GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[BobbyLayne]

#SantaIssues

- by now he should probably be aware she prefers sweet flavored candy canes over mint.

- last year he wrote a note back; this year he simply took the note. disturbing inconsistency.

Tell her he doesn't appreciate done snotty little girl judging his profession. Ask her how she'd like to deliver presents to 1billion kids on 6 continents and have to remember every ####### kids candy cane preferences.

Per noradsanta.org:7,281,439,471

Which she should be know as she spent a good hour on he iPad following him around South America, Greenland, the Atlantic Provinces, et al.

Also had discussion on Santa's inability to keep track of lists.

"Yeah but I didn't ask for a Dream Dazzlers Color Dazzle Styling head."

[aside - it's creepy]

http://www.google.com/shopping/product/13417837199210763672?lsf=seller:1324698,store:3000324761386291644&prds=oid:9028604235898874801&q=dream+dazzlers&hl=en&ei=rMx9VoiWIovt-AHP2JKwCQ

Actually you did. You circled it. And folded the page. And said yes when I confirmed it for Santa.

"Yeah but it wasn't on the list I read to Santa at Macy's."



Hey did you know there's a Goodwill warehouse only 4, 5 blocks away?

"Whaddayamean?"

Anyone know where one could buy a bag of coal?

 

[BobbyLayne]

You have FB memories from one year ago:

"All the wishes I wanted!

I told you. The wishes come to life and the wishes come from Santa.

- Chloe"

WTH

 

[BobbyLayne]

#1 got a Wijnaldum jersey & acted like it was the Lexus December to remember.

 

[cosjobs]

I blew the radiator on my Lexus.

It was hot.

 

[Frostillicus]

I blew the radiator on my Lexus.

It was hot.

So many jokes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Way to #### your wife, Brit Spears

 

[krista4]

Way to #### your wife, Brit Spears

Congrats to the Spearseseses.

 

[Chemical X]

gb jax

 

[eoMMan]

Some punks burned down the porta potty that was chained to a tree in front of my house at 3am last night. We have had construction the last 2 wks.

There's no porta potty, burned to the ground and the tree is black and probably dead. Merry Christmas

Start a punk rock band called Dump Stump.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Only had to take one family photo on Xmas eve. I smiled and every thing.

Although I did photobomb almost every other pic by standing just off to the side of the tree and leaning my face over at the last second.

 

[Hawks64]

Way to #### your wife, Brit Spears

Congrats to the Spearseseses.

Way to have swimmers!!!

 

[Hawks64]

Pertty shammered....yeah crimmas

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pertty shammered....yeah crimmas

This

 

[Abraham]

Standing outside by the truck drinking by myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Angel Heart.

The movie sucks, but holy balls Lisa Bonet was spectacularly hot.

 

[Frostillicus]

Standing outside by the truck drinking by myself.

Congrats or sorry

 

[Limp Ditka]

Nothing says Xmas cheer like the Mrs, passed out drunk on the basement couch and sawing Yule logs, while I'm watching The Year Without A Santa Claus

 

[General Malaise]

8am college football!

 

[krista4]

8am college football!

Is there something wrong with my TV, or is that really the way this field looks?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Me to my mother: "We doing presents amongst the larger group?"

Mom: "No"

Me: "You sure?"

Mom: "Yes"

My ####### pretentious 20-something cousins: "Can we get some help bringing in all of the presents?"

Me: "#### you"

 

[Osaurus]

8am college football!

Is there something wrong with my TV, or is that really the way this field looks?

It's trying to hide itself

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Xmas eve ate a Mexican restaurant with mom and siblings.

Xmas day ate at a suspect Chinese buffet with wife's grandmother. That afternoon ate a bunch of appetizers and drank a bunch of beer with wife and sons.

Today went to another Mexican place with siblings and stepmom.

My butthole hurts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTFU, Nana. http://i.imgur.com/VVjK4D2.gifv

 

[kevzilla]

BTFU, Nana. http://i.imgur.com/VVjK4D2.gifv

Nana has played the game, though, you can tell. Bat-signal for Zooks.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

BTFU, Nana. http://i.imgur.com/VVjK4D2.gifv

Nana has played the game, though, you can tell. Bat-signal for Zooks.

Thought we were going to see a fractured hip.

Better defense than Harden.

