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Sitting at the Draught House sipping a coconut porter, waiting for my work-related happy hour to start down the street. Slap it high?  :oldunsure:

 
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I totally forgot to impart the most important part of my week, which is that while at the Grand Canyon yesterday I saw an Asian hitchhiker holding a sign that said:

Frag

Staff

Actually actually true.  If I were alone and going to Flagstaff, I would have fought other motorists to pick him up.  Come to think of it, I would have done that even if not going to Flagstaff.

 
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I could see people throwing bottles at either.  
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Reminds me of a spring training trip with some buddies.  We were staying in Orlando but took a road trip to Tampa to see them play Rays.

It was hot (like 90 or something) so we slammed down 1 beer, grabbed a beer and went to our seats.  Watched maybe an inning or two and went with 1 buddy to get another beer while other 2 guys stayed in seats.  Drank another beer in the concourse since it was shaded and watched Rollie Fingers sign some autographs.  Made an executive decision it was too hot to go back so we left and went to another bar.  This was in the days of flip phones so while we could have texted we left with a "they'll figure it out mentality" 

End up at some bar (pretty dead) and I decide I need to rehydrate so I go with the Citron and soda.  Buddy orders a beer and quickly switches to the Citron next round.  We chat with our hot bartender for a bit and just keep putting them back (she had an Arabic script tattoo and when we asked her what it said she told us "cumdumpster" ...I think it was shtick) 

Anyway game must have ended or gotten boring because our other buddies finally find us (probably went with the They're In The Closest Bar assumption).   Well this is when we realized we've killed an entire liter of Citron between us in maybe an hour and are completely #### faced 

Plan was to get lunch at Joe's Stone Crab which turned out to be a fairly upscale place.  Somewhat of a blur but in some order we ate crabs, ordered more drinks, I knocked a round of drinks over trying to slap my other drunk buddies sunglasses off his face and finally decided we were too drunk to continue with lunch.  So me and drunk buddy leave letting the other two finish lunch like adults 

So apparently this place was next to a condo association or something on the water with a small (probably private) beach.  We decide to walk down there and get into a coconut fight from like 5 feet apart.  Buddy seemed to run out of coconuts so instead whipped an empty wine bottle at my head.  Luckily he missed but we decided that was enough of that and I needed to go take a nap in the parking lot (that didn't last long either).  The rest of the night was pretty uneventful... I think we hit another bar then I passed out in the car for awhile heading back to Orlando and got some taco bell

Tl;dr my buddy once drunkenly threw an empty wine bottle at me

 
krista4 said:
I totally forgot to impart the most important part of my week, which is that while at the Grand Canyon yesterday I saw an Asian hitchhiker holding a sign that said:

Frag

Staff

Actually actually true.  If I were alone and going to Flagstaff, I would have fought other motorists to pick him up.  Come to think of it, I would have done that even if not going to Flagstaff.




 
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link.

 
Binky The Doormat said:
Lucky to see a "3".  He's rather demanding.  
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No way that is going to rate a 3 when Pete Rose's 1980s haircut only rated a 6.

Plus, Peeps are vile.

 
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General Malaise said:
I'm wearing a coat.  At my desk.  I hate this city.
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I realize this was from yesterday and I'm way behind. Brother, I left our #### hole city for 80 degree San Antonio and I'm currently chilling in the Hill country with a glass of Buffalo Trace a belly full of pork chops and ranch beans, and a crescendo of frogs and crickets outside.

#### Portland, right in the ?

 
kevzilla said:
Sitting at the Draught House sipping a coconut porter, waiting for my work-related happy hour to start down the street. Slap it high?  :oldunsure:
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Wish I'd seen this earlier. My alcoholic slut whore neighbor was at Draught House tonight. Like she usually is. You'd have loved her.

 
Home today thanks to the assisination of Jesus.  Made the twins scrambled eggs and toasted English muffins with butter AND peanut butter.  Ate their leftovers.  Forgot how good toasted English muffins with butter and peanut butter were and made myself one.  Later, Topgolf, burger and beers with my dad.  Living a dream.

 
General Malaise said:
Home today thanks to the assisination of Jesus.  Made the twins scrambled eggs and toasted English muffins with butter AND peanut butter.  Ate their leftovers.  Forgot how good toasted English muffins with butter and peanut butter were and made myself one.  Later, Topgolf, burger and beers with my dad.  Living a dream.
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Interesting.  I wonder how many peanut butter muffins @shuke can eat.

 
General Malaise said:
Home today thanks to the assisination of Jesus.  Made the twins scrambled eggs and toasted English muffins with butter AND peanut butter.  Ate their leftovers.  Forgot how good toasted English muffins with butter and peanut butter were and made myself one.  Later, Topgolf, burger and beers with my dad.  Living a dream.




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Horrible for me ...but this is my favorite late night snack with a big glass of cold milk.  Sometimes guild the lily by sprinkling cinnamon sugar over them.  

 
General Malaise said:
Home today thanks to the assisination of Jesus.  .
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Took the kids to the zoo today along with everyone else in Metro Detroit.  Meeting some buddies later for dinner.  Texted that I needed a beer after this zoo trip and one guy replied "am I the only one working today"

I replied with "even Jesus took good Friday off" 

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Took the kids to the zoo today along with everyone else in Metro Detroit.  Meeting some buddies later for dinner.  Texted that I needed a beer after this zoo trip and one guy replied "am I the only one working today"

I replied with "even Jesus took good Friday off" 
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Nailed it!

 
krista4 said:
Good god, is there a Comic-Con in town, or has Seattle gotten sooooo much weirder since I left five days ago?
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Some sort of comic con.   Had business to attend to at the convention center today, and it was a giant freak show.    NTTATWWT.   I might well attend one of these things one time, just need to get off my ### and make a really good costume.

 
The Future Champs said:
Some sort of comic con.   Had business to attend to at the convention center today, and it was a giant freak show.    NTTATWWT.   I might well attend one of these things one time, just need to get off my ### and make a really good costume.
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On the plus side, there are a lot of boobs.  A LOT of boobs.

 
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If you find yourself in Jungle Jim's, or any place that sells purecane sugar 24-packs of Coke bottles, do yourself a huge favor and scoop one up real quick.  There's just something good about a nice, icecubed glass of coke in the sun.  Classic really.  

Hope everyone is having a nice weekend

 
Apparently when you tell the wife you're going to bed at 8:30 PM because you stayed out at the casino to 5 am the night before and got like 4 hours of sleep they get angry 

 
krista4 said:
That was my first impulse, though I was thinking I'd pay for half or something.  Then I thought I'd just buy some intact bowls so she'd have a sale.

But instead I went and talked to the guy. :shrug:   He was old and slow, so even though a few minutes had passed he wasn't in his car yet.  Didn't realize until I reached him that he was with a very big younger guy and a very tiny younger woman, but I talked to the three of them and explained that I knew he wanted to do the right thing - that he probably just didn't have all the info, that these were made by the woman in question and the money came out of her pocket, not the winery's.  He said he'd offered to pay, and I explained that she was just being nice when she said it was OK but that she was extremely upset.  Immediately the tiny woman and the big guy agreed that they should do something.  I told the old guy he didn't need to give her the whole $200, but that if he had some cash on him and could just offer her anything, I thought it would make them both feel a lot better.  He pulled out his wallet and started to give me money, and I said no, let's go back up there together.

So he gave her $60, and she was super happy.  

Mr krista told me he thought I was a closer, and a closer would have gotten her $300. :lmao:  
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Always start with a higher number. If you had told him two grand he probably would have given her six hundred.

 
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