GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been peeing a whole lot lately, particularly at night. Getting old is neat.  Saw the doc and she prescribed me a med to try.  Here's what I didn't know, made crock pot chicken and at the climax, nothing came out.  It was like that scene in Something About Mary.  I actually felt my ears to make sure no hair gel was hanging off.  It was like some sort of twisted magic trick.  Did some Loogling and turns out it's a common side effect.

 I'm not taking this med any longer. 

 

[kevzilla]

This place has biscuit and gravy, eggs and bacon and others. 

http://www.kolachefactory.com

The Czechs here in Central Texas become quite incensed when those other things are called kolaches. Just trying to be culturally sensitive here.  

 

[bentley]

The Czechs here in Central Texas become quite incensed when those other things are called kolaches. Just trying to be culturally sensitive here.  

Jesus. I thought we'd spare the rest of the world this debate.

Technically, we had donuts and klobasneks for lunch. And yes, there's a group of people around here that get very mad if you call them kolaches.

 

[kevzilla]

Jesus. I thought we'd spare the rest of the world this debate.

Technically, we had donuts and klobasneks for lunch. And yes, there's a group of people around here that get very mad if you call them kolaches.

After PicklechatTM, I'm pretty sure everything goes.

 

[cosjobs]

I just fired someone 

Congrats, you are now qualified to run for President

 

[Frostillicus]

But I don't hate women and brown people 

yet

 

[Homer J Simpson]

But I don't hate women and brown people 

What're you, some kind of commie?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

But I don't hate women and brown people 

Are you willing to learn?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Are you willing to learn?

Would they send us some place special?

 

[bostonfred]

http://i.imgur.com/gtkFmou.gif

I like black and white women

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

http://i.imgur.com/gtkFmou.gif

I like black and white women

She never misses.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

But I don't hate women and brown people 

Then you'll have to run as a Republican

 

[Captain Quinoa]

p and s Trump is going to win and the butthurt will be delicious.  Bye again.

 

[Sconch]

Eat it, world.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

p and s Trump is going to win and the butthurt will be delicious.  Bye again.

So weird.

 

[bostonfred]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4z0pci/lpt_how_to_start_keep_and_finish_a_conversation/

Skim the life pro tip, then read the first set of comments.

 

[Sconch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4z0pci/lpt_how_to_start_keep_and_finish_a_conversation/

Skim the life pro tip, then read the first set of comments.

  wtf that's some serious assburgery stuff

 

[tommyboy]

Hello human Matt 

 

[mr. furley]

Hello human Matt 

hi

 

[Sconch]

Got a new student today from Littlefield TX.   I asked but he said he doesn't know @bentley

 

[bostonfred]

  wtf that's some serious assburgery stuff

It sounds like he's a knobby college kid. 

I lost it at captchas.

 

[tommyboy]

hi

My human name is also Matt 

 

[mr. furley]

http://imgur.com/L8eieTu.gifv

@General Malaise, the early years

 

[tommyboy]

Cookie Monster searches deep within himself for answers

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cookie-monster-searches-deep-within-himself-and-asks-is-me-really-monster

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been peeing a whole lot lately, particularly at night. Getting old is neat.  Saw the doc and she prescribed me a med to try.  Here's what I didn't know, made crock pot chicken and at the climax, nothing came out.  It was like that scene in Something About Mary.  I actually felt my ears to make sure no hair gel was hanging off.  It was like some sort of twisted magic trick.  Did some Loogling and turns out it's a common side effect.

 I'm not taking this med any longer. 

Seriously, this was more confusing than the first time I discovered the reason for my special purpose which was quite scary because I thought I had some sort of infection with the amount of #### that came out. Catholic school didn't exactly have the most up front sex ed.  I thought little tadpoles were supposed to come out.

 

[cosjobs]

Got a new student today from Littlefield TX.   I asked but he said he doesn't know @bentley

I was at a happy hour last week at Amaya's and chatting the young Hispanic lady next to me. Turns out she works at the same company as gbjb. She not only knows who he is, but offered that she would really like to work for him. I told her she probably didn't drink enough for that department.

 

[Sconch]

Pretty sure I win the hipster/duuchebag Bingo

Manbun with dreads, rolling his own.

 

[bentley]

I was at a happy hour last week at Amaya's and chatting the young Hispanic lady next to me. Turns out she works at the same company as gbjb. She not only knows who he is, but offered that she would really like to work for him. I told her she probably didn't drink enough for that department.

