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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

Lenny Dykstra does a Reddit ask me anything...it doesn't go well

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6204km/lenny_dykstra_here_aka_nails_former_ny_mets_and/

The suck our Ds comes from this 

On the podcast Pardon My Take, the hosts have a segment called "locker room talk," where they'll call Lenny and say things like "Hey Lenny, it's the guys from Pardon My Take. Why don't you suck our #####?" And various other vulgar things. So of course the AMA is flooded with listeners of the show asking him to suck their #####. It's a great podcast though if you like sports
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Why the hell do I need the Jaws of Life to pry open miniscule pills of anti-diarreah medication?  Those should be easier to open up than a billfold at a strip club. Do the manufacturers even know there demographic?  

PS, nice sandwich, Panera. :hot:

 
General Malaise said:
Why the hell do I need the Jaws of Life to pry open miniscule pills of anti-diarreah medication?  Those should be easier to open up than a billfold at a strip club. Do the manufacturers even know there demographic?  

PS, nice sandwich, Panera. :hot:
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You buy that with a gift card from Bob?

 
local PD is looking for a new HQ building. write-up in the paper today includes this quote:

“This isn’t about emanate domain. We aren’t going to kick anybody out of their business and shut them down or anything silly like that,” said Moore.

@El Floppo @El Asso Wipo 

 
mr. furley said:
local PD is looking for a new HQ building. write-up in the paper today includes this quote:

“This isn’t about emanate domain. We aren’t going to kick anybody out of their business and shut them down or anything silly like that,” said Moore.

@El Floppo @El Asso Wipo 
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The copy editor should prepare his resume. And he should be extra careful in doing so, because there are probably some pretty dumb errors on it.

 
Limp Ditka said:
You buy that with a gift card from Bob?
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My son biked up to Panera with his buddy on Monday.  At dinner, he told me he only ate half his sandwich; that he didn't really like it and that I could have it for lunch the next day if I wanted.  Sweet kid.

So I ate it for lunch and it wasn't half bad.  Both of us were hit HARD by Panera's Revenge yesterday.  Thinking I need to get some Chipotle for lunch today to try and knock out one strain of ebola with another.

 
General Malaise said:
Why the hell do I need the Jaws of Life to pry open miniscule pills of anti-diarreah medication?  Those should be easier to open up than a billfold at a strip club. Do the manufacturers even know their demographic?  
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lol

I always wondered why some of the most rugged items are wrapped in knife-resistant packaging, but light bulbs can still be bought that have open ends for them to fall out of.

 
General Malaise said:
My son biked up to Panera with his buddy on Monday.  At dinner, he told me he only ate half his sandwich; that he didn't really like it and that I could have it for lunch the next day if I wanted.  Sweet kid.

So I ate it for lunch and it wasn't half bad.  Both of us were hit HARD by Panera's Revenge yesterday.  Thinking I need to get some Chipotle for lunch today to try and knock out one strain of ebola with another.
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I have no idea why anybody eats at Panera. 

 
General Malaise said:
Why the hell do I need the Jaws of Life to pry open miniscule pills of anti-diarreah medication?  Those should be easier to open up than a billfold at a strip club. Do the manufacturers even know there demographic?  

PS, nice sandwich, Panera. :hot:
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The absolute best are migraine medications, which require a blowtorch and welding mask to get into. 

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
I have no idea why anybody eats at Panera. 
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Well, my son is 12, so his culinary tastes aren't exactly refined.  Plus, it's close enough to the house where he and his friends can bike.  I'm just glad they get out of the house.  Also glad he's opting for that over the McDonalds of the world.  Probably just a bad sandwich.  It tasted fine when I ate his leftovers, but the end result was way less than fine for both of us.  

 
General Malaise said:
Well, my son is 12, so his culinary tastes aren't exactly refined.  Plus, it's close enough to the house where he and his friends can bike.  I'm just glad they get out of the house.  Also glad he's opting for that over the McDonalds of the world.  Probably just a bad sandwich.  It tasted fine when I ate his leftovers, but the end result was way less than fine for both of us.  
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I wasn't singling out your 12 year old for ridicule. I just don't understand how Panera has turned into such a big chain.

 
UPS just delivered four delicious looking Kringles from the Danish Bakery located in Racine, WI.  True story, I once spent the longest summer of my life one week in Racine, WI.  Wish I knew about this Kringle place...they look good!

 
General Malaise said:
Do you like meat or poultry?  If you do, I'd avoid.  If, however, you like crappy soups and all you can eat salads, well....this is your spot.
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That's sort of what I've heard, but thought I would give it a try.  I do eat a lot of salads, but someplace like that just sounds like an e-coli breeding ground.

 
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Henry Ford said:
A local physicians group trying to get us to send our clients there sent us a bagel assortment today.  On the basis of this recommendation I am annexing the Cinnamon Crunch bagel.
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Query: Do I toast this?  I feel like the cinnamon stuff is going to catch on fire if I toast this.

 
General Malaise said:
We need to figure out our pre-Radiohead plans.  Shuke can't make it, but I've got a solid foursome ready to rock.
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Yea...let's take this PMs on TinyBoard.  This will be the biggest day/night of the year for my lady so she wants absolutely no distractions or interactions with any other human beings that night.  lol  She loves them like nothing else.  

But I'm down for meeting for an edible or a smokey joe before or during the concert. 

 
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