What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Thinking about joining Abe (hey, wasnt he supposed to be in philly for work this month??).  Dodds lost his damn mind. 
Click to expand...
I only subscribe for the contest. I only hang here for this lovable collection of knobs we have gathered. And GM is covering the procreation for all of us. 

 
So the boss brings in a selection of macroons for a meeting.  Naturally they don't get eaten and are in the kitchen.  How is it possible one is about the best thing I've ever eaten (this apparently Reese's inspired one) and the other was one of the worst (this horrendous lavender tasting thing).  Is any other food like this?  I mean it's just not worth the risk.

 
Sammy3469 said:
So the boss brings in a selection of macroons for a meeting.  Naturally they don't get eaten and are in the kitchen.  How is it possible one is about the best thing I've ever eaten (this apparently Reese's inspired one) and the other was one of the worst (this horrendous lavender tasting thing).  Is any other food like this?  I mean it's just not worth the risk.
Click to expand...
gb the vendors who send charcuterie and fruit... that #### gets devoured while the mountain of cookies, sweets and randoms (####### fruit cake?) take a while. 

 
krista4 said:
My Grandpa wants a $200 harmonica for Christmas.  Who knew there was such a thing as a $200 harmonica?  But if a 97-year-old man wants a $200 harmonica, he's damn well going to get it.
Click to expand...
Hohner Chromonica?

 
Christmas break started so my wife's at home, on her period of course, with 4 psychotic kids tearing the house apart and she's a neat freak. Can't wait to get home from work.

 
not only do i work with WACKYGUY but also another guy who is.....straight up creepy weird.  comes off normal for a while but once you've let your guard down, here comes the weird ####.

i'm getting instant messages, emails, guy swinging by my office. used to be 10-12 times per day. i've since managed to whittle it down to a couple times per week. merely acknowledging the guy means i get flooded with weird hyperlinks. even something as little as passing each other in the hallway, i get back to my desk, raft of new emails/messages of NSFW ####.

it's 90% poop humor and celeb nip shots but the other 10% is always trying to trick me in to clicking links about some guy ####### a tailpipe while another guy ####s in his mouth.

he likes to think he's a master prankster, too. so doing things like leaving your cell on your desk when you step away, or leaving your security badge out, your computer unlocked ... all subject to his "hijinks".

he likes to draft fake emails and make it appear as though they've been sent to people in the office. he particularly picks on WACKYGUY because... they're like Lloyd and whatever Christmas together.

yesterday i was out of the office, but he "caught" WACKYGUY with his computer unlocked so drafted an email to a woman we work with and this time sent it.  he was so proud of himself that he had to send the email to me, too, so i could tell him how funny he is.

it was a full body pic of WACKYGUY with the thought bubble "Thinking of you" and a photoshopped **** hanging out of his pants. :mellow:

she was out yesterday and as far as i know today. WACKYGUY is out today, i'm off Monday. i'm wondering which of them will get fired either for the email or for punching the other. kind of disappointed that i can't be there to see it.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOMAN'S REACTION IS GOING TO BE WHEN SHE GETS A PIC OF WACKYGUY'S DONGER IN HER INBOX??

 
David Dodds said:
yep, just say no to political threads.  Pretty much done with the abusive posting between people.  You guys are safe here.  
Click to expand...
David.  I'll only ask you this once and I'll let it drop.  When you say things like "I think there may be a link between the [Clinton] foundation and human trafficking" you get that you're making an attack on real people, right?   A much more abusive attack on James Alefantis, who you don't know a thing about, than anyone has said about you, or Tobias, or Loan Sharks or whatever.  It was malicious.  And now you shut down people calling you out on it because it's "abusive?"  Hey, it's your board.  But it's not a good look. 

 
mr. furley said:
not only do i work with WACKYGUY but also another guy who is.....straight up creepy weird.  comes off normal for a while but once you've let your guard down, here comes the weird ####.

i'm getting instant messages, emails, guy swinging by my office. used to be 10-12 times per day. i've since managed to whittle it down to a couple times per week. merely acknowledging the guy means i get flooded with weird hyperlinks. even something as little as passing each other in the hallway, i get back to my desk, raft of new emails/messages of NSFW ####.

it's 90% poop humor and celeb nip shots but the other 10% is always trying to trick me in to clicking links about some guy ####### a tailpipe while another guy ####s in his mouth.

he likes to think he's a master prankster, too. so doing things like leaving your cell on your desk when you step away, or leaving your security badge out, your computer unlocked ... all subject to his "hijinks".

he likes to draft fake emails and make it appear as though they've been sent to people in the office. he particularly picks on WACKYGUY because... they're like Lloyd and whatever Christmas together.

yesterday i was out of the office, but he "caught" WACKYGUY with his computer unlocked so drafted an email to a woman we work with and this time sent it.  he was so proud of himself that he had to send the email to me, too, so i could tell him how funny he is.

it was a full body pic of WACKYGUY with the thought bubble "Thinking of you" and a photoshopped **** hanging out of his pants. :mellow:

she was out yesterday and as far as i know today. WACKYGUY is out today, i'm off Monday. i'm wondering which of them will get fired either for the email or for punching the other. kind of disappointed that i can't be there to see it.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOMAN'S REACTION IS GOING TO BE WHEN SHE GETS A PIC OF WACKYGUY'S DONGER IN HER INBOX??
Click to expand...
Hate to sound like a p#ssy here, but I forward all of this to HR immediately so you do not get dragged down as some kind of accomplice.  

 
Ramsay Hunt Experience said:
David.  I'll only ask you this once and I'll let it drop.  When you say things like "I think there may be a link between the [Clinton] foundation and human trafficking" you get that you're making an attack on real people, right?   A much more abusive attack on James Alefantis, who you don't know a thing about, than anyone has said about you, or Tobias, or Loan Sharks or whatever.  It was malicious.  And now you shut down people calling you out on it because it's "abusive?"  Hey, it's your board.  But it's not a good look. 
Click to expand...
Get this #### out of this thread.

 
David Dodds said:
yep, just say no to political threads.  Pretty much done with the abusive posting between people.  You guys are safe here.  
Click to expand...
Step 1. Create a politics forum

Step 2. Never go in there. 

I manage it without the separate forum, but if you don't want to stumble across somebody taking a dump it helps to put a door on the bathroom.

 
David Dodds said:
yep, just say no to political threads.  Pretty much done with the abusive posting between people.  You guys are safe here.  
Click to expand...
There was a lot of bs in the Obamacare thread, but a lot of info too. 

Just make a politcal forum

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's thread about nothing
4998 4999 5000
Replies
250K
Views
6M
rockaction
rockaction

Users who are viewing this thread

  • ... and 1 more.
    • Total: 6 (members: 3, guests: 3)
    Back
    Top