GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Binky The Doormat]

And one of them was the kid from the Jetsons?

His boy Elroy ...Jane ...his wife ...duh, duh, da-duh-da!!! ...then sax solo

 

[General Malaise]

Wait now I want to give some likes to Bobs story. Damn.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Apparently crawling under the covers of a freshly made bed is a big deal

But it feels sooooooooooooo good.

BUT SHE JUST MADE IT!!!!!! AND I MESSED IT UP!!!!!note: nobody will see the bed until she goes to sleep tonight

And don't get me started on the 'decorative' pillows.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Nice of you to put that guy out of his misery, Bob

 

[Guster]

Oh and Guster. I actually have your Tom Waits painting all drawn out. Just need to actually paint it.

No matter what anyone else is saying, I still think you're good people

 

[tommyboy]

merry christmas GM, hope 2016 is better! merry christmas to all of you. now i get to host my dysfunctional families the next two days and off for a week of skiing. can't wait to get the #### out of Portland

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Ima try to put something on Randy's tab.

 

[heckmanm]

St Louis Bob is both my favorite Bob and my favorite thing from St Louis (even better than gooey butter cake)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get carried away here, 'k?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think we can say with confidence that SLB is better than Imo's.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wait now I want to give some likes to Bobs story. Damn.

I might have one left....... proxy-like!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wait now I want to give some likes to Bobs story. Damn.

I might have one left....... proxy-like!

Crap. I had already liked the good post he made, but I liked one of the others in your name.

 

[El Floppo]

You are good people... between that slb story and annyongs art, I think I'm girded up for the inlaws.

Happy hokidays all. May peace, health and grace hit you all in the nads, etc.

 

[Guster]

At the gf's dad's place. Drunk. She's napping on my lap while I tap into bottle of wine #3 for the day #ysrlyfe

 

[Annyong]

At the gf's dad's place. Drunk. She's napping on my lap while I tap into bottle of wine #3 for the day #ysrlyfe

I'm drinking some goofy alcoholic root beer and texting Guster pictures of my balls.

 

[Drifter]

Wife is mad at me because I didn't act like I won the lottery when my MIL gave me the 2nd Carbon Monoxide detector she's given me in the last 4 years.

 

[Annyong]

Wife is mad at me because I didn't act like I won the lottery when my MIL gave me the 2nd Carbon Monoxide detector she's given me in the last 4 years.

lol. That's an awesome gift. Pretty sure she hates you.

 

[Annyong]

I bought my FIL tickets to some thing called Drum Wars. I had an opportunity to get him last row in the corner. Should've done it.

 

[Guster]

At the gf's dad's place. Drunk. She's napping on my lap while I tap into bottle of wine #3 for the day #ysrlyfe

I'm drinking some goofy alcoholic root beer and texting Guster pictures of my balls.

You mean that wasn't a picture of Santa's bag full of presents???

 

[Annyong]

At the gf's dad's place. Drunk. She's napping on my lap while I tap into bottle of wine #3 for the day #ysrlyfe

I'm drinking some goofy alcoholic root beer and texting Guster pictures of my balls.

You mean that wasn't a picture of Santa's bag full of presents???

http://i.imgur.com/KAWRYbg.jpg

 

[Annyong]

I need to sober up after this drink. Put on pants too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I need to sober up after this drink. Put on pants too.

ALL MY DISLIKES!!!!!!

 

[Annyong]

I need to sober up after this drink. Put on pants too.

ALL MY DISLIKES!!!!!!

Need to sober up so I can drink like 12 miller lites with the FIL tonight. Ew.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I need to sober up after this drink. Put on pants too.

ALL MY DISLIKES!!!!!!

Need to sober up so I can drink like 12 miller lites with the FIL tonight. Ew.

omg! im going to drink like 12 miller lites with my fil tonight too!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Currently working on this old timey elf thing painting with my boys. They do all the painting and I draw it out to make it look like something. Their Grandma loves these things. http://i.imgur.com/0Y9nXLk.jpg

Oh and Guster. I actually have your Tom Waits painting all drawn out. Just need to actually paint it.

We need to talk if we're both ever sober (HAHAHA) at the same time.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Going to my wife's cousins

They got rid of over the air TV (so no local, cable, etc...only Netflix)

At least they'll have beer

Oh and if anyone is following along this is the same cousin who served hamburgers a few months back without the option of cheese because they "weren't doing dairy anymore"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to my wife's cousins

They got rid of over the air TV (so no local, cable, etc...only Netflix)

At least they'll have beer

Oh and if anyone is following along this is the same cousin who served hamburgers a few months back without the option of cheese because they "weren't doing dairy anymore"

Take a dump on the living room floor and tell them "I'm not doing toilets anymore".

 

[Ignoramus]

Currently working on this old timey elf thing painting with my boys. They do all the painting and I draw it out to make it look like something. Their Grandma loves these things. http://i.imgur.com/0Y9nXLk.jpg

Rules

Indeed it does.

Continuing with the theme of drawing on the picture to make it looks like something, I thought it would be funny to draw dongers on the picture wherever I saw them but then I figured that would be a mean thing to do to such a sweet drawing that the kids' grandmother loves so much.

 

[Annyong]

Going to my wife's cousins

They got rid of over the air TV (so no local, cable, etc...only Netflix)

At least they'll have beer

Oh and if anyone is following along this is the same cousin who served hamburgers a few months back without the option of cheese because they "weren't doing dairy anymore"

Take a dump on the living room floor and tell them "I'm not doing toilets anymore".

