GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

PM shuke 

 

[El Floppo]

It's acceptable to laugh at anyone who uses the phrase "escape goat" right?

unless it's somebody important... like a judge or something.

 

[El Floppo]

i will slap you across the mouth with an open hand

eta: I was pickling Furley's return not... oh, whatever. the slap too.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Announce: my 4 and a half year old finally decided to start pissing in the toilet

yes you read that correctly.

hopefully he'll decide to #### on the toilet this summer so we can send him to Kindergarten in the fall

If he loves to swim tell him no swimming until he does. Worked with my daughter.

 

[mr. furley]

http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/30/15/df84c6200a58944b98ae17bc4caaabaf.gif

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Soooo....the quote function disables the censor for "urinate" but not for "defecate"?

What would you call that?  It's not racists, unless a turd is a race, but it's.....something.  Waste-ist?

 

[Mr.Pack]

i will slap you across the mouth with an open hand

Hey GB!! Where ya been?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pretty crappy like ratio you have there, Furls.

 

[Limp Ditka]

My daughter won a prize at the school carnival - a beanie baby stuffed animal hedgehog. It has a name tag. It's name you ask?

Mr. Prickles. Fitting. 

Should have named it Ron

 

[Limp Ditka]

Soooo....the quote function disables the censor for "urinate" but not for "defecate"?

What would you call that?  It's not racists, unless a turd is a race, but it's.....something.  Waste-ist?

I'd call it ####ty

 

[mr. furley]

Hey GB!! Where ya been?

busily working on the beta for this new version of FBGs  (snogger>  hey)

jhoe had me working out of the Burma office with no outside line

 

[Osaurus]

I'm in Cape Coral on the southwest side

Greetings temporary southern neighbor.   I have a client nearby (Bonita Springs)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Not to Trump up some Trump in here, but I find some sense of irony that I read about this new anti trump ad on a site called 'The Slot'

 

[mr. furley]

We're getting the band back together!

dale told me be knifed you in Murfreesboro

so much for his credibility

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Furley's here?  I thought he just flew in for games...

 

[Henry Ford]

unless it's somebody important... like a judge or something.

I still won the motion.

 

[bentley]

We're getting the band back together!

I can't imagine a ####tier band than one with you and Furley.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't imagine a ####tier band than one with you and Furley.

Florida Georgia Line

 

[kevzilla]

Florida Georgia Line

Rascal Flatts worse than cancer

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Frank

 

[Binky The Doormat]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Love her

 

[mr. furley]

I can't imagine a ####tier band than one with you and Furley.

i spin records with my johnson while FDAS raps over Slayer tracks

 

[Epic Problem]

i spin records with my johnson while FDAS raps over Slayer tracks

:subscribe:

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Greetings temporary southern neighbor.   I have a client nearby (Bonita Springs)

Been there!

 

[Annyong]

Frank

Reminds me of my father in-law. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Love her

thirstyasianconstablebutterfly effect 

 

[Limp Ditka]

####### Frank going all limp and ####.

 

[Annyong]

My 3 year old was visibly upset that I tried serving him turkey sausage this morning. 

 

[strykerpks]

1 Week update?

Announce: my 4 and a half year old finally decided to start pissing in the toilet

yes you read that correctly.

hopefully he'll decide to #### on the toilet this summer so we can send him to Kindergarten in the fall

So there are others out there. 3.5yo pretty much refuses any potty related activity. At this rate his 11mo brother will be going before him.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Love her

Typical Irish fan.

 

[General Malaise]

1 Week update?

So there are others out there. 3.5yo pretty much refuses any potty related activity. At this rate his 11mo brother will be going before him.

If you guys don't fix it, his wife will.  Don't sweat it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Genius

 

[Dan Lambskin]

1 Week update?

So there are others out there. 3.5yo pretty much refuses any potty related activity. At this rate his 11mo brother will be going before him.

Yeah we tried everything too

bribery - ice cream for dinner, any toy in the toy store (also tried buying toys and putting them on the counter and he could only get them if he peed), a puppy (yes a ### #### puppy)...nope

putting him in undies or naked instead of a pull-up (just pissed himself or the floor)...nope

boot camp style - putting him on there every hour...nope

finally he confessed he was afraid of toilet alligators (or crocs)...thanks children's book! So we told him he could go outside and then in the tub and then finally he agreed to the toilet

 

[pats3in4]

Genius

TSA Marshal Willanholly approved their passage through the x-ray machine. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

Love me some something something.

 

[Limp Ditka]

as long as that something something isn't turkey sausage

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah we tried everything too

bribery - ice cream for dinner, any toy in the toy store (also tried buying toys and putting them on the counter and he could only get them if he peed), a puppy (yes a ### #### puppy)...nope

putting him in undies or naked instead of a pull-up (just pissed himself or the floor)...nope

boot camp style - putting him on there every hour...nope

finally he confessed he was afraid of toilet alligators (or crocs)...thanks children's book! So we told him he could go outside and then in the tub and then finally he agreed to the toilet

Outside in the backyard was a successful model for our boys, though it does come with inherent risks.  For example, when your 2.5 year old son decides to whip it out and pee down a slide in a public park, for instance.

 

[El Floppo]

4yo floppinha has been fully trained since about 2. but the last few months, she's decided it's best to pee once a day and poo once a week. makes sense.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

He should be, #### your fake sausage

It's not quite as egregious as turkey bacon, but still unforgivable

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

stuped ostrig

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Potty training chat?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Yeah we tried everything too

bribery - ice cream for dinner, any toy in the toy store (also tried buying toys and putting them on the counter and he could only get them if he peed), a puppy (yes a ### #### puppy)...nope

putting him in undies or naked instead of a pull-up (just pissed himself or the floor)...nope

boot camp style - putting him on there every hour...nope

finally he confessed he was afraid of toilet alligators (or crocs)...thanks children's book! So we told him he could go outside and then in the tub and then finally he agreed to the toilet

crate training time 

 

[tommyboy]

https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/709493198134120448/photo/1

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

page 153 save

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Greetings temporary southern neighbor.   I have a client nearby (Bonita Springs)

Yo, O. My trip was pretty much hit-and-run. Got in Friday afternoon and left Monday morning. So, most of my trip was eating, drinking, #######, and dodging snowbirds. 

Do you know Cape Coral at all? I'm trying to recall the establishments I visited (Friday was bad - I think I had 3 separate drunks that day). Duffy's, Monkey Bar, Tiki Hut at my hotel (holy crap - this place could sit like 300 people under a big palapa) were some of the places I bellied up in. Also did the Moose, VFW, Eagle, Elks tour with my lady friend's dad (cheap-###, but good drinks and food; breakfast was money) I was lost trying to figure out where everything was in relation to the others (well, Tiki Hut and the Monkey Bar were only a block apart).

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Note to self: If your wife is talking about Rube Goldberg machines and calls it Rubes Gold don't start laughing uncontrollably

 

[tommyboy]

Thats actually the correct response

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Note to self: If your wife is talking about Rube Goldberg machines and calls it Rubes Gold don't start laughing uncontrollably

Was she talking about your fake football drafting abilities?