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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Sadly no he's responded to my posts asking him to confine his spam to one thread.  Love it when you see like 6 consecutive posts over a year long span in the same thread of only him posting links.

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Holy hell.

I was 50/50 on the account either being a FBG bot or a mentally/physically challenged guy with nothing else to do in his life. The sheer volume of his posts is mind-boggling.  If it was a bot people would complain for the staff to tone it down. 

Damn.

 
Kolaches, smolaches.  They are not real to me until I see Shuke and GM stuff them home in the Eat Off thread.  I think I am going to need to see Bentley do so as well, but here, the Eat Off thread needing to maintain its purity of purpose.

 
My recently terminated manager called me again yesterday. She wants me to get her the billed and revenue amounts for the first half of 2016, presumably for resume-padding purposes. If I had access to those reports, I would probably do it, but I would have to go through my new manager, who is well aware of the people and situation. Please advice on the best way to tell my old boss to pound sand without seeming mean.  

 
kevzilla said:
My recently terminated manager called me again yesterday. She wants me to get her the billed and revenue amounts for the first half of 2016, presumably for resume-padding purposes. If I had access to those reports, I would probably do it, but I would have to go through my new manager, who is well aware of the people and situation. Please advice on the best way to tell my old boss to pound sand without seeming mean.  
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Just say that  unfortunately, you do not have access to those reports.

Suggest that she estimate the figures. And to send noods.

 
eoMMan said:
Just say that  unfortunately, you do not have access to those reports.

Suggest that she estimate the figures. And to send noods.
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Oh, she knows I don't have access to those reports. I think she expects me to somehow wheedle them out of my new manager.

And I don't want the noods.

 
if you want to try, then just mention to your new mgr that the old one contacted you for the info and see if he'll help out.   

if you dont want to try, tell the old mgr to #### off

 
kevzilla said:
My recently terminated manager called me again yesterday. She wants me to get her the billed and revenue amounts for the first half of 2016, presumably for resume-padding purposes. If I had access to those reports, I would probably do it, but I would have to go through my new manager, who is well aware of the people and situation. Please advice on the best way to tell my old boss to pound sand without seeming mean.  
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if it's on cell phone, block her.  if it's on work phone, tell her you aren't jeopardizing your job for someone else.  I assume this is someone you likely will never speak with again ever, so what do you care if you're james blunt with her?

 
kevzilla said:
My recently terminated manager called me again yesterday. She wants me to get her the billed and revenue amounts for the first half of 2016, presumably for resume-padding purposes. If I had access to those reports, I would probably do it, but I would have to go through my new manager, who is well aware of the people and situation. Please advice on the best way to tell my old boss to pound sand without seeming mean.  
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ridiculous.  she have compromising noods of you?  tell her to go through proper channels and that you're not doing ####.  sorry toots.

 
I've never heard of this cocolachi thing, so looked it up on behalf of the other people who also aren't following along with the scintillating discussion.



A Kolach (plural kolache, also spelled kolace or kolacky /kəˈlɑːtʃi, -tʃki/,[1] from the Czech and Slovak plural koláče, sg. koláč) is a type of pastry that holds a dollop of fruit, rimmed by a puffy pillow of supple dough.[2] Originating as a semisweet wedding dessert from Central Europe, they have become popular in parts of the United States. The name originates from the Old Slavonic word kolo (коло) meaning "circle", "wheel".

A related dish is a klobasnek, which is popular in central and southeast Texas. It often uses similar bread but is filled with a link of sausage or ground sausage. Some people also refer to these as kolaches, but are more accurately referred to as a "pig in a blanket".[2] They may also contain ham, cheese, jalapeño, eggs and bacon/sausage, potato, etc., and they resemble a "pig in a blanket". Czech settlers created klobasniky after they immigrated to Texas.[8]
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Based on the responses, it would appear that I am too nice for my own good. 

Based on my role in the creation of the Great Kolache Conflagration of 2016, I'm a bag of tools. 

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Can we talk about the word "butthurt," for a minute?  Literally, it means to be ####ed in the ###.  Figuratively, it means to be whiny about something.  It doesn't seem like those should be related.  Shouldn't someone be allowed to be whiny about being ####ed in the ###?  

 
Thorn said:
Can we talk about the word "butthurt," for a minute?  Literally, it means to be ####ed in the ###.  Figuratively, it means to be whiny about something.  It doesn't seem like those should be related.  Shouldn't someone be allowed to be whiny about being ####ed in the ###?  
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First off, how are you?

I think the term means offended or sad. The whiney is just a symptom of the offended and sad part.

It is perfectly normal to be offended or sad after being butt raped

 
Thorn said:
Can we talk about the word "butthurt," for a minute?  Literally, it means to be ####ed in the ###.  Figuratively, it means to be whiny about something.  It doesn't seem like those should be related.  Shouldn't someone be allowed to be whiny about being ####ed in the ###?  
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Not to diminish your hot take here, but isn't it remotely possible to obtain some butthurt from anything other than anal stabbing?  For instance, let's say you forgot to apply your Gold Bond Medicated Powder and went for a jog in the summer, picking up a little chafing.  Believe you me, that's some butt hurting right there.  Or, let's say you were a little over-served at a bar and you fell off your bar stool right onto your keister.  That might cause you a little butt hurting.

 
General Malaise said:
Not to diminish your hot take here, but isn't it remotely possible to obtain some butthurt from anything other than anal stabbing?  For instance, let's say you forgot to apply your Gold Bond Medicated Powder and went for a jog in the summer, picking up a little chafing.  Believe you me, that's some butt hurting right there.  Or, let's say you were a little over-served at a bar and you fell off your bar stool right onto your keister.  That might cause you a little butt hurting.
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See, but I think that only reinforces my take.  Don't I have the right as an American to be whiny about a chafed or bruised bottom?  Have the terrorists won again?  

Cry over spilled milk? What a childish overreaction that deserves ridicule!  Whiny about a pain in my ###?  Totally justified!

 
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