb- so sorry to hear about all of that. ugh.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

I need to know more.

is this a table made out of legos? or just a table for your kid to make the legos?

I've seen your work, so either way I know it's going to be pretty kickass.

eta:

interesting...

kickass.

#######.

lardass.

fatass

dickass

###

eta2: ######## is censored. ok.

eta2: ##########. dumb behind is censored whether it's spelled a-r-s-e or a-s-s. ok.

Nothing crazy or creative. Basically a coffee table maybe from 4x4's with Lego base plates glued to the top

on castors? no base plates on the sides, just in case he wants to go nutty?

 

[Annyong]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

I need to know more.

is this a table made out of legos? or just a table for your kid to make the legos?

I've seen your work, so either way I know it's going to be pretty kickass.

eta:

interesting...

kickass.

#######.

lardass.

fatass

dickass

###

eta2: ######## is censored. ok.

eta2: ##########. dumb behind is censored whether it's spelled a-r-s-e or a-s-s. ok.

Nothing crazy or creative. Basically a coffee table maybe from 4x4's with Lego base plates glued to the top

on castors? no base plates on the sides, just in case he wants to go nutty?

I was going to put castors on it, but decided not to. They would just roll it around and climb on crap if they could. This thing is heavy as hell, so it's not breaking or going anywhere. Putting them on the sides is funny. Maybe when they graduate fr Duplo Blocks I'll make one like that, and a little more aesthetically pleasing.

 

[cosjobs]

Casters

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

gm, i hate you with all my heart, but T & P to your family and cooper. 2014 and 2015 have been awful bad years for me, but a sick child always reminds me that things are much worse for so many others. if there is something charitable i can do, please let me know. i already have your ex wife's address.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

castor oil?

 

[El Floppo]

how I've always spelled it. casters are people who cast things, IMO.

googled it... goes both ways apparently. like annyong.

 

[bentley]

Joe Jamail, major Longhorn donor and lead agitator in one of the great depositions of al time, died today.

RIP Joe

http://youtu.be/ISW3_KT5PeY

 

[Ignoramus]

Urologist appointment was this morning. I asked about a scalpelless procedure and he kind of stammered that "due to the... uh smaller... uh area of my testes" he'll have to use the scalpel.

I shudder to think how tiny my weiner would look if I had a normal-sized ballsack.

http://www.picturejockey.com/pblog/2009/5/images/tennis-ball.jpg

 

[Ignoramus]

TPW for the Malaises.

This.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

gm, i hate you with all my heart, but T & P to your family and cooper. 2014 and 2015 have been awful bad years for me, but a sick child always reminds me that things are much worse for so many others. if there is something charitable i can do, please let me know. i already have your ex wife's address.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm not around much these days but I hope you all enjoy your upcoming days off.

 

[Annyong]

This will be the last time I take Christmas week off, I think. Basically she's been going out shopping everyday and night. Stupid.

 

[General Malaise]

gm, i hate you with all my heart, but T & P to your family and cooper. 2014 and 2015 have been awful bad years for me, but a sick child always reminds me that things are much worse for so many others. if there is something charitable i can do, please let me know. i already have your ex wife's address.

GB X

 

[Ignoramus]

Casters

THANK YOU.

 

[heckmanm]

Casters

Casters?

 

[Mr.Pack]

David Johnson ended my FF season last night. Of all the weeks for him to have a career game.

Same here.

We're twins!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I mentioned before about how my family sucks at group texting.This AM my mom sends out her daily "I'm still alive" text. Actually she had my great nephew send it:Mom cell: French toast and bacon at grandmas send it send it love jackThen there are the obligatory 3 texts from my brothers and sister "sounds yummy, Jack" ##ckers30 mins later my brother (single, no kids) asks if anybody wants to see Star Wars in 3D on Xmas day. Other brother replies that his family will be hosting a bunch of people at his house so "no". Sister replies saying the exact same thing. I reply "thanks but no thanks". That pretty much covers all family members since heads of households replied.Son of a ##### then sends out a completely new group text about going to see SW that now includes all of our spouses and kids. JFC.Beerkid sends me this "GOD DAMIT IM IN A FAMILY GROUP CHAT NOW!I laugh and tell him "welcome to my hell". And then I tell him "ask to be removed, seriously".He comes back with "I don't even want to reply. If I do, they win."

This all sounds ####ing horrible.

I've just posted the tip of the black iceberg, mon frayer.

Turn off text notifications. Check every hour or two, or daily, whatever level you are comfortable severing. Read the ones of interest, ignore the rest. Break the shackles, man.

