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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
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heckmanm
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El Floppo
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Dan Lambskin
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St. Louis Bob
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Damn it, sorry guys. Our server was messed up, I received a bunch from myself. Dumb.
St. Louis Bob
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It was first day of Spring Break for the boys today. I decided to take them on a couple calls, give them real life experience and all that. One of the places we stopped in at a gal I went to high school with works there. She was talking to the boys, showing them around the office, and I overhear her say to Cal "when I was in high school, I always wanted to be your dad's girlfriend". Cal, in all sincerity, replies "really, why?". Stupid kids. 
St. Louis Bob
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This is the first I heard about it. Neat. Which I guess means everyone in my address book received e-mails from me yesterday.
RedmondLonghorn
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It was first day of Spring Break for the boys today. I decided to take them on a couple calls, give them real life experience and all that. One of the places we stopped in at a gal I went to high school with works there. She was talking to the boys, showing them around the office, and I overhear her say to Cal "when I was in high school, I always wanted to be your dad's girlfriend". Cal, in all sincerity, replies "really, why?". Stupid kids.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
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It was first day of Spring Break for the boys today. I decided to take them on a couple calls, give them real life experience and all that. One of the places we stopped in at a gal I went to high school with works there. She was talking to the boys, showing them around the office, and I overhear her say to Cal "when I was in high school, I always wanted to be your dad's girlfriend". Cal, in all sincerity, replies "really, why?". Stupid kids.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
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St. Louis Bob
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St. Louis Bob
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Teachers must have wanted to get loaded at the Hibernian Parade today.
Off all next week. Jerks.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
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Odd. Ours doesn't start until the 10th of April.Teachers must have wanted to get loaded at the Hibernian Parade today.
St. Louis Bob
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bostonfred
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My son just came home from kindergarten with a hand written St. Patrick's day poster that said I feel lucky when I...
...play with daddy
Wife is visibly mad at me. I told her she could get lucky playing with daddy tonight too if she wanted. Apparently that's not what she was mad about. Girls are weird
...play with daddy
Wife is visibly mad at me. I told her she could get lucky playing with daddy tonight too if she wanted. Apparently that's not what she was mad about. Girls are weird
El Floppo
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St. Louis Bob
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He's pretty great. Completely different from what I imagined my son, sons, really, would be like. I think it's the smarts that throws me off.proninja said:
the rover
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Went to a dive bar with a friend last night to watch the tournament. Won a little on my bets and $350 playing pull tabs. Went 5-0 today including a parlay that just squeaked by when Dayton covered by half a point.
Watching hoops with roverkid, who has a pretty solid bracket and is in pretty decent shape in Frosty's pool.
Watching hoops with roverkid, who has a pretty solid bracket and is in pretty decent shape in Frosty's pool.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
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Same here. Why don't STL schools love Jesus enough to take his birthday week off?
Henry Ford
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Did she say "because all the girls said he was hung like a horse"? Because that would make her the cool chick from high school.It was first day of Spring Break for the boys today. I decided to take them on a couple calls, give them real life experience and all that. One of the places we stopped in at a gal I went to high school with works there. She was talking to the boys, showing them around the office, and I overhear her say to Cal "when I was in high school, I always wanted to be your dad's girlfriend". Cal, in all sincerity, replies "really, why?". Stupid kids.
Binky The Doormat
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RedmondLonghorn
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Binky The Doormat
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That's what I get for not quoting. Laughing about Bob's kid asking what the pretty lady had any interest in him.
DA RAIDERS
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Binky The Doormat
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Smart kid. We get direct mail solicitations from these people all the time. Pretty sure they go to one of these flip'em house seminars. It's almost always a one or two person operation that want to buy houses from low educated, bad credit, and financially distressed people for obnoxiously lowball prices.
I usually call them when they send me something because I have plenty of time on my hands and want to know more about the specifics of their shenanigans. Most are pretty tight lipped and most want to see in the house and get a #### ton of info from you before they give you any info. Decent qualifying process anyway, but just seems like a ####ty karma business.
mr. furley
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this effing board
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mr. furley
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congratulations has to be the #1 most misspelled word in the english language
El Floppo
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mr. furley
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mr. furley
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i love my children dearly. and despite what it may seem i don't really talk much in person. nevertheless there is never a moment in my house where someone, usually both my kids and my wife at the same time, isn't talking.
