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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

I've been peeing a whole lot lately, particularly at night. Getting old is neat.  Saw the doc and she prescribed me a med to try.  Here's what I didn't know, made crock pot chicken and at the climax, nothing came out.  It was like that scene in Something About Mary.  I actually felt my ears to make sure no hair gel was hanging off.  It was like some sort of twisted magic trick.  Did some Loogling and turns out it's a common side effect.

 I'm not taking this med any longer. 

 
kevzilla said:
The Czechs here in Central Texas become quite incensed when those other things are called kolaches. Just trying to be culturally sensitive here. :oldunsure:  

:lmao:
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Jesus. I thought we'd spare the rest of the world this debate.

Technically, we had donuts and klobasneks for lunch. And yes, there's a group of people around here that get very mad if you call them kolaches.

 
bentley said:
Jesus. I thought we'd spare the rest of the world this debate.

Technically, we had donuts and klobasneks for lunch. And yes, there's a group of people around here that get very mad if you call them kolaches.
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After PicklechatTM, I'm pretty sure everything goes.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I've been peeing a whole lot lately, particularly at night. Getting old is neat.  Saw the doc and she prescribed me a med to try.  Here's what I didn't know, made crock pot chicken and at the climax, nothing came out.  It was like that scene in Something About Mary.  I actually felt my ears to make sure no hair gel was hanging off.  It was like some sort of twisted magic trick.  Did some Loogling and turns out it's a common side effect.

 I'm not taking this med any longer. 
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Seriously, this was more confusing than the first time I discovered the reason for my special purpose which was quite scary because I thought I had some sort of infection with the amount of #### that came out. Catholic school didn't exactly have the most up front sex ed.  I thought little tadpoles were supposed to come out.

 
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Sconch said:
Got a new student today from Littlefield TX.   I asked but he said he doesn't know @bentley
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I was at a happy hour last week at Amaya's and chatting the young Hispanic lady next to me. Turns out she works at the same company as gbjb. She not only knows who he is, but offered that she would really like to work for him. I told her she probably didn't drink enough for that department.

 
cosjobs said:
I was at a happy hour last week at Amaya's and chatting the young Hispanic lady next to me. Turns out she works at the same company as gbjb. She not only knows who he is, but offered that she would really like to work for him. I told her she probably didn't drink enough for that department.
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I'm going to need some initials. Because little Hispanic lady who loves me is a pretty broad description.

 
On a week long Bender (fAmiky vacation). With wife ND her cousin and 6 kids totak

Drinking Lot.   Huge fight over potatoes at dinner to night between the women 

:banned:

 
Captain Quinoa said:
p and s Trump is going to win and the butthurt will be delicious.  Bye again.
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Glad you are still alive.

Wish you were still funny.

 
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I think the internet has passed me by. I don't get why the Harambe thing has become a meme all of a sudden or why it's supposed to be funny.

 
mr. furley said:
for a period of time from about the age of 7 until maybe....8.... i "got" wrestling. watched the events. knew the names of the wrestlers. then i lost interest. how does anyone older than that watch wrestling? i'm as perplexed by this as i am by the moon landing.
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There's no way I'm going to "win" this discussion, but I'll attempt to answer.  Loved wrestling as a kid, and then again in the mid/late 90s when they had the nWo and "attitude" era in WWF . It was funny, stupid and entertaining.  Something to drink beer to in college and schtick it up.

Fast forward 15 years and Wrestlemania was coming to town, so me and some friends thought it would be fun to go for nostalgia purposes.  I started watching it again to get familiar with the characters and storylines.

It's still a guilty pleasure thing for me. But I'm more intrigued with the backroom business  aspect of it all.  I record it every week, but I almost never watch a full match.

tl;dr - i'm trash b/c i still record wrasslin

 
Tiger Fan said:
There's no way I'm going to "win" this discussion, but I'll attempt to answer.  Loved wrestling as a kid, and then again in the mid/late 90s when they had the nWo and "attitude" era in WWF . It was funny, stupid and entertaining.  Something to drink beer to in college and schtick it up.

Fast forward 15 years and Wrestlemania was coming to town, so me and some friends thought it would be fun to go for nostalgia purposes.  I started watching it again to get familiar with the characters and storylines.

It's still a guilty pleasure thing for me. But I'm more intrigued with the backroom business  aspect of it all.  I record it every week, but I almost never watch a full match.

tl;dr - i'm trash b/c i still record wrasslin
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to each their own. i just don't understand it.

i'll buy you a beer at Lambeau in 2 weeks and we can discuss hoity toity topic like best method for cooking a bratwurst and how to make boudin at home under a time constraint.

 
mr. furley said:
to each their own. i just don't understand it.

i'll buy you a beer at Lambeau in 2 weeks and we can discuss hoity toity topic like best method for cooking a bratwurst and how to make boudin at home under a time constraint.
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completely understand.  I acknowledge that it's brainless nonsense.

 
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