GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some drunk racist from Boston approaches me in a bar last night, starts pointing out various minority women in the place and then using slurs to refer to them, gives me a ticket to The Who at the Pepsi Center on March 29th, gets sick, and I leave while he is in the bathroom cleaning up. Was this some sort of Boston homosexual come on which I just did not pick up on?

 

[Henry Ford]

Some drunk racist from Boston approaches me in a bar last night, starts pointing out various minority women in the place and then using slurs to refer to them, gives me a ticket to The Who at the Pepsi Center on March 29th, gets sick, and I leave while he is in the bathroom cleaning up. Was this some sort of Boston homosexual come on which I just did not pick up on?

Absolutely not. It's not gay if you just let him go down on you.

 

[General Malaise]

Some drunk racist from Boston approaches me in a bar last night, starts pointing out various minority women in the place and then using slurs to refer to them, gives me a ticket to The Who at the Pepsi Center on March 29th, gets sick, and I leave while he is in the bathroom cleaning up. Was this some sort of Boston homosexual come on which I just did not pick up on?

So, will you be sitting next to him on March 29th at the Pepsi Center or will he be in your lap by then?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, "drunk racist from Boston" is the most redundant description I've ever read. Any present company excepted, of course.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some drunk racist from Boston approaches me in a bar last night, starts pointing out various minority women in the place and then using slurs to refer to them, gives me a ticket to The Who at the Pepsi Center on March 29th, gets sick, and I leave while he is in the bathroom cleaning up. Was this some sort of Boston homosexual come on which I just did not pick up on?

Absolutely not. It's not gay if you just let him go down on you.

So I'm good then, if just barely.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some drunk racist from Boston approaches me in a bar last night, starts pointing out various minority women in the place and then using slurs to refer to them, gives me a ticket to The Who at the Pepsi Center on March 29th, gets sick, and I leave while he is in the bathroom cleaning up. Was this some sort of Boston homosexual come on which I just did not pick up on?

So, will you be sitting next to him on March 29th at the Pepsi Center or will he be in your lap by then?

Thinking of giving the ticket to my secretary, a militant, outspoken, obese woman of color who sports dreadlocks and will often where a button supporting lesbian and transgender causes.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Also, "drunk racist from Boston" is the most redundant description I've ever read. Any present company excepted, of course.

Had to search my brain for a minute before coming up with English Bob.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Walking to my car this morning, I realized I had left my phone behind. I wheeled around and my left knee went pop-POP. Pain shot down into my foot. Walking is now a painful adventure. There's no swelling, three hours later, but I am unsure of the timetable for that. Since I'm a dude, I'll just limp through the weekend and re-assess.

drink until you can't feel the pain anymore

He hurt his knee, he didn't get married.

Well, I did, but I fixed that mistake 16 months after I made it.

Seems like a reasonable timeframe for the knee, too.

 

[General Malaise]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

 

[El Floppo]

Sports gods need to alter the season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

Leicester vs Arsenal AND City vs Spurs on Sunday.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was banging a 21 year-old blonde broad with nice perky C cups and drinking some Pappy, hold the root beer, when a giant lop of #### fell out of the sky and landed on her head. Really balanced out the day.

 

[General Malaise]

I was banging a 21 year-old blonde broad with nice perky C cups and drinking some Pappy, hold the root beer, when a giant lop of #### fell out of the sky and landed on her head. Really balanced out the day.

You married her didn't you?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Huh. Would have sworn I quoted GM's idiotic post before that.

 

[General Malaise]

Sports gods need to alter the season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

Leicester vs Arsenal AND City vs Spurs on Sunday.

Who do I bet on?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Had a nice big piece of cool lettuce on one of the best sliders I've ever had from a food cart in Portland this week. The lettuce really balanced out the roasted jalapeño and the bacon.

Because specificity

 

[General Malaise]

Huh. Would have sworn I quoted GM's idiotic post before that.

Choke on lettuce, Jay Reimerschnider

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Suddenly feel like Bill.

Neat board.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

I have no social life either, but there are all kinds of good college hoops games on this weekend.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight

10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

 

[Lomez]

Huh. Would have sworn I quoted GM's idiotic post before that.

Choke on lettuce, Jay Reimerschnider

Easy there, Reddi Whip

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I scored some free tickets to the auto show in a few weeks. Wife wants to take the kids so we can go look at minivans. Yay

I take the kid every year. Not for minivans though.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I scored some free tickets to the auto show in a few weeks. Wife wants to take the kids so we can go look at minivans. Yay

I take the kid every year. Not for minivans though.

going for the first time this year. also no minivan shopping.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight

10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Or you know, all of the college basketball that leads up to the tournament.

 

[strykerpks]

I scored some free tickets to the auto show in a few weeks. Wife wants to take the kids so we can go look at minivans. Yay

I take the kid every year. Not for minivans though.

going for the first time this year. also no minivan shopping.

