GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (26 Viewers)

[tommyboy]

could come in handy

http://www.newser.com/story/229089/temporary-tattoo-tells-you-when-youve-drank-too-much.html

 

[krista4]

Maybe visit Snoop in jail?

She is terrifying.

 

[Sconch]

is sconch and scootch the same person?   asking for a friend

Like you have a friend

 

[Sconch]

:homersignal:

 

[Binky The Doormat]

:homersignal:

No way that headline writer keeps his job.  

 

[Sconch]

No way that headline writer keeps his job.  

Think he pissed his career away?

 

[Sconch]

Advice

 

[Mr.Pack]

Good news: no cancer, bad news: still no answers as to what's wrong with her. Her Endocrinologist is calling on other Endos to consult on what she might have, Thanks for all the well wishes.

 

[Sconch]

Good news: no cancer, bad news: still no answers as to what's wrong with her. Her Endocrinologist is calling on other Endos to consult on what she might have, Thanks for all the well wishes.

Congrats on the good news

 

[tommyboy]

Like you have a friend

An acquaintance 

 

[berndog]

Good news: no cancer, bad news: still no answers as to what's wrong with her. Her Endocrinologist is calling on other Endos to consult on what she might have, Thanks for all the well wishes.

Great news and hope you get a definitive answer soon 

 

[berndog]

GB good friends drinking bourbon and smoking cigars with you  when you need it. 

A smart person would call it a night but my intelligence would never be exhibit A in  a  court case. 

Good music , stars and a kegerator says I am going to feel like #### in the morning 

 

[Sconch]

I actually have to work tomorrow.  F-ING sucks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I actually have to work tomorrow.  F-ING sucks.

We've been lied to

 

[berndog]

I actually have to work tomorrow.  F-ING sucks.

Me to so probably a blessing in disguise my keg just kicked. 

 

[Sconch]

We've been lied to

School starts a week from today.  

 

[krista4]

Maybe head down to the ports and chat up some stevedores?

Anybody have the address where I can find that church with Valchek's stained glass window?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I might to have to go to Baltimore for business August 22-24.  UH, is that close enough to you, and will you be in town, such that we might get some Bill time?

Is there anyone else I should be seeing in that area?  Omar and Stringer Bell are dead, so that has cut down my list a lot.

I'm 2-3 hours away. During the week will be tough, but let me know if/when your plans solidify and we'll see.

 

[Abraham]

Jamaica queens is a dump.  That is all

 

[Abraham]

The video of the guy taking a face full of chili at the Pirates game last night is awesome. 

 

[Tiger Fan]

Brand smack a necessity without a doubt.

this guy gets it

 

[Limp Ditka]

School starts a week from today.  

Kind of defeats the whole 'summers off' mantra, dontchathink?

 

[Abraham]

Did anyone else know that the CIA website has tons of interesting demographic information available about other countries, and it's better organized than Wikipedia?  I love geography. I learned a ton about Liberia just now. Thanks CIA!

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/li.html

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Was good knowing you, Abe.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I mean, anonymously, as a faceless person from the innerwebs.

I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HIM!!

 

[bostonfred]

http://i.imgur.com/an1DIxB.gifv

Scale from one to ten.  

 

[Limp Ditka]

Friend's loony right wing dad from facebook, whom I mentioned earlier, seems to think that Malia Obama smoking weed makes that Muslim and his wife terrible parents.

Should I tell him that his sons have been high for about 3 decades?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you'll entertain us with the outcome, yes.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'll probably have to pass on that one. Life long friendship probably ruined if I go that route.

The guy should probably stick to complaining about her twerking. Then he'd have some ground to stand on

 

[5-ish Finkle]

http://i.imgur.com/an1DIxB.gifv

Scale from one to ten.  

Pretty sure that's a guy, soooo....

2.5

The cucumber gets a 9 though.  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Pretty sure that's a guy, soooo....

2.5

The cucumber gets a 9 though.  

So, you'd have teh sechs with the cucumber?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I don't go for the inter-division/phylum stuff.  Just saying, for a cucumber, it's pretty hawt.

Way hotter than the dude that's deep throating it, anyway.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Hilarious and incredibly offensive (so bad that I won't even post a link here). Decidedly NSFW.


An animated short based on an actual transcript of an exchange in a Georgia Courtroom.

Google this (available on Youtube):


State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim




(neat board for formatting)

 

[tommyboy]

http://i.imgur.com/an1DIxB.gifv

Scale from one to ten.  

400

 

[Sconch]

Friend's loony right wing dad from facebook, whom I mentioned earlier, seems to think that Malia Obama smoking weed makes that Muslim and his wife terrible parents.

Should I tell him that his sons have been high for about 3 decades?

Yes

 

[Abraham]

The section on North Korea is fascinating. 

 

[krista4]

I'm 2-3 hours away. During the week will be tough, but let me know if/when your plans solidify and we'll see.

I decided to decline.  Don't think I would have had any free time anyway, as it turned out. :(

 

[Sconch]

I'll probably have to pass on that one. Life long friendship probably ruined if I go that route.

The guy should probably stick to complaining about her twerking. Then he'd have some ground to stand on

I would actually go with something like "I agree, Pete!  I'm so glad I don't have any friends that smoke pot."

 

[Sconch]

The video of the guy taking a face full of chili at the Pirates game last night is awesome. 

It's just nacho day, buddy

even drops his beer

 

[mr. furley]

i'll dress however you want. $100/hr. no funny business.

 

[Sconch]

Worked for 5 hours today.  Complete Fing Bull####.

 

[kevzilla]

Worked for 5 hours today.  Complete Fing Bull####.

Feel you. I almost didn't have time to jump in the pool at lunch.

Still refilling

 

[Hawks64]

Good news: no cancer, bad news: still no answers as to what's wrong with her. Her Endocrinologist is calling on other Endos to consult on what she might have, Thanks for all the well wishes.

Awesome news with the no cancer, hoping they get it figured out ASAP.

 

[Hawks64]

http://i.imgur.com/an1DIxB.gifv

Scale from one to ten.  

1000000000000000?

 

[Ignoramus]

This guy narrating the balance beam thing is a real #####. 

 

[Sconch]

This guy narrating the balance beam thing is a real #####. 

West coast people are t there yet, jerk

 

[Ignoramus]

West coast people are t there yet, jerk

Don't bother watching the Bears pre-season game when it finally airs over there then. Just a heads up. 

 

[Frostillicus]

West coast people are t there yet, jerk

Spoiler

Your mom wins the deep throat gold medal. [/quote]

 

[Sconch]

Don't bother watching the Bears pre-season game when it finally airs over there then. Just a heads up. 

SHUT THE HECK UP GYMNASTICS ARE ON.  MY WIFE IS DEDUCTING POINTS BY THE 1/10000

 

[Sconch]

Spoiler

Your mom wins the deep throat gold medal.

[/QUOTE]
Yawn.  She's like Usain Phelps