I'm going to need some initials. Because little Hispanic lady who loves me is a pretty broad description.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm going to need some initials. Because little Hispanic lady who loves me is a pretty broad description.

I didn't ask her initials, but her first name rhymes with Lattice

 

[cosjobs]

Not exactly

 

[bentley]

Interesting. She's kinda cute if it's the one I'm thinking of. I also don't remember ever talking to her.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

On a week long Bender (fAmiky vacation). With wife ND her cousin and 6 kids totak

Drinking Lot.   Huge fight over potatoes at dinner to night between the women 

 

[Frostillicus]

On a week long Bender (fAmiky vacation). With wife ND her cousin and 6 kids totak

Drinking Lot.   Huge fight over potatoes at dinner to night between the women 

Go on.

 

[Chemical X]

I really wish Jethro would fold his league.  it's not like he pays people who wins anymore either.

 

[Sconch]

I didn't ask her initials, but her first name rhymes with Lattice

Mulva?

 

[Sconch]

I really wish Jethro would fold his league.  it's not like he pays people who wins anymore either.

Shark pool is that way, guy.

 

[tommyboy]

Whoops

http://www.boredpanda.com/####-mug-university-of-north-texas/

 

[cosjobs]

At family gatherings, its usually best to avoid discussing religion and potatoes

 

[bentley]

Whoops

http://www.boredpanda.com/####-mug-university-of-north-texas/

Shoulda never changed from North Texas State. CNTS don't spell nothing.

I will never forget the golden days when Kathy Ireland was kicking for the team.

 

[krista4]

p and s Trump is going to win and the butthurt will be delicious.  Bye again.

Glad you are still alive.

Wish you were still funny.

 

[bostonfred]

At family gatherings, its usually best to avoid discussing religion and potatoes

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/

Discussing potatoes with family goes terribly wrong

 

[GroveDiesel]

I think the internet has passed me by. I don't get why the Harambe thing has become a meme all of a sudden or why it's supposed to be funny.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

You know what is demoralizing?  Waking up at 5am to get to the gym by 530 and the 24hour door wont unlock. 

 

[Ignoramus]

Got a new student today from Littlefield TX.   I asked but he said he doesn't know @bentley

I'd do some digging into this kid.  You sure he's really from Texas and not Mexico?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know what is demoralizing?  the gym

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'd do some digging into this kid.  You sure he's really from Texas and not Mexico?

Same thing, no?

 

[Tiger Fan]

for a period of time from about the age of 7 until maybe....8.... i "got" wrestling. watched the events. knew the names of the wrestlers. then i lost interest. how does anyone older than that watch wrestling? i'm as perplexed by this as i am by the moon landing.

There's no way I'm going to "win" this discussion, but I'll attempt to answer.  Loved wrestling as a kid, and then again in the mid/late 90s when they had the nWo and "attitude" era in WWF . It was funny, stupid and entertaining.  Something to drink beer to in college and schtick it up.

Fast forward 15 years and Wrestlemania was coming to town, so me and some friends thought it would be fun to go for nostalgia purposes.  I started watching it again to get familiar with the characters and storylines.

It's still a guilty pleasure thing for me. But I'm more intrigued with the backroom business  aspect of it all.  I record it every week, but I almost never watch a full match.

tl;dr - i'm trash b/c i still record wrasslin

 

[mr. furley]

There's no way I'm going to "win" this discussion, but I'll attempt to answer.  Loved wrestling as a kid, and then again in the mid/late 90s when they had the nWo and "attitude" era in WWF . It was funny, stupid and entertaining.  Something to drink beer to in college and schtick it up.

Fast forward 15 years and Wrestlemania was coming to town, so me and some friends thought it would be fun to go for nostalgia purposes.  I started watching it again to get familiar with the characters and storylines.

It's still a guilty pleasure thing for me. But I'm more intrigued with the backroom business  aspect of it all.  I record it every week, but I almost never watch a full match.

tl;dr - i'm trash b/c i still record wrasslin

to each their own. i just don't understand it.

i'll buy you a beer at Lambeau in 2 weeks and we can discuss hoity toity topic like best method for cooking a bratwurst and how to make boudin at home under a time constraint.

 

[Tiger Fan]

to each their own. i just don't understand it.

i'll buy you a beer at Lambeau in 2 weeks and we can discuss hoity toity topic like best method for cooking a bratwurst and how to make boudin at home under a time constraint.

completely understand.  I acknowledge that it's brainless nonsense.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can't wait for lambeau.  I'll pm you.