Unfortunately that would prevent me from getting texts that are actually important.

like pics of boots of PBR from Bakersfield!

Exactly...and the same cat cartoon homer sends me once a month.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Last 10 days have been one jolt after another.

Oof, sorry to hear, BL. :(

 

[Aerial Assault]

how I've always spelled it. casters are people who cast things, IMO.

googled it... goes both ways apparently. like annyong.

nice call, El Floopo

 

[Aerial Assault]

Caster for your furniture

 

[JaxBill]

Last 10 days have been one jolt after another.

Life is fragile.

Sorry for your loss but agree with your sentiment.

 

[Ignoramus]

how I've always spelled it. casters are people who cast things, IMO.

googled it... goes both ways apparently. like annyong.

I don't think anyone is debating that castor is indeed a word. It's just not the word for wheels at the bottom of furniture.

 

[shuke]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

Was the store out of good beer?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Anyone else doing a long drive today or tomorrow?

I'm working a few hours today and then making a 9 hour trek to SC. Then an 8 hour drive tomorrow.

I'm taking suggestions on good podcasts, iHeart stations or Sirius XM stations.

i had to run to the grocery store twice because I bought the wrong kind of cheese so I feel your pain

 

[mr roboto]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

OMG I'm going to Chicago on Saturday!

 

[El Floppo]

how I've always spelled it. casters are people who cast things, IMO.

googled it... goes both ways apparently. like annyong.

I don't think anyone is debating that castor is indeed a word. It's just not the word for wheels at the bottom of furniture.

• Caster (or Castor), an undriven, single, double, or compound wheel

eta: really looks like it's half of one, six dozen of the other here... let's just all agree and move on.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I would estimate that between Xmas eve and Xmas day I have to drive a total of 6 miles.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/RhBPVFT.jpg

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Testing out cocktails for a New Year's Day cocktail contest

 

[Guster]

Testing out cocktails for a New Year's Day cocktail contest

what kind of cock are you using?

 

[Aerial Assault]

how I've always spelled it. casters are people who cast things, IMO.

googled it... goes both ways apparently. like annyong.

I don't think anyone is debating that castor is indeed a word. It's just not the word for wheels at the bottom of furniture.

• Caster (or Castor), an undriven, single, double, or compound wheel

eta: really looks like it's half of one, six dozen of the other here... let's just all agree and move on.

MOAR CASTOR DISCUSSION

 

[mr roboto]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

OMG I'm going to Chicago on Saturday!

Let's go play with Legos at Annoyng's house!

 

[Aerial Assault]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

OMG I'm going to Chicago on Saturday!

Let's go play with Legos at Annoyng's house!

acceptable variant

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

OMG I'm going to Chicago on Saturday!

Let's go play with Legos at Annoyng's house!

I like to ask Rude to do stuff and then have him ignore me every year. Its tradition.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Driving to Chicago from Minnesota on Saturday. 6 hours. Sirius XM for the wife and I, iPad and movies for the kids.

OMG I'm going to Chicago on Saturday!

Let's go play with Legos at Annoyng's house!

I like to ask Rude to do stuff and then have him ignore me every year. Its tradition.

butt stuff?

I wish.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just kidding Rude! Don't ditch me again over this!

 

[cosjobs]

Casters

Casters?

Future career opportunity for mrs. Frosty?

 

[cosjobs]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

I need to know more.

is this a table made out of legos? or just a table for your kid to make the legos?

I've seen your work, so either way I know it's going to be pretty kickass.

eta:

interesting...

kickass.

#######.

lardass.

fatass

dickass

###

eta2: ######## is censored. ok.

eta2: ##########. dumb behind is censored whether it's spelled a-r-s-e or a-s-s. ok.

Nothing crazy or creative. Basically a coffee table maybe from 4x4's with Lego base plates glued to the top

Pure genyous

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just kidding Rude! Don't ditch me again over this!

you guys always seem to pick spots that are a bit too fancy for me, but I'll effort a meet up somewhere this year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm finishing up my boy's Lego table today. Might have a couple Busch Lights while doing so.

I need to know more.

is this a table made out of legos? or just a table for your kid to make the legos?

I've seen your work, so either way I know it's going to be pretty kickass.

eta:

interesting...

kickass.

#######.

lardass.

fatass

dickass

###

eta2: ######## is censored. ok.

eta2: ##########. dumb behind is censored whether it's spelled a-r-s-e or a-s-s. ok.

Nothing crazy or creative. Basically a coffee table maybe from 4x4's with Lego base plates glued to the top

Maybe from 4x4s. Maybe. They could be 2x4s. It could also be a milk crate maybe with a piece cardboard ziptied to it. Maybe.