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guys, we're still hammering out the details of hacktrade

suffice it to say it's going to make the Ricky Williams deal look reasonable

 
General Malaise said:
Hack, my go-to session beer can be had at Rite-Aid for $7.99 a sixer.  I like the cans because I can hide them in my giant recycle can vs. bottles which stick out like a sore thumb on my curb in a red bin.  Like to try and hide my alcoholism from the neighbors as best I can.  6% ABV and 50 IBU.  Solid little beer for the price.
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You have different recycling receptacles?

 
strykerpks said:
Anybody else drinking? Remember when we'd knock out 3-4 pages on a Friday night?
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I've had a couple.

Last week at this time @Kraft..., @JZilla, and I were in Philadelphia getting drinks bought for us by a bunch of pro-Sooner chicks who liked to sit on laps.  Had a crazy night of Jenga, boobs, hot towlettes, and free shots. 

We were staying at the same hotel as the North Carolina Tar Heels hoops team who was playing in the Sweet 16.  At 2:30 am with hundreds of Tar Heel fans in the lobby waiting for their victorious team to return, someone yelled "TAR HEELS SUCK!!!!!!!!" from the 4th floor. 

I wonder who that was?  :coffee:  

i was hungover from Friday on Monday. 

 
Doctor Detroit said:
I've had a couple.

Last week at this time @Kraft..., @JZilla, and I were in Philadelphia getting drinks bought for us by a bunch of pro-Sooner chicks who liked to sit on laps.  Had a crazy night of Jenga, boobs, hot towlettes, and free shots. 

We were staying at the same hotel as the North Carolina Tar Heels hoops team who was playing in the Sweet 16.  At 2:30 am with hundreds of Tar Heel fans in the lobby waiting for their victorious team to return, someone yelled "TAR HEELS SUCK!!!!!!!!" from the 4th floor. 

I wonder who that was?  :coffee:  

i was hungover from Friday on Monday. 
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I didn't think Sooner chicks liked...um...:whisper: the blacks

 
strykerpks said:
I didn't think Sooner chicks liked...um...:whisper: the blacks
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Gotta play the Black Cowboy card for the win.

That was a dirty chick, super hot and crazy.  She sat on the lap of one of my buddy's Dad.

Her:  So what's your name Cowboy?

Him:  :unsure:

Me: They call him "Big Chaps."

Her:  Oh I can see that.  Your pants are warm, did you just pee yourself?

Him: :unsure:

:wholebarbustsoutlaughing:

Later "little Chaps" told me "Big Chaps" has some prostate issues, so she may have been onto something.  Literally. 

 
Guns n roses played a show last night at the troubadour for $10.  Set list was awesome. 

And I've been in a hotel for a week with no end in sight. 

 
I have no idea what happened to my life. Wednesday I'm drinking Jasmine tea and today I'm sitting here watching horses prance around at a horse show my wife's friend is in. If I hadn't changed my own oil this morning I think I would have more questions than I am comfortable with 

 
GroveDiesel said:
I have no idea what happened to my life. Wednesday I'm drinking Jasmine tea and today I'm sitting here watching horses prance around at a horse show my wife's friend is in. If I hadn't changed my own oil this morning I think I would have more questions than I am comfortable with 
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That's a good summary as to why I'm in a hotel. 

 
mr roboto said:
I'm having my birthday dinner next week at Surley taproom in Minneapolis. Such good beer and their food is excellent. 
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Guys from work tout this place when they go to the mothership. I haven't been there yet, but on my next trip up, I plan on it.

 
i'm really happy to be back in Portland.   It was 38 and drizzling when i left a week ago, its 75 and sunny now.   Theres nothing like Portland in early spring, every lady from age 20-30 goes out with a tube top,no bra and a mini skirt or skin tight shorts at the first sign of sun.  too bad i have to work most of the day.

 
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I'm not a religious man but I'm pretty sure Hell would be going with your wife and 3 children to the outlet mall to visit the aquarium and Lego Land that opened just a few weeks ago

 
Dan Lambskin said:
I'm not a religious man but I'm pretty sure Hell would be going with your wife and 3 children to the outlet mall to visit the aquarium and Lego Land that opened just a few weeks ago
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Hell for the wife. The trick is to join the kids and act like a 6 yr old boy, while she sits there planning your death. Pro move, spill some ice cream all over your face, neck and hands then go to her for a wipedown

 
about 6-7 years ago my wife insisted that we needed a top of the line vacuum. fine, whatever. 

today, for the first time since buying the vacuum she actually used it.... and has determined that it sucks and we need a new one.

i do all the cleaning and have literally never had a problem with it.  

she uses it once... and now she wants to curb this one and go buy a top of the line replacement

i ####### give up

 
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