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Found a "caucus for Bernie" flyer in my front door.  Apparently my caucus site is at a spot within viewing distance of my house.  Thinking about going. 

 
krista4 said:
Found a "caucus for Bernie" flyer in my front door.  Apparently my caucus site is at a spot within viewing distance of my house.  Thinking about going. 
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You have GOT to go to this and report back.  I can only imagine the sort of shenanigans a bunch of octogenarians "feelin' the Bern!" can get in to.

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
You have GOT to go to this and report back.  I can only imagine the sort of shenanigans a bunch of octogenarians "feelin' the Bern!" can get in to.
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Mr krista is pretty into the idea of going, too.  I assume WA will be heavily Bernie, but I'm not sure about my area.  The whole thing sounds sickly fascinating to me, though.  If the weather is crappy I think we'll go.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Breaking news: I'm an idiot.

I "knew" the microwave that kicked the bucket on me was 2.0 cf when I went to buy its replacement today. This new 2.0 cf unit I brought home is like twice as big as the one I got rid of. I now have enough counter space to dice only one carrot.
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Was your last one square?

 
Henry Ford said:
You know oil goes bad, right?
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You're familiar with confit, right? Before refrigeration, meat was submerged into containers of fat for long term storage. The fat could eventually go rancid in the heat, but very unlikely to make you sick or kill  you.

 
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Oils with herbs in them are a regular source of botulism in this country, because people think the oil will forever preserve the items in them. Stuff fried in oil doesn't magically last forever because it has oil and salt on it.

 
Tecumseh said:
Stupid #######s in Georgia trying to pull the same stuff. NFL has already basically said that passage would cost us hosting a Super Bowl. Homophobes in the legislature don't care, but fortunately it looks like our Governor will probably veto.
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Wrote him to replace "gay"  in his proposal to "white male"  and then let me know if it sounded like a good idea.   Ahole

 
Henry Ford said:
If I bought the house next door to the laundromat, I would have qualified for a rural housing loan.
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What's the biggest city near you?  I've driven through that state numerous times...it can get very very rural.  I remember driving the highway from Shreveport to Aleandria and wondering "where is anybody" numerous times.  My windshield looked like Anteitam after I stopped.  Just huge bugs getting blasted.

 
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General Malaise said:
What's the biggest city near you?  I've driven through that state numerous times...it can get very very rural.  I remember driving the highway from Shreveport to Aleandria and wondering "where is anybody" numerous times.  My windshield looked like Anteitam after I stopped.  Just huge bugs getting blasted.
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Closest to Baton Rouge, I think.

 
General Malaise said:
What's the biggest city near you?  I've driven through that state numerous times...it can get very very rural.  I remember driving the highway from Shreveport to Aleandria and wondering "where is anybody" numerous times.  My windshield looked like Anteitam after I stopped.  Just huge bugs getting blasted.
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History major bonus points for almost spelling Antietam correctly.

 
It wasn't a sports trivia either.  Not a single history category either which sucks.  I seemed to have a gift of remembering movie taglines though which is odd.  For example I knew "Benjamin is worried about his future" immediately was the Graduate.  A movie released 4 years before I was born and I've seen exactly once about 15 years ago.

 
@Officer Pete Malloy

Lots of people there from HS I haven't seen since HS and everyone wanted to know wtf the deal was with cat shirts.  I think I re-told the story 4 times during the night to various people during the night that asked the origin.  As I got drunker I started embellishing things a bit because it amuses me.  You went from "a GB from Bakersfield" to "A GB from Bakersfield, he's a genius.  He won Jeopardy and Ben Stein's money, some say he could be our next President". 

I'm an idiot.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
@Officer Pete Malloy

Lots of people there from HS I haven't seen since HS and everyone wanted to know wtf the deal was with cat shirts.  I think I re-told the story 4 times during the night to various people during the night that asked the origin.  As I got drunker I started embellishing things a bit because it amuses me.  You went from "a GB from Bakersfield" to "A GB from Bakersfield, he's a genius.  He won Jeopardy and Ben Stein's money, some say he could be our next President". 

Also asked a gal to come back to the house and hot tub but the chick she came there with got drunk and was about to pass out. About 80% sure she wanted to come over too.  

I'm an idiot.
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Lolololol wtf

 
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