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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

General Malaise said:
Damn, dude....sorry to hear this.  What happened?  
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I see the writing on the wall.  I've busted my ### for a full year and just don't see this panning out.  The technology is a bit antiquated and we just can't deliver a working product.   

I went to dr. last week with chest pains from the stress and I realized it's all from this place.  I don't need that in my life and I know the next 6 months (at least) would be more of the same.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
I don't know whether GM knows how to spell it.

Based on history, I wouldn't put my money on it.
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There's an old, Jewish woman in New Jersey who is a major player in gold miners - juniors mostly - that we talk to regularly as she knows EVERYBODY.  I like her, but man, you CANNOT get her off the phone.  Holy hell.  She's helped us along this cobalt journey and helped us land a few partners, but when she says the word 'cobalt', it comes out in a thick, NYC jewish accent as 'Core Ballllt'.  I've talked to her so much that I do a pretty good impersonation, so if anybody is looking for a comedy routine that employs an elderly NY jewish woman, consider me for your next gig.

 
General Malaise said:
There's an old, Jewish woman in New Jersey who is a major player in gold miners - juniors mostly - that we talk to regularly as she knows EVERYBODY.  I like her, but man, you CANNOT get her off the phone.  Holy hell.  She's helped us along this cobalt journey and helped us land a few partners, but when she says the word 'cobalt', it comes out in a thick, NYC jewish accent as 'Core Ballllt'.  I've talked to her so much that I do a pretty good impersonation, so if anybody is looking for a comedy routine that employs an elderly NY jewish woman, consider me for your next gig.
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Old New York Jews talking base metals has been way overdone in comedy already, Dane Cook.

 
General Malaise said:
There's an old, Jewish woman in New Jersey who is a major player in gold miners - juniors mostly - that we talk to regularly as she knows EVERYBODY.  I like her, but man, you CANNOT get her off the phone.  Holy hell.  She's helped us along this cobalt journey and helped us land a few partners, but when she says the word 'cobalt', it comes out in a thick, NYC jewish accent as 'Core Ballllt'.  I've talked to her so much that I do a pretty good impersonation, so if anybody is looking for a comedy routine that employs an elderly NY jewish woman, consider me for your next gig.
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I feel like I'm about to be offended. but I like it.

 
People who post birthday pictures of their kids and say something like "WOW!  7 ALREADY?  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!??!!!!1111"  or "CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE SMILEY IS ALREADY 9, WHAAAAAAAAAT???"

The #### did you think was going to happen?  Not grow?  So dumb.

 
General Malaise said:
People who post birthday pictures of their kids and say something like "WOW!  7 ALREADY?  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!??!!!!1111"  or "CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE SMILEY IS ALREADY 9, WHAAAAAAAAAT???"

The #### did you think was going to happen?  Not grow?  So dumb.
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I also find birthday messages to kids that aren't on Facebook incredibly dumb.

 
General Malaise said:
People who post birthday pictures of their kids and say something like "WOW!  7 ALREADY?  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!??!!!!1111"  or "CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE SMILEY IS ALREADY 9, WHAAAAAAAAAT???"

The #### did you think was going to happen?  Not grow?  So dumb.
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pretty much all my FB feed is. that, ailments, death, and endless #####ing about trump. 

 
taught 5yo floppinha to ride a bike this weekend. such a difference between her and her nincompoop brother.

and fwiw- learning to ride a bike in NYC is a different beast than where I grew up in the suburbs. took her to a school yard across the street where we had to battle it out with basketball players and chucklehead toddlers on scooters wanting to road-rage her into submission.

 
El Floppo said:
taught 5yo floppinha to ride a bike this weekend. such a difference between her and her nincompoop brother.

and fwiw- learning to ride a bike in NYC is a different beast than where I grew up in the suburbs. took her to a school yard across the street where we had to battle it out with basketball players and chucklehead toddlers on scooters wanting to road-rage her into submission.
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Teach her "HEY! I'M RIDIN' HERE! I'M RIDIN' HERE!"

 
We've been working over the last few months with another entity in establishing a new cobalt investment product and the guy who will be the CEO is a loose cannon.  When he gets excited, he swears like a sailor, which is fine unless you are going to be the CEO of a publicly traded company where you need to show some restraint.  Today we had several conference calls with this guy and a dozen of our limited partners who are going to be investing in this and he let loose a few F-bombs like I let loose a few virile spermies.  After conclusion of the call, my boss called him up and said "Nice job generally, I think you handled the questions well, but Anthony, you gotta stop giving out so many ####s and ##### when you're talking to these people".  

I sent my boss a link to this shirt and he wants me to order one for Anthony to wear on the road show.  Look at the internet help my middling career along.

 
General Malaise said:
Office at 4:30am today.  I don't want to make a habit out of this.  
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How was the walk in at 3:15 AM?

so if anybody is looking for a comedy routine that employs an elderly NY jewish woman, consider me for your next gig.
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"Never buy your gribenes, or corndogs, from a mohel.  They're so chewy!"

 
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General Malaise said:
People who post birthday pictures of their kids and say something like "WOW!  7 ALREADY?  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!??!!!!1111"  or "CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE SMILEY IS ALREADY 9, WHAAAAAAAAAT???"

The #### did you think was going to happen?  Not grow?  So dumb.
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"i very nearly killed little Timmy when he was four, but just look at him now!"

 
General Malaise said:
People who post birthday pictures of their kids and say something like "WOW!  7 ALREADY?  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!??!!!!1111"  or "CAN'T BELIEVE OUR LITTLE SMILEY IS ALREADY 9, WHAAAAAAAAAT???"

The #### did you think was going to happen?  Not grow?  So dumb.
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THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!  A variation that drives me insane is (1) post pic of kid, and (2) a thousand "oh, I can't believe he's gotten so much bigger!" comments.  That's what they do!  They get bigger!  

I guess unless they're midgets or dwarves or whatever the correct term is.

 
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krista4 said:
THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!  A variation that drives me insane is (1) post pic of kid, and (2) a thousand "oh, I can't believe he's gotten so much bigger!" comments.  That's what they do!  They get bigger!  

I guess unless they're midgets or dwarves or whatever the correct term is.
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Leprechauns is the new PC term, I believe.  Or Smidgens(ettes).

 
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General Malaise said:
There's an old, Jewish woman in New Jersey who is a major player in gold miners - juniors mostly - that we talk to regularly as she knows EVERYBODY.  I like her, but man, you CANNOT get her off the phone.  Holy hell.  She's helped us along this cobalt journey and helped us land a few partners, but when she says the word 'cobalt', it comes out in a thick, NYC jewish accent as 'Core Ballllt'.  I've talked to her so much that I do a pretty good impersonation, so if anybody is looking for a comedy routine that employs an elderly NY jewish woman, consider me for your next gig.




 
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It will be at our home.  

 
Brilliant business decision to have direct thread marketing in the lesser used forums.  May need some tweaking though.   :thumbup:

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