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Won $2000 in my magic football championship tonight.  2% greater chance that I attend Coshole.  98% chance that I spend it on whores.

 
the rover said:
Won $2000 in my magic football championship tonight.  2% greater chance that I attend Coshole.  98% chance that I spend it on whores.
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I also won my magic football championship.  As a result of the Cowboys pulling Elliott and putting in McFadden.  There was much weeping from my opponent.

 
Moscow Mules so good. Even better in an official Titos Vodka copper mug.

Somebody remind me of that when I'm hungover on my 9 mile run tomorrow.

 
not naming names or anything but a couple of well known old heads around here have gone on tilt the last few months

departures from their normal (as far as i recall) posting. 

kinda weird

 
mr. furley said:
not naming names or anything but a couple of well known old heads around here have gone on tilt the last few months

departures from their normal (as far as i recall) posting. 

kinda weird
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They may have misunderstood when I said this place would be better if we all got unfurled

 
mr roboto said:
Pretty drunk on Makers. Gonna try to wake the mrs for a little foolin around. 
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UPDATE!!!!!

Mrs rebuffed drunken efforts. Probably because there was a sleeping baby in the room with us. 

 
Killed the long run. Now I'm having a smoothie. Between this and the Moscow Mules, I think I'm turning into a sorority girl.

 
cosjobs said:
I've copper mugs, but I prefer glass. Wife likes the copper tho.
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I only drink it in bars that serve it in copper mugs because it shows they care enough about their drinks to serve them properly.

 
page alignment messed up for anyone else?

now i've got to scroll over to read text/reply/move to next unread topic.  just started happening this afternoon.

 
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@urbanhack

 
Do you guys have a subconcious dj?  Like sometimes you think of song lyrics that fit perfectly even if it's inappropriate?  

I was playing PAW Patrol memory match with my kid and he dropped a card that said Ryder (one of the characters). What song goes through my brain?

ryder's on the floor, to the tune of riders on the storm by the doors
 
bostonfred said:
Do you guys have a subconcious dj?  Like sometimes you think of song lyrics that fit perfectly even if it's inappropriate?  

I was playing PAW Patrol memory match with my kid and he dropped a card that said Ryder (one of the characters). What song goes through my brain?

ryder's on the floor, to the tune of riders on the storm by the doors
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Yes, but I sing them out loud because I'm old and give zero ####s.

 
Just now I was looking at my Corgi singing, "will the real adult doggie please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?"

Then I responded to myself with, "I'm standing, I'm just short."

 
When i was in college some guys bought magic mushrooms and somebody else had bought caramel turtles to eat while we rolled dice and smoked.  One of the dice rolled over a turtle wrapper, and i started freestyle rapping that i was a turtle rapper to the tune of Master rapper.  

 
bostonfred said:
When i was in college some guys bought magic mushrooms and somebody else had bought caramel turtles to eat while we rolled dice and smoked.  One of the dice rolled over a turtle wrapper, and i started freestyle rapping that i was a turtle rapper to the tune of Master rapper.  
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You should write down the lyrics.  For all of us.

 
Man, my left Achilles' tendon is a ####show. We will see if it survives through to another half marathon at the end of January.

 
bentley said:
Man, my left Achilles' tendon is a ####show. 
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Copper toxicity, also called copperiedus, refers to the consequences of an excess of copper in the body. Copperiedus can occur from eating acid foods cooked in uncoated copper cookware, or from exposure to excess copper in drinking water, copper drinkware or other environmental sources.

Acute symptoms of copper poisoning by ingestion include vomiting, hematemesis (vomiting of blood), hypotension (low blood pressure), melena (black "tarry" feces), coma, jaundice (yellowish pigmentation of the skin), gastrointestinal distress, and ####show tendons

 
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