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Wow, brutal beer?  

Best I saw was Yacht Club, Braumeister, or Robin Hood for $5 if you had a case of returnable to exchange.  Braumeister was the best of the bunch.
Yes, when you are in HS, cost overruled taste. A couple dads had a continuous supply. They were returnable so the first case cost you the deposit also. Schells was another low cost brand. Now it's rebranded as a craft beer.

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Put gas in it?

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Wait isn't that like 4 of your billable hours?  Like if anyone has a valid excuse to pay someone to do something for them simply to save time, it's a lawyer. 

 
Speaking of Doolittle, oddly enough yesterday was the anniversary of its release. Damn album is 28 years old
My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.

 
My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.
Yeah loved that hyperspace effect

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Put it in water?

 
My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.
Not to go all "Tanner" about this, buuuuuut you don't have to trip on acid for this to happen.  If the wind is blowing right at your windshield in a snowstorm....viola!

However, you probably do need to trip on acid to enjoy This Monkey's Gone To Heaven.

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Fixed my washing machine the other day.  It was overflowing (from the tub not the drain).  Googled the problem and fixed it in about 15 minutes.  Didn't even need a new part.  Saved me a couple a hundo.

 
Really starting to hope that Finkle's stuck in Reno forever.
Haven't been there since last June.  In yo' FACE!

May be getting an offer from a studio in Santa Ana though, so you may have the last laugh anyway. :-|

I mean who hasn't rubbed one out to some warm venison?
Rubbing One Out to Some Warm Vension is the name of my prog-rock Buffalo Springfield/Pixies fusion cover band.

(It's also probably the subtitle of the next season of Duck Dynasty, or some such dreck.)

 
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I'm still having a hard time wrapping my brain around that particular nugget. 
Scorpion crawls into your carry-on bag

Scorpion crawls out of your bag while it's in the overhead bin

Not that hard to comprehend.  Airport security needs to start using black lights, apparently. 

 
Scorpion crawls into your carry-on bag

Scorpion crawls out of your bag while it's in the overhead bin

Not that hard to comprehend.  Airport security needs to start using black lights, apparently. 
I don't think you understand.

THERE ARE SCORPIONS DROPPING ON MY ####### HEAD!!!111JUAN

 

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