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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

Binky The Doormat said:
Wow, brutal beer?  

Best I saw was Yacht Club, Braumeister, or Robin Hood for $5 if you had a case of returnable to exchange.  Braumeister was the best of the bunch.
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Yes, when you are in HS, cost overruled taste. A couple dads had a continuous supply. They were returnable so the first case cost you the deposit also. Schells was another low cost brand. Now it's rebranded as a craft beer.

 
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.

 
-fish- said:
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
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Put gas in it?

 
-fish- said:
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
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Wait isn't that like 4 of your billable hours?  Like if anyone has a valid excuse to pay someone to do something for them simply to save time, it's a lawyer. 

 
Limp Ditka said:
Speaking of Doolittle, oddly enough yesterday was the anniversary of its release. Damn album is 28 years old
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My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.

 
Osaurus said:
My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.
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Yeah loved that hyperspace effect

 
-fish- said:
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
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Put it in water?

 
Osaurus said:
My sister had a This Monkey's Gone to Heaven poster and while tripping on acid the monkey kind of turned his head and looked at me intensely.  Later that day I was forced to drive in a snowstorm to an Apple Store on the northshore of Milwaukee and the snow looked like I was going into hyperspace a la Millennium Falcon.  Good times.
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Not to go all "Tanner" about this, buuuuuut you don't have to trip on acid for this to happen.  If the wind is blowing right at your windshield in a snowstorm....viola!

However, you probably do need to trip on acid to enjoy This Monkey's Gone To Heaven.

 
-fish- said:
I successfully fixed my boat.   It took working on it over the course of about 6 weekends, and yesterday I was about to give up and call a mechanic when I went to a bar and went on about 6 different boating forums and finally got an idea about what was wrong.   Saved about $3000 by not taking it to the mechanic.  Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
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Fixed my washing machine the other day.  It was overflowing (from the tub not the drain).  Googled the problem and fixed it in about 15 minutes.  Didn't even need a new part.  Saved me a couple a hundo.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Really starting to hope that Finkle's stuck in Reno forever.
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Haven't been there since last June.  In yo' FACE!

May be getting an offer from a studio in Santa Ana though, so you may have the last laugh anyway. :-|

tommyboy said:
I mean who hasn't rubbed one out to some warm venison?
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Rubbing One Out to Some Warm Vension is the name of my prog-rock Buffalo Springfield/Pixies fusion cover band.

(It's also probably the subtitle of the next season of Duck Dynasty, or some such dreck.)

 
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Sweet J said:
I'm still having a hard time wrapping my brain around that particular nugget. 
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Scorpion crawls into your carry-on bag

Scorpion crawls out of your bag while it's in the overhead bin

Not that hard to comprehend.  Airport security needs to start using black lights, apparently. 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Scorpion crawls into your carry-on bag

Scorpion crawls out of your bag while it's in the overhead bin

Not that hard to comprehend.  Airport security needs to start using black lights, apparently. 
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I don't think you understand.

THERE ARE SCORPIONS DROPPING ON MY ####### HEAD!!!111JUAN

 
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