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Abe - Rodeo Gala tonight. Kacey Musgraves is playing. And we are in the front row. May be on the news tonight for jumping on stage.

 
bentley said:
Abe - Rodeo Gala tonight. Kacey Musgraves is playing. And we are in the front row. May be on the news tonight for jumping on stage.
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Bentley - 2 year olds birthday party today. Bounce house and beer. I may be on the news for getting arrested for strangling a child.

 
Doing this stupid 150 mile bike ride again this year in April. Don't think I can count on the first day being rained out again.

25 on the bike today. My taint is killing me. The real challenge is going to be getting on the bike tomorrow and doing the same thing again. Good thing I'm done having kids.

 
strykerpks said:
My wife claims Oranjello and Lemonjello are real people.

"Really. Someone at Central Office saw the files and knew soandso and they had them both in their class."

:mellow:
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My dad has also claimed this about two kids who were in the system when he was a juvenile probation officer.

 
Maybe it's like those t shirts they send to Africa where the wrong team won the superbowl, like the 2013 broncos or the 2002 raiders. Bakersfield sucks at plenty of things.

 
Making Bootleggers tonight. Templeton Rye, Spanish sherry and vanilla liqueur. Decided it needed a splash of Coke. We're getting pretty drune on these things.

 
what the ####?

I went to a father/daughter ball tonight. afterward went to my friend's house and dropped the kids off, went to the bar down the street and met a beautiful blonde that lives in portland. took her back to my friend's place and hung out for a while and got her number. called a taxi, and the driver was this very cute mexican girl that has driven me home before. she remembered where I lived an asked if she could take the long way to my house. I had no idea what that meant, but said yes, because why not? she drove me around for half an hour blasting music on her stereo, then took me home, made out with me and didn't charge me anything, gave me her number and asked me out.

what the hell just happened? this can't be real.

 
-fish- said:
what the ####?

I went to a father/daughter ball tonight. afterward went to my friend's house and dropped the kids off, went to the bar down the street and met a beautiful blonde that lives in portland. took her back to my friend's place and hung out for a while and got her number. called a taxi, and the driver was this very cute mexican girl that has driven me home before. she remembered where I lived an asked if she could take the long way to my house. I had no idea what that meant, but said yes, because why not? she drove me around for half an hour blasting music on her stereo, then took me home, made out with me and didn't charge me anything, gave me her number and asked me out.

what the hell just happened? this can't be real.
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That's awesome.

 
I'd like to know where these hot Uber drivers and cabbies are. The only women drivers I've ever had have either been pushing three bills, or chain-smoking old ladies named Midge.

 
And setup for life with the best intro to Thailand stories. And maybe better if you let the listener assume "brain surgery" is a euphemism.

 
Found my passport I haven't been able to locate for the last couple of weeks. My brief case has a compartment so secret even I didn't know about it :bag:

 
This was an actual cab. I live across the narrows from Tacoma, so there is a toll bridge. Uber won't come here unless theyre already on this side..Uber driver last week picked me up in Tacoma. This was a taxi, which makes the whole thing better...she didn't charge me. It's a small town. There is one cab service with like 4 drivers, so she's given me a ride before.

 
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proninja said:
I'm exhausted all the time and sitting around Bangkok. Been watching "suits." It really makes me wish I'd been a lawyer.
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Any time you need someone to validate your original decision not to be a lawyer, you just shoot me a PM.

 
Telling my wife that law school was not going to happen at the age of 35 led rather quickly to divorce. So not becoming a lawyer may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

:lmao:

 
the rover said:
This was an actual cab. I live across the narrows from Tacoma, so there is a toll bridge. Uber won't come here unless theyre already on this side..Uber driver last week picked me up in Tacoma. This was a taxi, which makes the whole thing better...she didn't charge me. It's a small town. There is one cab service with like 4 drivers, so she's given me a ride before.
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Are they afraid of the bridge collapsing again?

 
proninja said:
-fish- said:
what the ####?

I went to a father/daughter ball tonight. afterward went to my friend's house and dropped the kids off, went to the bar down the street and met a beautiful blonde that lives in portland. took her back to my friend's place and hung out for a while and got her number. called a taxi, and the driver was this very cute mexican girl that has driven me home before. she remembered where I lived an asked if she could take the long way to my house. I had no idea what that meant, but said yes, because why not? she drove me around for half an hour blasting music on her stereo, then took me home, made out with me and didn't charge me anything, gave me her number and asked me out.

what the hell just happened? this can't be real.
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I'm not even sure why you have a car at this point
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Celibacy

 
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