GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

[shuke]

Angry Vikings Dad

"I'm so sorry Troy"

Was that his cane he broke in half?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Angry Vikings Dad

"I'm so sorry Troy"

Was that his cane he broke in half?

Yes - in several pieces.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Had brunch in Brooklyn yesterday, and afterward saw Peter Dinklage on the street. He was taller than I expected.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Always awkward to walk into the bathroom at work and there's already someone at the urinal and someone else taking a dump.

It's like, yeah, I totally came in here just to wash my hands like a normal person.

 

[Abraham]

Always awkward to walk into the bathroom at work and there's already someone at the urinal and someone else taking a dump.

It's like, yeah, I totally came in here just to wash my hands like a normal person.

You should be the guy that stands outside the stall impatiently waiting to go take a dump.

 

[Stoneys]

Had brunch in Brooklyn yesterday, and afterward saw Peter Dinklage on the street. He was taller than I expected.

did you ask him if Jon Snow was alive? or became a white walker, or who his parents were?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Always awkward to walk into the bathroom at work and there's already someone at the urinal and someone else taking a dump.

It's like, yeah, I totally came in here just to wash my hands like a normal person.

Pissing in the sink down?

 

[Osaurus]

Do the cars come with dead hookers in the trunk?

Only if you buy one from Craig James.... allegedly

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can't believe that guy from The Monkees died

:(

 

[Chemical X]

I find it randomly funny that both ice-t and ice cube play cops on TV and in the movies.

 

[General Malaise]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

Says the guy working for a giant medical rape farm.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't believe that guy from The Monkees died

:(

Charlton Heston?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

Says the guy working for a giant medical rape farm.

at both of these

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can't believe that guy from The Monkees died

:(

Charlton Heston?

Those were apes, Dumbassius

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Best comment I've seen so far re: Vontaze Burfict: "He's the human equivalent of Skyline Chili"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I find it randomly funny that both ice-t and ice cube play cops on TV and in the movies.

 

[bostonfred]

Just had a call with my boss where I referred to someone's role as an "invisible hand" job. I didn't realize until after i said it how much it would have helped to have quotation marks on the phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best comment I've seen so far re: Vontaze Burfict: "He's the human equivalent of Skyline Chili"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just had a call with my boss where I referred to someone's role as an "invisible hand" job. I didn't realize until after i said it how much it would have helped to have quotation marks on the phone.

"Invisible Hand Job" is the name of my "Visible Hand Job" tribute band.

 

[bostonfred]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alison-brie-bukkake2.gif?w=650

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

Says the guy working for a giant medical rape farm.

Giant Medical Rape Farm is the name of my Rage Against The Machine cover band

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alison-brie-bukkake2.gif?w=650

Trudy Campbell would never do that.

 

[Sammy3469]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alison-brie-bukkake2.gif?w=650

Trudy Campbell would never do that.

Indeed...she's much too needy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alison-brie-bukkake2.gif?w=650

Trudy Campbell would never do that.

Indeed...she's much too needy

How

Dare

You

 

[Binky The Doormat]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alison-brie-bukkake2.gif?w=650

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

Says the guy working for a giant medical rape farm.

You do not #### with the Lance around guys from Texas.

 

[General Malaise]

Nice to know the brainwashed sycophants from Lance Armstrong's cult are in high demand.

Gather round, kids! The hedge-fund guy is going to teach us about morality!

Says the guy working for a giant medical rape farm.

You do not #### with the Lance around guys from Texas.

Plot Twist: I am from Texas!

 

[General Malaise]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

I'm currently wearing a black one that says "BLACK OPS" with a fancy sniper target thing on it that my son gave me and asked me to wear.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

I'm currently wearing a black one that says "BLACK OPS" with a fancy sniper target thing on it that my son gave me and asked me to wear.

This the kid that puked twice in your bed last night?

 

[heckmanm]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

How about one of these?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

I'm currently wearing a black one that says "BLACK OPS" with a fancy sniper target thing on it that my son gave me and asked me to wear.

What do you expect when you take him Christmas shopping at the gun range instead taking him to see Santa at the mall?

 

[tommyboy]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

Yellow #### ring

 

[kevzilla]

Not sure how we got here, but just because Lance is a lying, cheating POS doesn't detract from the good work done by the foundation. Life is complicated, you know?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mmm...water

Smart guy

 

[General Malaise]

Not sure how we got here, but just because Lance is a lying, cheating POS doesn't detract from the good work done by the foundation. Life is complicated, you know?

We know, we're just making jokes in here. Settle down, you're in Vegas. Go have fun.

 

[General Malaise]

Mmm...water

Smart guy

 

[strykerpks]

Mmm...water

I laughed way too hard at this

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm 99% sure Bentley and Abe wore yellow bracelets....who else sported one?

I'm currently wearing a black one that says "BLACK OPS" with a fancy sniper target thing on it that my son gave me and asked me to wear.

This the kid that puked twice in your bed last night?

Once in the bathroom and once in his own bed. Try to keep up.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I only used one of those yellow bands when I needed injections. :belikelance:

 

[Sammy3469]

I only used one of those yellow bands when I needed injections. :belikelance:

So everyday then?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Do I need to have the same conversation with you that I have with my 9 year old about wants vs needs?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Smart guy

Comment: Your GF will probably see the attempt and shoot it down .

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dyl just got home from school all pissing excited about making honor roll. They gave him a coupon for free pizza along with an adult. He choose me over his Mom. He did the same thing when he won his Star Wars tickets for selling so much popcorn. Nice to see I'm finally making some inroads with these little jerkoffs.

 

[Abraham]

I never wore one of those stupid bracelets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dyl just got home from school all pissing excited about making honor roll. They gave him a coupon for free pizza along with an adult. He choose me over his Mom. He did the same thing when he won his Star Wars tickets for selling so much popcorn. Nice to see I'm finally making some inroads with these little jerkoffs.

He gets a free pizza and a free adult?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

what's the portland thunder? /everyone outside of portland

I wasn't even sure at first.

I've been to one Arena League game in my life and that was one too many.

neither is as good as roller derby in Portland

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dyl just got home from school all pissing excited about making honor roll. They gave him a coupon for free pizza along with an adult. He choose me over his Mom. He did the same thing when he won his Star Wars tickets for selling so much popcorn. Nice to see I'm finally making some inroads with these little jerkoffs.

He gets a free pizza and a free adult?

lol

"They gave him, and an adult, free pizza."

I'm really tired. Life has been ####ed up the last month.

 

[General Malaise]

I never wore one of those stupid bracelets.

So you stop the moronic wardrobe choices at sweatervest?

Sincerely,

Visor Guy

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I never wore one of those stupid bracelets.

So you stop the moronic wardrobe choices at sweatervest?

Sincerely,

Visor Guy