GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (20 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Just found out there's some Brazilian guy named Fred who is the national scape goat for their world cup dreams being crushed or something soccer don't care. But wtf, man. Can anyone named Fred please be awesome for a while?

Was and always will be awesome.

Not exactly a ##### magnet though

Dude, that neighborhood was crawling with #####.

 

[Abraham]

Abe might not be the best guy to ask. Probably makes a tablespoon of jambalaya at a time when he's hungry.

And?

 

[bostonfred]

Just found out there's some Brazilian guy named Fred who is the national scape goat for their world cup dreams being crushed or something soccer don't care. But wtf, man. Can anyone named Fred please be awesome for a while?

Was and always will be awesome.

Not exactly a ##### magnet though

Dude, that neighborhood was crawling with #####.

Yeah but it was his own hand in all those puppets.

 

[bostonfred]

Abe might not be the best guy to ask. Probably makes a tablespoon of jambalaya at a time when he's hungry.

And?

Two bud lights?

 

[Frostillicus]

If I took the time to make something like that and didn't get to enjoy you're damn sure I'll risk it at a week. Some of you sound like my wife who won't eat pizza that's been out over night. Worst case he gets a little sick. HE'S ALREADY A LITTLE SICK. Unless the bread fixed everything.

Good posting. Kinda feel bad now that I ate the last of the Reser Pepperoni Sticks this morning.

You have no idea how much that hurts. The best part of my day is driving up to the mail box, hoping there's a shipment from Oregon. Now you've taken that away. And I've been patient since you told me you went there and would ship some to me.

Yeah, I need to go back. Sorry mate. My son opened a package of Terriyaki (sp?) sticks, didn't like them and left them opened on the counter. They stood no chance. Have you called their outlet store to inquire about shipping?

Holy ####. That's brilliant.

 

[General Malaise]

If I took the time to make something like that and didn't get to enjoy you're damn sure I'll risk it at a week. Some of you sound like my wife who won't eat pizza that's been out over night. Worst case he gets a little sick. HE'S ALREADY A LITTLE SICK. Unless the bread fixed everything.

Good posting. Kinda feel bad now that I ate the last of the Reser Pepperoni Sticks this morning.

You have no idea how much that hurts. The best part of my day is driving up to the mail box, hoping there's a shipment from Oregon. Now you've taken that away. And I've been patient since you told me you went there and would ship some to me.

Yeah, I need to go back. Sorry mate. My son opened a package of Terriyaki (sp?) sticks, didn't like them and left them opened on the counter. They stood no chance. Have you called their outlet store to inquire about shipping?

Holy ####. That's brilliant.

I just can't get over how expensive these things are. Are they putting cocaine in their products now or what?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Yes, we know, Mikey. It's all cereal and hot dogs for you. Grownups are talking, take a seat over there.

You asked, Paul Prudhomo.

My bet is you've never even had Jambalaya. You don't like the way the word sounds, it scares you off and so you just assume it sucks because it scares you. I'm like that in some ways too. Like, for instance, I just know I'm not going to enjoy visiting Sri Laka. There's no chance I'll enjoy sex with a girl named Maude. A movie called Fast and Furious isn't for me, even if it's a porno.

Just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.

You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.

You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?

(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

I think it was my grandmother who said "There's nothing better for you to eat than week-old shrimp!"

I can't be sure she really said that, though, she died before I was born.

Week Old Shrimp is the name of my Creed cover band.

Creed is the name of Scott Stapp's Week Old Shrimp cover band.

 

[urbanhack]

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[RedmondLonghorn]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Yes, we know, Mikey. It's all cereal and hot dogs for you. Grownups are talking, take a seat over there.

You asked, Paul Prudhomo.

My bet is you've never even had Jambalaya. You don't like the way the word sounds, it scares you off and so you just assume it sucks because it scares you. I'm like that in some ways too. Like, for instance, I just know I'm not going to enjoy visiting Sri Laka. There's no chance I'll enjoy sex with a girl named Maude. A movie called Fast and Furious isn't for me, even if it's a porno.

Just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.

You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.

You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?

(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)

Never fails to make me chuckle.

Robbie Cooper is one of those terrible posters I wish was still around.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Robbie's Twitter still active? He used to post his Twitter reach backed up by stats or somesuch.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Robbie's Twitter still active? He used to post his Twitter reach backed up by stats or somesuch.