3 totally different trains of thought. all at once. usually really loudly. all directed at me.
it's 4 pm and i'm completely exhausted
3 totally different trains of thought. all at once. usually really loudly. all directed at me.
it's 4 pm and i'm completely exhausted
El Floppo
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mr. furley
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Mr.Pack
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Dan Lambskin
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General Malaise
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mr roboto
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mr roboto
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Uruk-Hai
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Holy crap, you guys. HOLY CRAP.
I met this Indian chick about 10 years ago, but got nowhere romantically with her (if some of you were on that Yahoo Underground dating site we had set up back then - I know at least one current poster was - you may recall me talking about her). She's a trip and speaks great English, but doesn't have the filter that we are sometimes stuck with. Anyway, I just got a text out of the blue saying "Hi, Bill. How are you? I am feeling carnal. What is your address?".
She drinks trash beer faster than anyone I've ever met (and that's a heavy admission coming from me), but never gets drunk. She's freaking brilliant (she runs a high-level US Government department), but also bites the filter off of a cigarette before smoking it.
I met this Indian chick about 10 years ago, but got nowhere romantically with her (if some of you were on that Yahoo Underground dating site we had set up back then - I know at least one current poster was - you may recall me talking about her). She's a trip and speaks great English, but doesn't have the filter that we are sometimes stuck with. Anyway, I just got a text out of the blue saying "Hi, Bill. How are you? I am feeling carnal. What is your address?".
She drinks trash beer faster than anyone I've ever met (and that's a heavy admission coming from me), but never gets drunk. She's freaking brilliant (she runs a high-level US Government department), but also bites the filter off of a cigarette before smoking it.
5-ish Finkle
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But does she bite the filter off a Marly red before she smokes it?
Unrelated: Mama Lambskin seems like she's probably pretty alright.
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El Floppo
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I'm taking floppinho home yesterday from his School of Rock practice (oh.. aside... he's got an audition for the actual and unrelated Broadway show on Monday! Broken leg wishes welcomed, even though I have no idea what we would do in the unlikely event that he actual got it). We're on the weekend subway, which is always a mess with delayed schedules and lots of tourists.
A bunch of us are trying to get out at a station to catch a connecting train across the platform. But the mass of people exiting are held up. There's a young woman trying to force her way into the train through the middle of the crowd exiting.
Subway rage/angst is exhausting, and this kind of behavior pushes my buttons in the worst way. When I get to her, I push straight through her while saying to let us off first. she ends up going flying the opposite direction with a genuinely confused look on her face. What an idiot.
I'm going the other way to the next train when I get shoved by a stocky rusky- looking dude who tells me to "#### off you ####### #####". He's ready to go. Now I'm ready to go too.
As I'm in the process of figuring out my first move on this scumbag, who's moved in front and his young idiot gf, I start saying the obvious- let us out of train... But he shouts over me "that's my daughter, ####### #######- she's only 11".
In slow motion, I look back and forth between them and then try to cool my own fight mode down enough to express the infinite I'm feeling. Soooo sorry to you both!... But fight mode still going enough to still close with "apologies to your daughter, but she needs to let people off the trains first" This, shouted across the platform as we each got into our different trains.
And then I slapped floppinho for looking at me wrong.
Made that last part up. The whole thing was such a cluster #### of infinite
A bunch of us are trying to get out at a station to catch a connecting train across the platform. But the mass of people exiting are held up. There's a young woman trying to force her way into the train through the middle of the crowd exiting.
Subway rage/angst is exhausting, and this kind of behavior pushes my buttons in the worst way. When I get to her, I push straight through her while saying to let us off first. she ends up going flying the opposite direction with a genuinely confused look on her face. What an idiot.
I'm going the other way to the next train when I get shoved by a stocky rusky- looking dude who tells me to "#### off you ####### #####". He's ready to go. Now I'm ready to go too.
As I'm in the process of figuring out my first move on this scumbag, who's moved in front and his young idiot gf, I start saying the obvious- let us out of train... But he shouts over me "that's my daughter, ####### #######- she's only 11".
In slow motion, I look back and forth between them and then try to cool my own fight mode down enough to express the infinite
I'm feeling. Soooo sorry to you both!... But fight mode still going enough to still close with "apologies to your daughter, but she needs to let people off the trains first" This, shouted across the platform as we each got into our different trains. And then I slapped floppinho for looking at me wrong.
Made that last part up. The whole thing was such a cluster #### of infinite
kevzilla
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Well, the last thing she saw was that scarf. She was probably thinking "Wow, that chick is strong."
Binky The Doormat
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