 

[mr roboto]

She's got some range there b

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://i.imgur.com/kJGCsNS.gifv

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'm just finishing up dinner at a place on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn. It's a small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. They've got an old-fashioned toilet. You know, the box and chain thing.

Actually actually true.

 

[Annyong]

Diners drives and ditches is in Bakersfield. 2 different places.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just finishing up dinner at a place on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn. It's a small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. They've got an old-fashioned toilet. You know, the box and chain thing.

Actually actually true.

Did you come out of the toilet with just your #### in your hands?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Diners drives and ditches is in Bakersfield. 2 different places.

Which ones? I've seen the one with KC's Steakhouse and Moma Roomba's.

 

[Annyong]

Pyrenees and something else. Food network

 

[Annyong]

Athenas?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Athenas?

The fact that that place made it on the show is weird. Nobody ever talks about it. It's only 2 miles from where I work and I've never heard anyone say that they've eaten there.

 

[ScottNorwood]

https://i.imgur.com/kJGCsNS.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/QzPxCct.gifv

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Athenas?

The fact that that place made it on the show is weird. Nobody ever talks about it. It's only 2 miles from where I work and I've never heard anyone say that they've eaten there.

Do they make a Reuben burrito or something like that?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://i.imgur.com/kJGCsNS.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/QzPxCct.gifv

I NEED one of those suits

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Athenas?

The fact that that place made it on the show is weird. Nobody ever talks about it. It's only 2 miles from where I work and I've never heard anyone say that they've eaten there.

Because it's a dive?

Nah. In fact none of the places they featured from here are dives or diners or drive-ins. Guy Fiero is a liar.

 

[kevzilla]

Athenas?

The fact that that place made it on the show is weird. Nobody ever talks about it. It's only 2 miles from where I work and I've never heard anyone say that they've eaten there.

Because it's a dive?

Nah. In fact none of the places they featured from here are dives or diners or drive-ins. Guy Fiero is a liar.

I don't think that's his natural hair color, either.

 

[bentley]

Athenas?

The fact that that place made it on the show is weird. Nobody ever talks about it. It's only 2 miles from where I work and I've never heard anyone say that they've eaten there.

Because it's a dive?

Nah. In fact none of the places they featured from here are dives or diners or drive-ins. Guy Fiero is a liar.

Yeah, I think half the "diners" that he's featured in Austin are $25+ a plate New American restaurants.

 

[bostonfred]

https://i.imgur.com/kJGCsNS.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/QzPxCct.gifv

This shouldn't be nearly as funny as it is

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of Austin (keep it weird!)...

This band paid some guy off of Craigslist $25 to dance while they did a tv gig

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=72yuprTXvMI First tune is kinda catchy too.

 

[strykerpks]

Merry Christmases Jim tan. I pop in now and then, but I'm sorry I didn't get a secret santa going this year. I feel bad about that. How about a secret Dr King exchange?

Frosty my wife is having a Norwex party

How bad is this going to be?

My wife isn't one of those people but she buys a #### ton of Norwex. Actually decent products but totally not necessary. I got some after every party and got to drink the leftover wine

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Speaking of Austin (keep it weird!)...

This band paid some guy off of Craigslist $25 to dance while they did a tv gig

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=72yuprTXvMI First tune is kinda catchy too.

Those guys are good - like the dancer guy too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Merry Christmases Jim tan. I pop in now and then, but I'm sorry I didn't get a secret santa going this year. I feel bad about that. How about a secret Dr King exchange?

Frosty my wife is having a Norwex party

How bad is this going to be?

My wife isn't one of those people but she buys a #### ton of Norwex. Actually decent products but totally not necessary. I got some after every party and got to drink the leftover wine

"Radically reducing chemicals in our homes"### #### chemicals! Like water and aluminum and talc and cornstarch and sugar and baking soda...

 

[Limp Ditka]

https://i.imgur.com/kJGCsNS.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/QzPxCct.gifv

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Prediction: Steelers 87, Ravens 6

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Prediction: Steelers 87, Ravens 6

As long as all those points are funneled through Antonio Brown, I'm all for this.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Prediction: Steelers 87, Ravens 6

As long as all those points are funneled through Antonio Brown, I'm all for this.

He should get his share. The Ravens had a bad secondary when they were full strength for all of 12 seconds this year. Now, they are downright pathetic.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't think what my players do today matter much, after my opponent's TE put up 42 points at halftime. It was a run.