GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[shuke]

In case you missed this in the walmart thread.

 

[Abraham]

In case you missed this in the walmart thread.

Oh

 

[Binky The Doormat]

In case you missed this in the walmart thread.

Wal-diddly-do.

 

[bostonfred]

The comments section is enlightening

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In case you missed this in the walmart thread.

Or in case you kissed it 5 years ago.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/ThKwM7e.jpg

 

[YSR]

Okay, well, goodnight.

 

[kevzilla]

Okay, well, goodnight.

Sorry, GB. My bankroll and I were rooting for you.

 

[krista4]

Okay, well, goodnight.

Sorry, GB. My bankroll and I were rooting for you.

My soul, too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

It was a sign.

 

[General Malaise]

So vascetomies don't work?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

You Sean Kemps know what causes pregnancies, right?

Yeah. In case you were speed reading and didn't notice this little detail: I've been snipped. But perhaps having sex every day for the past 54 weeks is tempting fate.

Sounds exhausting

It was a run.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So vascetomies don't work?

From a little research, apparently 1 in every 4,000 or so spontaneously re-connect over time.

As noted earlier, I also managed to conceive a child while using a condom (properly). The failure rate there is about 2%.

So my joint probability here is about 1 in 200,000.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So she has taken three pregnancy tests. Two have come back negative, one positive.

But I am certain the negatives are just the Fates taunting me. I am fairly certain she is pregnant.

The worst part is that she really wanted to have a baby with me and I was adamant that we would not. So I am really upset, while it is her dream come true. Tough to not feel like a ####heel for being so upset. But I am.

 

[the rover]

So vascetomies don't work?

From a little research, apparently 1 in every 4,000 or so spontaneously re-connect over time.

As noted earlier, I also managed to conceive a child while using a condom (properly). The failure rate there is about 2%.

So my joint probability here is about 1 in 200,000.

It's like winning the lottery, only the opposite in every way.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So vascetomies don't work?

From a little research, apparently 1 in every 4,000 or so spontaneously re-connect over time.

As noted earlier, I also managed to conceive a child while using a condom (properly). The failure rate there is about 2%.

So my joint probability here is about 1 in 200,000.

It's like winning the lottery, only the opposite in every way.

 

[tommyboy]

Ima stop ####### my wife

 

[tommyboy]

I mean who the #### has 5 kids cept gm, Redmond and my bil?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ima stop ####### my wife

Not your choice.

 

[kevzilla]

That Binion's waitress who decided the Dolly Parton look was never going out of style? She's still here. She's 75 if she's a day.

 

[kevzilla]

Hit the El Cortez blackjack tables for 31 units tonight, which means I'm only down nine for the trip.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We're doing units in here? Let's see some real numbers.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

He's playing El Cortez. 1 unit = $3

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I mean who the #### has 5 kids cept gm, Redmond and my bil?

Jethro Q Walrustitty

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're doing units in here? Let's see some real numbers.

Gotta be hundreds, right?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Mmm...water

I laughed way too hard at this

I don't get it.

 

[shuke]

Mmm...water

I laughed way too hard at this

I don't get it.

Seriously? Guy in back.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not much to get there, Columbo.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Mmm...water

I laughed way too hard at this

I don't get it.

Seriously? Guy in back.

Ahh loaded as a still photo for me on work PC. My bad.

 

[arrow1]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

 

[krista4]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

I don't think they let cats into football games.

 

[kevzilla]

We're doing units in here? Let's see some real numbers.

Never discuss the size of another man's unit.

 

[krista4]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

I don't think they let cats into football games.

At least when I've tried they haven't.

 

[bostonfred]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

I don't think they let cats into football games.

At least when I've tried they haven't.

Might be a size limit.

 

[bostonfred]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

I don't think they let cats into football games.

At least when I've tried they haven't.

Might be a size limit.

Because of your enormous #####.

 

[Abraham]

Headed to NeW York. I do have Knicks tickets tonight which is nice. But it's also cold as balls.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Headed to NeW York. I do have Knicks tickets tonight which is nice. But it's also cold as balls.

If only you'd gone a couple weeks ago when it was 70 degrees there...

 

[General Malaise]

I mean who the #### has 5 kids cept gm, Redmond and my bil?

The twins was the major curveball. Nobody told me I had that sort of magic power. They really might put me in the grave this year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One of my cats just threw up on my daughter's Clemson cheerleader uniform. Trying hard not to take this as a sign.

Shouldn't she already be at the game?

I don't think they let cats into football games.

At least when I've tried they haven't.

Slacker

 

[Chemical X]

gm, why not invite some of these tools into chat? it's dead and the traffic may help.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I mean who the #### has 5 kids cept gm, Redmond and my bil?

Two of mine were a package deal with Wife 2.0.

I didn't expect the player to be named later though.

 

[mr roboto]

-5 this morning. My house took 2.5 hours to warm from 64-71 today.

 

[Chemical X]

-5 this morning. My house took 2.5 hours to warm from 64-71 today.

it may be cheaper to not drop the temperature that much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

gm, why not invite some of these tools into chat? it's dead and the traffic may help.

chat?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ragrats

 

[Chemical X]

gm, why not invite some of these tools into chat? it's dead and the traffic may help.

chat?

PM GM

 

[Abraham]

Headed to NeW York. I do have Knicks tickets tonight which is nice. But it's also cold as balls.

If only you'd gone a couple weeks ago when it was 70 degrees there...

I'll manage. I think they have booze.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Spending an unreasonable amount of time at this web domain:

http://peeonastickfreak.com/

 

[Tiger Fan]

been over a year since my vasectomy. think i'm going to the lab on friday to get a re-confirmation

 

[mr roboto]

-5 this morning. My house took 2.5 hours to warm from 64-71 today.

it may be cheaper to not drop the temperature that much.

Yeah at this outside temp maybe.