And bring your own beer. They might not be doing alcohol anymore.

 

[Annyong]

Speaking of being a lardsss, I got my old lady a gym membership and new gym clothes for Christmas. Let's see how this plays out.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Would someone like to explain to my wife that you don't need to call the Chinese restaurant to see if they are open on Christmas Eve?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Would someone like to explain to my wife that you don't need to call the Chinese restaurant to see if they are open on Christmas Eve?

No. No, I would not like to explain something to somebody else's wife.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>HFFL matchups not showing for me. I don't have anything tonight, and I know you have more important things to do, but could you take a look later? Thanks.

FFL: PLAYOFF WEEK 3No games have been scheduled for
this week of your fantasy season.

 

[Sammy3469]

Would someone like to explain to my wife that you don't need to call the Chinese restaurant to see if they are open on Christmas Eve?

She must not know any New York City Jews

 

[Osaurus]

I like those shirts cougars wear: "Champagne is my spirit animal". Happy Christmas and merry New Year all.

 

[bentley]

I need to sober up after this drink. Put on pants too.

ALL MY DISLIKES!!!!!!

Need to sober up so I can drink like 12 miller lites with the FIL tonight. Ew.

omg! im going to drink like 12 miller lites with my fil tonight too!

I just drank 12 Miller Lites with my dear old dad. It's like we are all family!!!!!!!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Speaking of being a lardsss, I got my old lady a gym membership and new gym clothes for Christmas. Let's see how this plays out.

Please periscope this

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Speaking of being a lardsss, I got my old lady a gym membership and new gym clothes for Christmas. Let's see how this plays out.

Please periscope this

Yeah, I am pretty sure I saw a picture of you once annoying and didn't remember seeing you with a braided ponytail and "love/hate" knuckle tats.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I just watched Django Unchained. God knows why, but I thought it would actually make sense. At least Jim Croce got a shout-out.

 

[Chemical X]

gb no family and no plans......

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Speaking of being a lardsss, I got my old lady a gym membership and new gym clothes for Christmas. Let's see how this plays out.

Not well?

 

[Ignoramus]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Welcome to the 'no crying = a wonderful night' calculus of a new parent!!!What's fortified wine?

Also, I'm gonna be in The Woodlands Jan 11-12. How boring is it up there after say 9pm on a Minday night?

 

[Ignoramus]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Oh wait. Turns out I just had The Hold Steady blasting in my headphones really loud.

I am still drunk though, so that's a big plus.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Fortified wine is where some spirit is added. Most well-known are probably port and sherry

 

[Ignoramus]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Welcome to the 'no crying = a wonderful night' calculus of a new parent!!!What's fortified wine?

Also, I'm gonna be in The Woodlands Jan 11-12. How boring is it up there after say 9pm on a Minday night?

Thanks, GB. Not ready to call it a whole night of no crying, but today/this evening has definitely been better than the previous couple of nights. I always remind myself that it could be worse (twins!).

Fortified wine is a wine to which a spirit is added. Port, Sherry and vermouth are some other examples of fortified wines.

I don't know much about the Woodlands, but I have a good friend that lives up there and will get you some Monday evening recommendations. It's the 'burbs for sure but it's master-planned community (whatever that means) so they have a pretty cool shopping/dining/drinking area. The 11th is my first day back to work, so it might be kind of tough for me to make it up there to get together, especially after 9pm, Any chance you're free earlier?

 

[mr roboto]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Welcome to the 'no crying = a wonderful night' calculus of a new parent!!!What's fortified wine?

Also, I'm gonna be in The Woodlands Jan 11-12. How boring is it up there after say 9pm on a Minday night?

Thanks, GB. Not ready to call it a whole night of no crying, but today/this evening has definitely been better than the previous couple of nights. I always remind myself that it could be worse (twins!).Fortified wine is a wine to which a spirit is added. Port, Sherry and vermouth are some other examples of fortified wines.

I don't know much about the Woodlands, but I have a good friend that lives up there and will get you some Monday evening recommendations. It's the 'burbs for sure but it's master-planned community (whatever that means) so they have a pretty cool shopping/dining/drinking area. The 11th is my first day back to work, so it might be kind of tough for me to make it up there to get together, especially after 9pm, Any chance you're free earlier?

No, and the exact itinerary is TBD at this point. Congrats again. It's a tough road but IMO the greatest joys come from fatherhood.

Just think in 19 years you could have a free beer hookup like OPM.

 

[kevzilla]

Jan 11th is the night of the national championship game, just saying.

 

[Abraham]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Welcome to the 'no crying = a wonderful night' calculus of a new parent!!!What's fortified wine?

Also, I'm gonna be in The Woodlands Jan 11-12. How boring is it up there after say 9pm on a Minday night?

Grew up there. Left as fast as I could.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't usually like fortified wines but I am really, really enjoying a Madeira right now. That, plus a newborn that isn't crying his head off is making this a pret-tay, pret-tay sweet evening thus far.

Welcome to the 'no crying = a wonderful night' calculus of a new parent!!!What's fortified wine?

Also, I'm gonna be in The Woodlands Jan 11-12. How boring is it up there after say 9pm on a Minday night?

Grew up there. Left as fast as I could.

So they ran you out?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Merry Festivus, GMTANners