I can't imagine him handling the assassination of LaVoy Finicum very well.

 

[El Floppo]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Yes, we know, Mikey. It's all cereal and hot dogs for you. Grownups are talking, take a seat over there.

You asked, Paul Prudhomo.

My bet is you've never even had Jambalaya. You don't like the way the word sounds, it scares you off and so you just assume it sucks because it scares you. I'm like that in some ways too. Like, for instance, I just know I'm not going to enjoy visiting Sri Laka. There's no chance I'll enjoy sex with a girl named Maude. A movie called Fast and Furious isn't for me, even if it's a porno.

Just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.

You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.

You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?

(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)

Never fails to make me chuckle.

Robbie Cooper is one of those terrible posters I wish was still around.

I had no idea wtf was going on there.

 

[General Malaise]

Robbie's Twitter still active? He used to post his Twitter reach backed up by stats or somesuch.

I can't imagine him handling the assassination of LaVoy Finicum very well.

Come to think of it, I think I saw him in Oregon over the weekend, though in fairness, it could have been my mother's old dooooooosh bag.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Full disclosure: No sleeve" is the chapter in my memoirs the deals with my struggle with heroin back in the late 80s.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

don't eat it GM.

 

[El Floppo]

don't eat it GM.

pretty decent stand-alone comment, IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

don't eat it GM.

Uh oh.....

 

[General Malaise]

Heated it up on high for 2:40. It's piping hot. And ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

"Don't Eat It, GM" is the name of my unauthorized, off-the-record biography of Lee Iacocca.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm more worried about GM now than I ever was about proninja

 

[Henry Ford]

Heated it up on high for 2:40. It's piping hot. And ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

I bet it'll be piping hot in an hour when it's coming out of both ends, too.

 

[bostonfred]

Let the nanny eat it that's her ####### job now is the name of my flaghoople cover band

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Yes, we know, Mikey. It's all cereal and hot dogs for you. Grownups are talking, take a seat over there.

You asked, Paul Prudhomo.

:( too soon.

 

[bostonfred]

There's a chair in hell with the name Fred on it and when all those other crappy Freds get there they all somehow know that's not for them, it's for bostonfred.

 

[kevzilla]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

 

[Henry Ford]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

More expensive, but only because they have to make room for people with shrimp poisoning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KCJ7YZfGzEU/VIRpfJ8IifI/AAAAAAAABW4/e15RsHRsdHs/s1600/fitboagh.jpg

 

[bostonfred]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

More expensive, but only because they have to make room for people with shrimp poisoning.

An unfortunate typo led to thousands of Portland residents putting Keep ER Weird bumper stickers on their recumbent bicycles.

 

[General Malaise]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

More expensive, but only because they have to make room for people with shrimp poisoning.

Ha, I'm still here! Joke's on.....oh, what was that noise.

 

[Drifter]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

A week is typically my limit but you can probably push to 10 days provided it smells/tastes fine.

 

[Ignoramus]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Yes, we know, Mikey. It's all cereal and hot dogs for you. Grownups are talking, take a seat over there.

You asked, Paul Prudhomo.

My bet is you've never even had Jambalaya. You don't like the way the word sounds, it scares you off and so you just assume it sucks because it scares you. I'm like that in some ways too. Like, for instance, I just know I'm not going to enjoy visiting Sri Laka. There's no chance I'll enjoy sex with a girl named Maude. A movie called Fast and Furious isn't for me, even if it's a porno.

To be fair to Tanner, it was the featured entree at Famous Dave's BBQ in Bakersfield last year during Mardi Gras. So you can't say he's never tried it.

 

[bostonfred]

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Poor Colby

 

[Henry Ford]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

More expensive, but only because they have to make room for people with shrimp poisoning.

Ha, I'm still here! Joke's on.....oh, what was that noise.

The shrimp have chosen a leader for the gastrointestinal revolution. The sound was the cheer in your bowels when he was presented to the masses.

 

[General Malaise]

How are the hospitals in Portland, compared to, say, Thailand?

More expensive, but only because they have to make room for people with shrimp poisoning.

Ha, I'm still here! Joke's on.....oh, what was that noise.

