GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Is there any Penelope Pitstop porn? Asking for a friend.

 

[krista4]

Sorry, krista. I was all set to come in here and post about how 2015 was actually a pretty good year for me, but that doesn't do a thing for those that have experienced sorrow. Trying to be less of a jerk than usual. Hope it's green grass and high tides for everybody in 2016.

You're never a jerk. I'm glad you had a good 2015. Mine actually wasn't bad until the past month or so.

1.5 bottles of wine in and going strong. I'm also just nomming straight into a hunk of Beecher's cheese.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Is there any Penelope Pitstop porn? Asking for a friend.

Yes

 

[kevzilla]

Sorry, krista. I was all set to come in here and post about how 2015 was actually a pretty good year for me, but that doesn't do a thing for those that have experienced sorrow. Trying to be less of a jerk than usual. Hope it's green grass and high tides for everybody in 2016.

You're never a jerk. I'm glad you had a good 2015. Mine actually wasn't bad until the past month or so.

1.5 bottles of wine in and going strong. I'm also just nomming straight into a hunk of Beecher's cheese.

Just had a nip of Flor de Cana Centenario.

Is there any Penelope Pitstop porn? Asking for a friend.

Yes

No way I'm opening those links on my brand-new computer, but I'm glad they are there.

 

[bentley]

My 2015 was pretty damn great. And I expect 2016 to be even better.

Also interested in any Penelope Pitstop porn that y'all might find.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Is there any Penelope Pitstop porn? Asking for a friend.

Yes

My 2015 was pretty damn great. And I expect 2016 to be even better.

Also interested in any Penelope Pitstop porn that y'all might find.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[Chemical X]

3a again

 

[Abraham]

Who doesn't like the window seat?

 

[bentley]

Old FFToday posts bite conservative Texas State Rep Stickland in the ###.

the 2002 post, Stickland referred to himself as both stick and RaTmasTeR4LiFe. The Ratmaster alias would appear to refer to Sticklands then-occupation as a pest control technician.

In his written response, Stickland only admitted he smoked marijuana in high school and early college seeming to try to leave the impression his use stopped there. But the reality indicated by additional public internet posts is that Sticklands drug use has continued long afterwards. According to those posts, Stickland posted a message on the website FFtoday.com in July of 2008 asking for advice about how to avoid failing a work ordered drug test. He was scheduled to take the test that evening at 5pm after having taken a few glorious rips from a blunt some days before.

 

[Guster]

Old FFToday posts bite conservative Texas State Rep Stickland in the ###.

the 2002 post, Stickland referred to himself as both stick and RaTmasTeR4LiFe. The Ratmaster alias would appear to refer to Sticklands then-occupation as a pest control technician.

In his written response, Stickland only admitted he smoked marijuana in high school and early college seeming to try to leave the impression his use stopped there. But the reality indicated by additional public internet posts is that Sticklands drug use has continued long afterwards. According to those posts, Stickland posted a message on the website FFtoday.com in July of 2008 asking for advice about how to avoid failing a work ordered drug test. He was scheduled to take the test that evening at 5pm after having taken a few glorious rips from a blunt some days before.

lol, what a terrible username

 

[Idiot Boxer]

There goes GM's political aspirations.

 

[General Malaise]

There goes GM's political aspirations.

No, because GM lives in a sensible state where smoking marijuana is not only tolerated but also legal. Political aspirations will come unglued by many other posts here, however.

 

[General Malaise]

Old FFToday posts bite conservative Texas State Rep Stickland in the ###.

the 2002 post, Stickland referred to himself as both stick and RaTmasTeR4LiFe. The Ratmaster alias would appear to refer to Sticklands then-occupation as a pest control technician.

In his written response, Stickland only admitted he smoked marijuana in high school and early college seeming to try to leave the impression his use stopped there. But the reality indicated by additional public internet posts is that Sticklands drug use has continued long afterwards. According to those posts, Stickland posted a message on the website FFtoday.com in July of 2008 asking for advice about how to avoid failing a work ordered drug test. He was scheduled to take the test that evening at 5pm after having taken a few glorious rips from a blunt some days before.

This article is missing an apostrophe.

 

[cosjobs]

rip's? day's?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Old FFToday posts bite conservative Texas State Rep Stickland in the ###.

the 2002 post, Stickland referred to himself as both stick and RaTmasTeR4LiFe. The Ratmaster alias would appear to refer to Sticklands then-occupation as a pest control technician.

In his written response, Stickland only admitted he smoked marijuana in high school and early college seeming to try to leave the impression his use stopped there. But the reality indicated by additional public internet posts is that Sticklands drug use has continued long afterwards. According to those posts, Stickland posted a message on the website FFtoday.com in July of 2008 asking for advice about how to avoid failing a work ordered drug test. He was scheduled to take the test that evening at 5pm after having taken a few glorious rips from a blunt some days before.