YES, LOOK AT YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUN AUTO SHOW EXPERIENCES!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I scored some free tickets to the auto show in a few weeks. Wife wants to take the kids so we can go look at minivans. Yay

I take the kid every year. Not for minivans though.

going for the first time this year. also no minivan shopping.

YES, LOOK AT YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUN AUTO SHOW EXPERIENCES!

They serve booze and there are hot chicks to tell you about fast cars and trucks that you can't afford.

 

[General Malaise]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

NHL to me is the way many diet-Christians treat church: Christmas and Easter they are there, professing their faith and padding the offering plate. I convert to hockey when the battle for Stanley's (sp?) Cup. I'll take Stanly Cup Finals over NBA Finals.

 

[Ignoramus]

Also, "drunk racist from Boston" is the most redundant description I've ever read. Any present company excepted, of course.

Depahtment of Redundancy Depahtment Depahtment.

 

[El Floppo]

Sports gods need to alter the season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

Leicester vs Arsenal AND City vs Spurs on Sunday.

Who do I bet on?

at this point? Rover.

 

[cstu]

My Costco is amazing, usually there is only one fatso in there shopping and it's me gdb marin and its beautiful people

Me at the Westwood Trader Joe's.

 

[General Malaise]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Or you know, all of the college basketball that leads up to the tournament.

ADD keeps me from getting in to college hoops before tourney time. I had it on last night and gambled on it but was reading mostly. Coop likes it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Or you know, all of the college basketball that leads up to the tournament.

ADD keeps me from getting in to college hoops before tourney time. I had it on last night and gambled on it but was reading mostly. Coop likes it.

Did you rake fat stacks on Wofford and Furman?

 

[General Malaise]

I scored some free tickets to the auto show in a few weeks. Wife wants to take the kids so we can go look at minivans. Yay

I take the kid every year. Not for minivans though.

going for the first time this year. also no minivan shopping.

YES, LOOK AT YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUN AUTO SHOW EXPERIENCES!

Buddy, you're going to enjoy the minivan rides. Is it the the best thrill ride in the amusement park? Of course not...but it's better than Herpes fire.

 

[General Malaise]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Or you know, all of the college basketball that leads up to the tournament.

ADD keeps me from getting in to college hoops before tourney time. I had it on last night and gambled on it but was reading mostly. Coop likes it.

Did you rake fat stacks on Wofford and Furman?

No I forgot to put those in

I did lose on Oregon, Iowa and Ndjaye

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

F'n Ndaiye.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to "sit in" as many electric cars as possible this year. Should be fun. Like the time I tried to sit in an Audi TT.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to "sit in" as many electric cars as possible this year. Should be fun. Like the time I tried to sit in an Audi TT.

Did you get mad and throw it across the room?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, "drunk racist from Boston" is the most redundant description I've ever read. Any present company excepted, of course.

Depahtment of Redundancy Depahtment Depahtment.

So unrealistic. Nobody from Boston knows what the word redundancy means. "Wahts with awl the big woohds, Einstein? You think you smaht?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never been to an Auto Show...only Car Shows.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Fish,

Mammoth shirt is enroute

 

[El Floppo]

I've never been to an Auto Show...only Otto Shows.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm going to "sit in" as many electric cars as possible this year. Should be fun. Like the time I tried to sit in an Audi TT.

I expected the Fiat 500 to be a problem, but I didn't really fit in the Porsche Panamera either.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And that kid's name was Forrest Nes...

 

[General Malaise]

Oh yeah, had sex last night for first time since November. Had to pull out and skeet in my hand while retreating down the hallway like some sort of mentally disturbed monkey. Really cool vasectomy, Dr. Scott Norwood.

 

[El Floppo]

I love the japanese.

tokyo dog show, where minecraft rulez.

eta: that white poodle?

eta: I'll probably save this post for later- due to the major walmart whatever thing that's going on in here right now.

ok...

this time for sure.

because the dog looks like a mine craft character.

eta: and the last picture might look like one of you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah, had sex last night for first time since November. Had to pull out and skeet in my hand while retreating down the hallway like some sort of mentally disturbed monkey. Really cool vasectomy, Dr. Scott Norwood.

Wait.."hallway" as in a corridor in your house or "hallway" as in a vergina? Actually it doesn't matter.

 

[General Malaise]

She wants me as far away from her womb as possible when Mount Duggar erupts, so I dismounted like a Soviet Gymnist and awkwardly made my way to the bathroom while trying not to put a new stain on our hardwood floors.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You're a better man than I. I probably would have made a map of the Hawaiian Islands on the duvet cover.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Did you edit that to intentionally mis-spell gymnast? You did, didn't you?

 

[General Malaise]

Did you edit that to intentionally mis-spell gymnast? You did, didn't you?

No. My phone corrects put to out for some reason. Also like to lime.

No idea on gymneayst

 

[General Malaise]

You're a better man than I. I probably would have made a map of the Hawaiian Islands on the duvet cover.

I was just happy to have sex with a human. I would have skeeted in the backyard if she stipulated.