GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

[roadkill1292]

Heading to Maryland in the morning to see my mom. We're doing Mother's Day a day early (her choice as the most practical person I know). Myself, mom, brother, a couple of aunts, and an uncle-in-law. I think the place we're going has steamed crabs and I'm gonna throw down on them as I haven't eaten one in two years (Maryland Card forfeited).

Sunday, I think Glorious Boobs is (are?) coming over after I get back home.

Wash your hands real well.

After eating the crabs, you filthy psychos. 

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was budgeting a couple hours.

That's normal people sleeve hours.  When you get a sleeve one Tazmanian Devil tattoo at a time, it takes much longer.

 

[krista4]

Congrats to the 'ninjas!

 

[General Malaise]

That's normal people sleeve hours.  When you get a sleeve one Tazmanian Devil diseased chicken tattoo at a time, it takes much longer.

FYP

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That's normal people sleeve hours.  When you get a sleeve one Tazmanian Devil tattoo at a time, it takes much longer.

Today: Sleeveless

2021: Short sleeve

2026: 3/4 sleeve

2041: Lil Abe

 

[mr. furley]

did the board upgrade include a way to ignore threads?

i'm getting sucked in to the Build the Wall thread and i hate myself for it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"What's the deal with cafeteria food?"

Video of kid texted to you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Video of kid texted to you.

I saw it but couldn't play with volume up very high.  Will watch at home.  

 

[kevzilla]

I can't imagine why Yahoo is having problems. There's currently a DFS video playing on my home page. From Week 12.

 

[Ignoramus]

I can't imagine why Yahoo is having problems. There's currently a DFS video playing on my home page. From Week 12.

Of 2016?!?!?  :shocked:

 

[kevzilla]

Of 2016?!?!?  :shocked:

Now, that would be some useful information, right there.

 

[heckmanm]

I submit that it is impossible to climb a flight of stairs two-at-a-time without looking like a goober.

 

[bostonfred]

I submit that it is impossible to climb a flight of stairs two-at-a-time without looking like a goober.

Rocky?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Video of kid texted to you.

I bet he got laid.

 

[heckmanm]

Rocky?

Fair enough.  It's impossible to do so WALKING.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hanging with wife, drinking on patio.  Then Beerkid comes home from work.  Both of them in deep conversation.  Kill me.

on the plus side I can play #### like coheed without her nagging.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hanging with wife, drinking on patio.  Then Beerkid comes home from work.  Both of them in deep conversation.  Kill me.

on the plus side I can play #### like coheed without her nagging.

Rather listen to wife and kid.

 

[Henry Ford]

Heading to Maryland in the morning to see my mom. We're doing Mother's Day a day early (her choice as the most practical person I know). Myself, mom, brother, a couple of aunts, and an uncle-in-law. I think the place we're going has steamed crabs and I'm gonna throw down on them as I haven't eaten one in two years (Maryland Card forfeited).

Sunday, I think Glorious Boobs is (are?) coming over after I get back home.

I recommend you begin the day with Glorious Boobs by telling her it's very important to you to do something sexual with her that she has never done before but has thought about trying.  See what she comes up with.  Should keep the day interesting.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I recommend you begin the day with Glorious Boobs by telling her it's very important to you to do something sexual with her that she has never done before but has thought about trying.  See what she comes up with.  Should keep the day interesting.

I'm afraid to do that because, from what I've seen so far, it's liable to involve bananas, a homeless person, a goat, and a lug wrench

 

[Annyong]

https://imgur.com/a/gTRGo

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm afraid to do that because, from what I've seen so far, it's liable to involve bananas, a homeless person, a goat, and a lug wrench

Right.  Come on, live a little.

 

[Henry Ford]

https://imgur.com/a/gTRGo

Oof.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm afraid to do that because, from what I've seen so far, it's liable to involve bananas, a homeless person, a goat, and a lug wrench

Go on...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bet he got laid.

I definitely see a Hawaiian shirt in his future.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm on a boat.  

 

[Henry Ford]

I think I'm going to look into whether it's possible to quit my job and go be a maritime personal injury lawyer in the Caribbean.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pack, is that your first Uruk double-quote? Congrats, and welcome to the dark side.

I think my GB roadie is right, though. Ten years ago, people though myspace was gonna be the #### for decades

Yes, yes it is. I'm honored to be in the club.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm afraid to do that because, from what I've seen so far, it's liable to involve bananas, a homeless person, a goat, and a lug wrench

No vise-grips?

 

[tommyboy]

I think I'm going to look into whether it's possible to quit my job and go be a maritime personal injury lawyer in the Caribbean.

That actually sounds like a tremendous idea

 

[mr. furley]

 

[mr. furley]

couldn't reply without that quote box from stryker appearing

@Officer Pete Malloy my kid thinks Jose is a bad word

sorry

 

[tommyboy]

Wait until he hears about Ramon

 

[tommyGunZ]

tommyboy - I believe we have a $100 bet on Hillary winning the nomination, right?  You want my PayPal addy, or do you want to wait another 2 months until it's official.

 

[tommyboy]

tommyboy - I believe we have a $100 bet on Hillary winning the nomination, right?  You want my PayPal addy, or do you want to wait another 2 months until it's official.

i dont' remember honestly.  find the link and show me and I'll happily pay you as soon as she's official

 

[bostonfred]

Now I know why sanders still thinks he has hope

 

[GroveDiesel]

Went to the zoo today: Draw me like one of your french girls

 

[bostonfred]

Got beers with ignoramus today

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm afraid to do that because, from what I've seen so far, it's liable to involve bananas, a homeless person, a goat, and a lug wrench

And just what about that is a reason to be afraid????

 

[Ignoramus]

Went to the Astros game tonight and a lady next to me got hit with a foul ball and broke her finger(s).  I got the ball... thought about giving it to her but I don't think she would have appreciated it as much as I do.

 

[Ignoramus]

Got beers with ignoramus today

That beer probably tastes like rat piss.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Went to the Astros game tonight and a lady next to me got hit with a foul ball and broke her finger(s).  I got the ball... thought about giving it to her but I don't think she would have appreciated it as much as I do.




 

You didn't give it to her BECAUSE YOU CARE.  

 

[urbanhack]

high guys

 

[kevzilla]

high guys

How did you know?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I think I'm going to look into whether it's possible to quit my job and go be a maritime personal injury lawyer in the Caribbean.

I'll volunteer to get hurt there, if you need a first case

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Went to the Astros game tonight and a lady next to me got hit with a foul ball and broke her finger(s).  I got the ball... thought about giving it to her but I don't think she would have appreciated it as much as I do.

       

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No...no...no...nooooo

 

[tommyboy]

Only took until 10am til the wife had her annual mothers day meltdown. I think that's a record

 

[mr. furley]

Only took until 10am til the wife had her annual mothers day meltdown. I think that's a record

at least mine waited until 1 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at least mine waited until 1 

What's up with this?

 

[mr. furley]

What's up with this?

wimmen, amirite?