GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

You're a better man than I. I probably would have made a map of the Hawaiian Islands on the duvet cover.

I was just happy to have sex with a human. I would have skeeted in the backyard if she stipulated.

Hot.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Leasing a new minivan today

7 months into our Town & Country and I gotta say...been pretty nice. Wife loves it, I don't mind driving it around and it has all the space we need to get our giant mormon family around. Being able to stow/go the seats to haul stuff is an added perk. Really pleased with this purchase.

This is our 3rd one. They're practical

Also on the sports front don't sleep on eSports...LOL in full swing right now

 

[-fish-]

Sports gods need to alter the season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

Leicester vs Arsenal AND City vs Spurs on Sunday.

Who do I bet on?

at this point? Rover.

hmm...maybe. French whore seems like a good bet this weekend.

 

[bostonfred]

Also, "drunk racist from Boston" is the most redundant description I've ever read. Any present company excepted, of course.

Depahtment of Redundancy Depahtment Depahtment.

I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW

 

[-fish-]

She wants me as far away from her womb as possible when Mount Duggar erupts, so I dismounted like a Soviet Gymnist and awkwardly made my way to the bathroom while trying not to put a new stain on our hardwood floors.

WTF? There are a plethora of choices for you to target your demonseed. She can't get pregnant in her mouf.

 

[-fish-]

Fish,

Mammoth shirt is enroute

You're the man. Hopefully I can shrink it. I've lost 15 lbs since Xmas.

 

[bostonfred]

Jizzing on any surface she might sit near seems unwise

 

[strykerpks]

Oh yeah, had sex last night for first time since November. Had to pull out and skeet in my hand while retreating down the hallway like some sort of mentally disturbed monkey. Really cool vasectomy, Dr. Scott Norwood.

Sock/t-shirt down?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I guy I had met through my cousin's friends, when I was in HS, just got busted for child porn.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I guy I had met through my cousin's friends, when I was in HS, just got busted for child porn.

And no, my cousin didn't know Ted Nugent.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I guy I had met through my cousin's friends, when I was in HS, just got busted for child porn.

First Matt Forte and now this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I guy I had met through my cousin's friends, when I was in HS, just got busted for child porn.

First Matt Forte and now this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not real but great http://www.gq.com/story/cleveland-teen-becomes-rec-league-legend

 

[General Malaise]

Not real but great http://www.gq.com/story/cleveland-teen-becomes-rec-league-legend

He needs an invite here.

https://elyriact.smugmug.com/Sports/High-school-soccer/Westlake-boys-fall-to/i-RWMB5PR/0/X2/102815_WESTLAKESOCCER_KB04-X2.jpg

 

[krista4]

Just popping in to let you know that I've lived in the same house for 15 months straight.

 

[kevzilla]

Just popping in to let you know that I've lived in the same house for 15 months straight.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good morning, guys.

It's colder than krista's moving schedule here. 18 degrees and dropping, with the wind blowing a gale. I know that our upper mid-west friends will laugh at that and consider it a heat wave, but this is unusually cold for this neck of the woods.

 

[El Floppo]

Yeah. Brrrrrr.

Good day to take the kids skiing for their first time ever, apparently.

This should go great.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Where you guys going to ski, Flop?

 

[El Floppo]

Middletown? In CT of all places. Its for the kids... dunno if either of us are going to hit the slopes.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Do you guys eat the lady's fingers when you eat crabs? How about the "mustard"?

This is actually about crabs? Then no and yes.

 

[mr roboto]

Good morning, guys.

It's colder than krista's moving schedule here. 18 degrees and dropping, with the wind blowing a gale. I know that our upper mid-west friends will laugh at that and consider it a heat wave, but this is unusually cold for this neck of the woods.

####ssie. -9 this AM :flexespenis:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

86 today

 

[General Malaise]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

 

[General Malaise]

86 today

In a row?

 

[krista4]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

 

[General Malaise]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

Odd...my phone autocorrected 'lawyers' to 'lesbians'.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Going to see David Cross tonight

 

[bostonfred]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

Odd...my phone autocorrected 'lawyers' to 'lesbians'.

Explain that to my wife. I Google high definition pictures teenage lawyers once or twice and suddenly I'm the bad guy because my phone has auto correct.

 

[cosjobs]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight

10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Pitchers and catchers report next week. No reason to stoop to hockey

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm going to "sit in" as many electric cars as possible this year. Should be fun. Like the time I tried to sit in an Audi TT.

Did you get mad and throw it across the room?

X 1,000

 

[cosjobs]

I'm going to "sit in" as many electric cars as possible this year. Should be fun. Like the time I tried to sit in an Audi TT.

You'll be astonished how roomy they are. At least the Leaf. its amazing how much space you can get when you leave out the combustion engine and all the attached crap.

 

[cosjobs]

You're a better man than I. I probably would have made a map of the Hawaiian Islands on the duvet cover.

Probably more like Micronesia

 

[cosjobs]

Oh yeah, had sex last night for first time since November. Had to pull out and skeet in my hand while retreating down the hallway like some sort of mentally disturbed monkey. Really cool vasectomy, Dr. Scott Norwood.

Sock/t-shirt down?

Pearl necklace

 

[kevzilla]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

I think GM was thinking of the Forester.

 

[General Malaise]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

Odd...my phone autocorrected 'lawyers' to 'lesbians'.

Explain that to my wife. I Google high definition pictures teenage lawyers once or twice and suddenly I'm the bad guy because my phone has auto correct.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight

10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Pitchers and catchers report next week. No reason to stoop to hockey

Other than baseball being an unwatchable snooze.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Fish,

Mammoth shirt is enroute

You're the man. Hopefully I can shrink it. I've lost 15 lbs since Xmas.

i sent the xl one i bought for myself. i plan on getting up there one more time this year and will just swap out the xxl one. sorry i thought you were fat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

7 NHL games tonight10 NHL games tomorrow (including 2 in the afternoon)

5 NHL games on Sunday (including start times of 12:30ET, 12:30ET, and 3:30ET)

time to convert

Pitchers and catchers report next week. No reason to stoop to hockey

Gross

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

Sports gods need to alter the NFL season so that it ends the weekend before March Madness begins. This weekend is cruel and unnecessary to sports fans with no social life.

The timing of Sober February is no coincidence. Was an old Druid tradition. If nothing else, two good things about it. It makes you appreciate how important booze is to a happy life and lets your body heal some so theoretically you should live longer so you can drink more booze.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the consensus on Subaru Outbacks?

19,000 lesbians can't be wrong.

Odd...my phone autocorrected 'lawyers' to 'lesbians'.

Explain that to my wife. I Google high definition pictures teenage lawyers once or twice and suddenly I'm the bad guy because my phone has auto correct.

Yeah, bad guy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

####### Druids

 

[kevzilla]

You can throw out the records when the Texas Stars collide with the Lake Erie Monsters. No, really, nobody cares about the records. I'm just here to drink and yell and scope out all the milfy goodness.

 

[the rover]

Milfy Goodness is my Husker Du cover band.

 

[shuke]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Stop dropping off a stool sample?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

####### Druids

Those ####ers ruin everything.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oof

 

[Osaurus]

Week update?

 

[El Floppo]

1. Costco, etc.

Fin

 

[sports_fan]

Quesalupa's are excellent