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Well I didn't even know that about Honey Boo Boo. Although this serves her well - if she meets someone and that person says 'Oh like from Honey Boo Boo?' Then my daughter will know to avoid that person at all costs. 

 
mr roboto said:
Well I didn't even know that about Honey Boo Boo. Although this serves her well - if she meets someone and that person says 'Oh like from Honey Boo Boo?' Then my daughter will know to avoid that person at all costs. 
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I don't think anyone will make that connection.

I was watching a season of "Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars" this weekend that I apparently had missed.  "Mama June" and "Sugar Bear" were on it. :bag:

 
GroveDiesel said:
The only thing I understand in your post is the first sentence.
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It roughly translates to "My job involves trying to keep my clients from killing themselves while I beg insurance companies/judges/juries to give me gobs of money, so I watch the worst shows on television whenever I get the chance to turn off my brain."

 
Henry Ford said:
It roughly translates to "My job involves trying to keep my clients from killing themselves while I beg insurance companies/judges/juries to give me gobs of money, so I watch the worst shows on television whenever I get the chance to turn off my brain."
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More days than not I'm glad that I dropped out of law school. 

 
Drove to Orlando and back last week because BIL married a girl who wanted a ####### Disney wedding. In ####### JUNE.  Would have been a miserable week even without some rube letting his kid go wading with the gators.

 
I have a guest coming to Austin for the 4th. Trying to find a boat to rent because it's going to be hot as hades and we have a nice lake here.  Wish me luck. 

 
Abraham said:
I have a guest coming to Austin for the 4th. Trying to find a boat to rent because it's going to be hot as hades and we have a nice lake here.  Wish me luck. 
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I would like to meet this guest some time. I have a sometimes guest that owns a boat but I don't think that's an option.

I'm sure it's too late for the 4th, but I've always heard that those boat clubs are a pretty good deal for occasional use.

 
bentley said:
I would like to meet this guest some time. I have a sometimes guest that owns a boat but I don't think that's an option.

I'm sure it's too late for the 4th, but I've always heard that those boat clubs are a pretty good deal for occasional use.
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You and the misses available one day over the weekend?  So far...

arrival Thursday afternoon. Probably south Cjngress and Guerros for Margs and Mexican food. 

Friday night oasis for happy hour and Steiner steakhouse for dinner 

Saturday swifts attic for dinner. 

Sunday looking for a boat 

Monday maybe the Willie picnic although I'm not wild about that. 

Barton springs and Amy's ice cream in there. 

 
Leaving for San Diego for a trip with friends on the 5th. Otherwise your Friday plan would be right in our wheelhouse. We're really close to Steiner and Oasis and like both places.

 
Talking about this the other day with friends, we were discussing the utterly stupid things we did for the opposite sex to curry their affection or stay in their good nookie giving graces.  In my mid 20s I briefly dated a single mom who was dumber than a pile of dirt, but had a great body and was terrific in the sack.  She worked as a cocktail waitress at a dive bar, never learned how to drive and called me freaked out crying because she thought Bono of U2 had died.  She had confused Sonny Bono with the jagoff lead singer from Ireland.  

Anyhow, for my birthday she bought me this thin, leafy gold bracelet that looked a little like this.  I laughed when she gave it to me and she cried.  From that point forward, I had to wear it when I was around her to avoid any drama.  And I did.  Because sex.  All my friends ridiculed me for it, rightfully so.  After I dumped her, I pawned it.  I got $6 for it.  

I'm sure - no, I KNOW - I've done far more ridiculous things for ladies, but that one made my buddies laugh.  WHATCHAGOT?!?!??!?!

 
General Malaise said:
Talking about this the other day with friends, we were discussing the utterly stupid things we did for the opposite sex to curry their affection or stay in their good nookie giving graces.  In my mid 20s I briefly dated a single mom who was dumber than a pile of dirt, but had a great body and was terrific in the sack.  She worked as a cocktail waitress at a dive bar, never learned how to drive and called me freaked out crying because she thought Bono of U2 had died.  She had confused Sonny Bono with the jagoff lead singer from Ireland.  

Anyhow, for my birthday she bought me this thin, leafy gold bracelet that looked a little like this.  I laughed when she gave it to me and she cried.  From that point forward, I had to wear it when I was around her to avoid any drama.  And I did.  Because sex.  All my friends ridiculed me for it, rightfully so.  After I dumped her, I pawned it.  I got $6 for it.  

I'm sure - no, I KNOW - I've done far more ridiculous things for ladies, but that one made my buddies laugh.  WHATCHAGOT?!?!??!?!
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I went to an Eagles concert.  In 1994.  I paid over $100 per ticket and drove several hundred miles for the pleasure.

 
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