GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (26 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

Nevermind, I got this.

MOAR

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Joke about mopeds in here, need Fred's help making it

I think a couple of them are pregnant.

Just like the Bulldolls!

 

[mr. furley]

Nevermind, I got this.

MOAR

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Joke about mopeds in here, need Fred's help making it

please stop

 

[krista4]

Well who is?

 

...and I just found my team name for GM's fantasy baseball league.  New Albany Bulldolls it is

 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

We were somewhere around Barstow.....

If you're going through Barstow on a Reno-to-LV trip you've F'ed up big time.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Better
 

I went undefeated in that gym.

(in Brains of Bakersfield trivia) :huffsonknuckles:

 

[Limp Ditka]

If you're going through Barstow on a Reno-to-LV trip you've F'ed up big time.

I have a very particular set of skills.... One of them is screwing up how to get from point A to point B. I'd be desperately helpless without modern technology.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I went undefeated in that gym.

(in Brains of Bakersfield trivia) :huffsonknuckles:




 

I have always heard what a good tumbling program they have there.  

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Guys,  The Runners game starts in about an hour.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Guys,  The Runners game starts in about an hour.

Is this the boys' first trip to the big city?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Is this the boys' first trip to the big city?

As a group?  NYC specifically?  

 

[Rustoleum]

Nevermind, I got this.

MOAR

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Joke about mopeds in here, need Fred's help making it

Are there any pictures where they aren't wearing fake Groucho Marx noses?

 

[Osaurus]

There's an 82% chance that I could convince myself that Reno's not too far from Vegas.

So close

 

[kevzilla]

There's an 82% chance that I could convince myself that Reno's not too far from Vegas.

I'll be there Friday night. I'll be the drunk one.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Joke about mopeds in here, need Fred's help making it

be sure to incorporate the sponsors name into the joke

 

[Osaurus]

I'll be there Friday night. I'll be the drunk one.

At the bar at Casino Royale?  

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

be sure to incorporate the sponsors name into the joke

 Just notice that.

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar at Casino Royale?  

Certainly, at some point, but I'll be downtown most of the time.

 

[Ignoramus]

Guys,  The Runners game starts in about an hour.

On what channel, WGAF?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

On what channel, WGAF?

ESPN of course

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Refs are really showing some Least coast bias.

 

[the rover]

If you're going through Barstow on a Reno-to-LV trip you've F'ed up big time.

same goes for Baker.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Aly the Egyptian Magician with the dunk

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

If you're stopping in Barstow...

 

[the rover]

If you're stopping in Barstow.

I once had to pay $165 for a replacement tire in Baker because there was an accident on 15, we got detoured through Kelso, and my tire melted during the 5 hour delay in 110 degree heat.  Know how I know the temperature?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Aly the Egyptian Magician with the dunk

this guy?

 

[Osaurus]

I once had to pay $165 for a replacement tire because there was an accident on 15, we got detoured through Kelso, and my tire melted during the 5 hour delay in 110 degree heat.  Know how I know the temperature?

Tanner's age at the time?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I once had to pay $165 for a replacement tire in Baker because there was an accident on 15, we got detoured through Kelso, and my tire melted during the 5 hour delay in 110 degree heat.  Know how I know the temperature?

The world's tallest thermometer.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

These refs are worse than Hitler

 

[the rover]

I once had to pay $165 for a replacement tire in Baker because there was an accident on 15, we got detoured through Kelso, and my tire melted during the 5 hour delay in 110 degree heat.  Know how I know the temperature?

The world's tallest thermometer.

This guy knows his desert hellholes.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This guy knows his desert hellholes.

Should have stopped and got some alien beef jerky.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

And that world's tallest thermometer thing is BS.  http://www.trbimg.com/img-53c09a8f/turbine/la-me-ln-worlds-tallest-thermometer-in-baker-shines-bright-again-2014071

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

CSUB down 10 at the half. Not a good situation for a team with no offense.  

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

this guy?

That was Tarbash. Aly is his cousin, maybe?

 

[El Floppo]

We are currently in a house that was built in 2006 and has a typical new construction look. 

We needed more space and wanted to actually have less money wrapped up in our house, so we thought remodeling an older, larger home would do the trick.

It probably still will, but the numbers aren't quite coming out the way we intended. It is shocking that a remodel project is over budget, I know.

Stop looking at me.

 

[El Floppo]

Also really glad to see a jerky boys renaissance

 

[ScottNorwood]

https://i.redd.it/h9fpjwzuw5oy.jpg

 

[krista4]

https://i.redd.it/h9fpjwzuw5oy.jpg

That hurts my heart to look at, but less so than if they had also not properly aligned the squiggly parts of the bread.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

It was a run.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Speaking of wife she just told me she's getting her haircut Friday at 1:30 and my mom is coming to watch the 4 year old but she's not sure if she'll be done in time to get the kids at 3:30 so I might have to leave work 2 hours early to go get them.  My boss is pretty flexible but she's such a terrible planner and I hate having to cut out for stuff like that

TL ;Dr I often go to the bar for lunch with my boss on Fridays and now can't go #### around because my wife has to get a stupid haircut 

Can you take the kids to school tomorrow?  (Makes me an hour late).   Never mind I already need to leave an hour early tomorrow to get home in time for her go to my kindergartens conference as well as the above Friday story

Told her no (without asking why) and she got pissy.  Pretty sure it just means she can't sleep in before he doctors appointment 

are all women terrible planners or just mine (no offense @krista4 )

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It was a run.

Stupid Anteaters let us down again 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Stupid Anteaters let us down again 

Wrong system, boss.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wrong system, boss.

Banana Slugs?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

are all women terrible planners

http://decaptain.com/wp-content/DeCaptain-Sailing/2011/12/funny-comic-desert-island-boat-land.jpg

 

[Ignoramus]

It was a run.

Better luck next century. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Banana Slugs?

Torreros!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

are all women terrible planners 

of course.   no concept of time.

 

[Limp Ditka]

of course.   no concept of time.

Tell that to my wife when my day time drinking sessions start snowballing into 10-12 hour marathons

 

[Rustoleum]

My personal pet peeve is when we are "ready" to go, but my wife gets into the car with a department store makeup counter's worth of stuff, then gives me the stink eye every time I have to use the brakes or turn the wheel.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Tell that to my wife when my day time drinking sessions start snowballing into 10-12 hour marathons

pm me her number

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My personal pet peeve is when we are "ready" to go, but my wife gets into the car with a department store makeup counter's worth of stuff, then gives me the stink eye every time I have to use the brakes or turn the wheel.

or hit a bump like you paved the ####ing road and its your fault