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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

Time for bed.  I'm wiped out.

It's 10.

Anyone that can hire a contract killer and end it for me, I'd appreciate it. Bonus if they can frame FDAS for it.

 
-fish- said:
I'm pretty sure I could take my fat ### to NOLA, put on some seersucker,  and work my way through that town like shuke eating a bag of fries.

But I'm not a soulless ginger.
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I don't live in NOLA, but close enough to sue people there.

And you'd be surprised how hard it is to get laid wearing seersucker.

 
General Malaise said:
:lmao:

I logged into one account and saw a "no-reply warning" email from Google saying somebody was trying to access my account with a strange IP address.  I clicked the details and the IP address was Portland, ME.  

Homer figured it out though. 
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I'm still outraged

 
"Blackleaf, nooooooo!!"

Also, #### Crowley, LA right in it's ####hole.  Once got slammed into on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles by a truck full of illegal migrant workers(pro tip: Illegal migrants rarely have auto insurance) a day before Mardi Gras started in good, ol' Crowley.  Had to hitch a ride with an uber-religious(though exceptionally nice) oil rig worker, sell my scrapped car to some local hick auto body guy, get denied from every rental car joint within 100 miles, and cool my heels in a Best Western all within 12 hours while a friend of the wife's drove from Tallahassee to cart my a$$ back to Florida so I could start all over again a few days later.

tldr: Crowley, LA is pretty much the Jack Chick tract of the south.

 
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Henry Ford said:
Nobody wants to hear that she's buying me martinis next Thursday for a late lunch and said to block out extra time to discuss this bill she wants to draft.  I'll just keep it to myself.
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Sounds tedious.  Maybe throw in some bad decisions, her opinion on a hot dog being a sandwich, and drunken sex with questionable consent.  Just spitballing here.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
"Blackleaf, nooooooo!!"

Also, #### Crowley, LA right in it's ####hole.  Once got slammed into on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles by a truck full of illegal migrant workers(pro tip: Illegal migrants rarely have auto insurance) a day before Mardi Gras started in good, ol' Crowley.  Had to hitch a ride with an uber-religious(though exceptionally nice) oil rig worker, sell my scrapped car to some local hick auto body guy, get denied from every rental car joint within 100 miles, and cool my heals in a Best Western all within 12 hours while a friend of the wife's drove from Tallahassee to cart my a$$ back to Florida so I could start all over again a few days later.

tldr: Crowley, LA is pretty much the Jack Chick tract of the south.
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I try to never go West of the Atchafalaya River.

 
5-ish Finkle said:
"Blackleaf, nooooooo!!"

Also, #### Crowley, LA right in it's ####hole.  Once got slammed into on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles by a truck full of illegal migrant workers(pro tip: Illegal migrants rarely have auto insurance) a day before Mardi Gras started in good, ol' Crowley.  Had to hitch a ride with an uber-religious(though exceptionally nice) oil rig worker, sell my scrapped car to some local hick auto body guy, get denied from every rental car joint within 100 miles, and cool my heals in a Best Western all within 12 hours while a friend of the wife's drove from Tallahassee to cart my a$$ back to Florida so I could start all over again a few days later.

tldr: Crowley, LA is pretty much the Jack Chick tract of the south.
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Not to defend Crowley, but it sounds like the locals were pretty helpful.  It wasn't Crowley's fault that you totaled your car.

 
It wasn't Crowley's fault that you totaled your car.
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It wasn't mine either.  If some bohunk farmer hadn't choose to employ an a$$load of illegals who never learned to properly drive.....  

At any rate, my mind about Crowley is very unlikely to be changed.

it sounds like the locals were pretty helpful.
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The exceptionally religious/nice gentleman who allowed me to hitch a ride was from Port Charles.  So, "Go Port Charles!" I guess.

 
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Homer, I want you to know I'm thinking of you during this difficult time.   I'm thinking how great it would be if a grizzly mauled you to death on one of your pointless hikes through the mountains.  
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And that the bear is drunk as #### on a couple cases of cheap beer.  Suck it, Alanis Morissette

 
I can see the headlines:

"Elderly Balding Lawyer Sexually Assaulted By Former Beauty Pageant Winner/Director Of International Children's Charity" 

 
5-ish Finkle said:
"Blackleaf, nooooooo!!"

Also, #### Crowley, LA right in it's ####hole.  Once got slammed into on a cross-country trip to Los Angeles by a truck full of illegal migrant workers(pro tip: Illegal migrants rarely have auto insurance) a day before Mardi Gras started in good, ol' Crowley.  Had to hitch a ride with an uber-religious(though exceptionally nice) oil rig worker, sell my scrapped car to some local hick auto body guy, get denied from every rental car joint within 100 miles, and cool my heels in a Best Western all within 12 hours while a friend of the wife's drove from Tallahassee to cart my a$$ back to Florida so I could start all over again a few days later.

tldr: Crowley, LA is pretty much the Jack Chick tract of the south.
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Ooooooooooooooooooof...............they do have a nice rice festival, i'm told.

 
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