The shrimp have chosen a leader for the gastrointestinal revolution. The sound was the cheer in your bowels when he was presented to the masses.

I am preparing my anoooooos.

 

[cosjobs]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Should be fine. Smell it. Touch the chicken to make sure it's not slimy. Reheat it really hot. Should be fine if it doesn't stink or isn't slimy. Unless it's what made you sick in the first place

 

[El Floppo]

doesn't stink or isn't slimy is my go-to french whore.

 

[General Malaise]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Should be fine. Smell it. Touch the chicken to make sure it's not slimy. Reheat it really hot. Should be fine if it doesn't stink or isn't slimy. Unless it's what made you sick in the first place

Thanks GB. I ate it about an hour ago and feel fine. Even ate the shrimp. Tasted, smelled and looked fine. What made me sick was four long hard days with JTC, no wife at home and a propensity to put lots of things in my body doctors do not recommend.

 

[cosjobs]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Jambalaya sucks. That's my thought.

Jambalaya Sucks is Hank Williams' son's band

 

[El Floppo]

doesn't stink or isn't slimy is my go-to french whore.

related

 

[General Malaise]

doesn't stink or isn't slimy is my go-to french whore.

related

Gene Wilder looks like he hung out with JTC for four days.

 

[cosjobs]

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KCJ7YZfGzEU/VIRpfJ8IifI/AAAAAAAABW4/e15RsHRsdHs/s1600/fitboagh.jpg

Is that chapter from before or after your heroin addiction?

 

[heckmanm]

could you imagine asking Tanner for advice on food? it's like talking to a 6-year old.

IM SORRY I POSTED MY THOUGHTS I GUESS

It's about time you toon responsibility for that.

Toon Responsibility is the name of my Jessica Rabbit cover band

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Trying to catch up. Fascinatingly, things on this board outside this thread seem to have gotten significantly worse in the last four weeks. Although maybe that's just shock from not having been here.

It would be nice if Sacamano still provided thread updates now and then.

-One of Abe's buddies hired a hooker to come to his friend's house for their NYE party. The vest says she was awesome.

-Chicken and dumplings are now a superfood. There are also worse places to make your assets sweat.

-RIP Grandma Limp

-Ignoramus' doctor measured twice and snipped once

-Kev consumed Vegas like he was auditioning for the role of shuke in Eat-Off: The Movie, then gained 15 lbs from drinking a bottle of Dasani

-Lambskin's planning to cornhole the whole thread. There should be a meeting invite on your clock.

-krista must be getting poor. Her latest home purchase required selling both her cars.

-YRS' cat puked up the national championship, so she got drunk, played video games, and made crock pot chicken

-Redwang Longdeferens is only slightly less potent than GM. Turns out you can't get pregnant doing buttstuff

-fish spent some time wooing the mother of one of Tanner's students. When a Jehovah's Witness knocked on his door, he went back door and got her shunned. He has since moved on to eating the cake of Marie Antoinuts

-Perfect Decomposition is the name of Idiot Boxer's David Bowie tribute band

-SLB of the future sent you a Christmas card tomorrow

-It snowed some places. Apparently.

-Kids are the worst. Next to cancer. And cholera. And Jenny McCarthy. And coaching kids. And home brewing. And wives. And 4Runners. And Thailand. But mostly kids.

-Speaking of home brewing, stores are apparently experiencing a beer shortage. I'm willing to trade some boxes of mini Eggo waffles for a case

-FDAS wants to put his sausage in your mouth

-"Don't forget the coffee."

-Ninja caught brain AIDS from a ladyboy (Medical Code: OH!)

-GM is bringing new meaning to Is it pee? He also had some bread.

Not my finest work, but I think that covers the month.

 

[-fish-]

:slow clap:

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

Should be fine. Smell it. Touch the chicken to make sure it's not slimy. Reheat it really hot. Should be fine if it doesn't stink or isn't slimy. Unless it's what made you sick in the first place

 

[-fish-]

anyone else mouse over all of those guys to check for a link to pr0n?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

-Ninja caught brain AIDS from a ladyboy (Medical Code: OH!)

I laughed way too hard at this one. Sorry, Ninja.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Robbie Cooper sighting http://i.imgur.com/XIycLUM.gifv