This article is missing an apostrophe.

mari'juana

 

[Osaurus]

Of Strickland propane?

 

[Ignoramus]

rip's? day's?

public internet post's

 

[Aerial Assault]

Stickland's

Twice

 

[CGRdrJoe]

There goes GM's political aspirations.

No, because GM lives in a sensible state where smoking marijuana is not only tolerated but also legal. Political aspirations will come unglued by many other posts here, however.

gb forrest mail

 

[cosjobs]

Stickland's

Twice

Not if he was including his family

 

[Thorn]

Stickland's

Twice

Not if he was including his family

Sticklands and his family are a ####

 

[kevzilla]

The IT guy has taken my work laptop back to his lair to transfer files to a new one. It appears I get to sit here and surf the webz on my phone for a couple of hours. Milos strikes again!

 

[bentley]

Breakfast and meetings today. Both philanthropy related which means I don't actually have to do anything. Nice little work day.

 

[General Malaise]

The IT guy has taken my work laptop back to his lair to transfer files to a new one. It appears I get to sit here and surf the webz on my phone for a couple of hours. Milos strikes again!

You want your 2nd place HFFL dues paid in pennies?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

X 10000

This. Sorry K4.

Piggy backing because I don't have the words, my friend. Know lots of love is sent your way.

Same here - horrible day.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

555!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

555

 

[kevzilla]

The IT guy has taken my work laptop back to his lair to transfer files to a new one. It appears I get to sit here and surf the webz on my phone for a couple of hours. Milos strikes again!

You want your 2nd place HFFL dues paid in pennies?

I think you have mistaken me for Abe.

 

[General Malaise]

The IT guy has taken my work laptop back to his lair to transfer files to a new one. It appears I get to sit here and surf the webz on my phone for a couple of hours. Milos strikes again!

You want your 2nd place HFFL dues paid in pennies?

I think you have mistaken me for Abe.

oh no, I vividly recall your insistence that a cashier give you your pennies. :notebook:

 

[Abraham]

Tucking hate pennies.

 

[kevzilla]

When my dad asked me if I was going to gamble my HFFL winnings in Vegas, I said "No, Pops. I got gambling money. This is going to the Lamar Odom Party Till Your Organs Fail Fund." He was not comforted.

 

[General Malaise]

When my dad asked me if I was going to gamble my HFFL winnings in Vegas, I said "No, Pops. I got gambling money. This is going to the Lamar Odom Party Till Your Organs Fail Fund." He was not comforted.

It's like $400.

Trying to think what $400 would get you in the Lamar Odom suite. Actually, now that I've thought about it, I want to unthink about it. :X

 

[kevzilla]

My 79-year-old dad doesn't know Nevada brothel rates. He probably thinks you can go around the world for that.

 

[General Malaise]

My 79-year-old dad doesn't know Nevada brothel rates. He probably thinks you can go around the world for that.

Kev's dad's brothel menu?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My 79-year-old dad doesn't know Nevada brothel rates. He probably thinks you can go around the world for that.

Kev's dad's brothel menu?

Jerk Off Matinees is the name of my Tame Impala tribute band.

 

[Chemical X]

finding biscoff biscuits in my supermarket just changed the way I think about life......

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

finding biscoff biscuits in my supermarket just changed the way I think about life......

Available at Costco

 

[Henry Ford]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

 

[Chemical X]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

nish er ud nluck

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

nish er ud nluck

this is bad

 

[Dan Lambskin]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

nish er ud nluck

this is bad

 

[Limp Ditka]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

nish er ud nluck

this is bad

NIVE NIVE NIVE!

 

[Henry Ford]

She told me she was surprised she was hired and didn't think she was really cut out to be a receptionist.

 

[krista4]

She told me she was surprised she was hired and didn't think she was really cut out to be a receptionist.

What is she going to do instead?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

My lovable deaf receptionist has tendered her resignation.

nish er ud nluck

this is bad

I had to reread what X put because I completely read it correctly the first time

 

[CGRdrJoe]

She told me she was surprised she was hired and didn't think she was really cut out to be a receptionist.

I seriously can't stop laughing at this

 

[Binky The Doormat]

She told me she was surprised she was hired and didn't think she was really cut out to be a receptionist.

What is she going to do instead?

Moving on to Walmart greeter

 

[Henry Ford]

She told me she was surprised she was hired and didn't think she was really cut out to be a receptionist.

What is she going to do instead?

This is the best part of the story.

 

[Henry Ford]

"Taxi dispatcher"